Thursday, July 10, 2014
Will Justin Bieber Make It Through Probation
The plea deal agreed to yesterday by Justin Bieber in the egging case is no big surprise. For most people it would be a breeze to get through what he has been sentenced to. A big check, some anger management classes and some community service. The big sticking point for Justin is going to be the probation he agreed to. Two years. In the past two years, Justin has been accused and charged and implicated in lots of things which would violate his probation if it had already been in place. Just in the past year he has been charged with DUI, although that was reduced, but would have violated probation. He was arrested for assault which would have also violated his probation and was accused of attempted robbery. Looking at his history and his temper and his self-entitlement I think it is a pretty fair bet to say that he is not going to make it through these two years without violating his probation. I just don't think he can stay out of trouble.
Hopefully not and we deport his ass back to Canada with no ability to return here at all.
ReplyDeleteSandy you were Frist!! You wasted a Frist!! :(
DeletePoor Justin. No let up in his sad little life.
ReplyDeleteSteamy was right!
ReplyDeleteYour prize is behind Door #1or Door #2.Choose wisely...
Hahaha.
DeleteWIGS!!!!
DeletePtui Ptui! (spits over right shoulder while invoking the Cross)
Not Funny!
: D
I'd rather dodge Both Bullets, Thenkyuverymuch.
DeleteMorning y'all.
ReplyDeleteFame & youth usually do not mix well. Probably won't be able to.
Will this turn him into the male version of LILO ?
Nice tats brah
ReplyDeleteLet's be positive and hope he can turn it around.
ReplyDeleteI suspect if I had all his misdemeanours behind me, my sorry backside would have been hauled all the way back to England by the authorities before I could say baby , baby, baby. So why is he allowed to stay?
ReplyDeleteLet him stay, sandy... otherwise we have to take Lohan back...
ReplyDeleteWinner! (me)
Poor lil sprite, he's gonna be in the slammer soon...
I wonder who he has pissed off (TL;WL) This last year or so, he seems to be getting busted for the pettiest crap. Someone has put the finger on his emotionally challenged ass and withdrawn his "hush up" dogs.
Wonder who?
I thoiught she was back? Wasnt there a pic of her and the baby sis walking in NYC the other day?
ReplyDeleteBecky I'm sowwy! :(
sandy, she came...then she went . ; D
DeleteRespect the Frist!! Lol
DeleteEnty!! Psst!! C'mere!!!! Lean down, i want to say this in your ear: I dont care about this little putrid piece of flotsam on the sea of life. Stop writing about his diapered ass. Thank You.
ReplyDeleteHere I was, grasping for words to describe my feelings and Aunt Licky steps in to save the day.
Deletelol liddy!
ReplyDeleteHe ratchet.
ReplyDeleteCosign Liddy.
ReplyDelete@Ray
ReplyDeleteThat ink is embarrassingly bad. Like wall-flash bad. I suppose they'll be appropriate when he's checking the safe-t-belts to lock riders into their cages on the Tilt-A-Whirl in a few years.
I love the idea of his pretty little self in da slammer.
ReplyDeleteI cannot get over how punch able his face is! Yeah and his tats suck, good call Ray.
ReplyDeleteMagic 8 Ball says "I think the answer is no"
ReplyDeleteCan someone please hand him a baby wipe? His upper lip looks dirty.
ReplyDeleteeven if he does violate, nothing will happen to him. nothing ever happens to these assholes.
ReplyDeleteSomeone in the family got anger management for attempted assault with a deadly weapon. They're still the same asswipe they were more than a year after this happened. Those classes are beyond useless.
ReplyDeleteAre we sure he's in this country legally?
ReplyDeleteWhen pigs fly.
ReplyDeleteAll this happened while his father was with him, right? It will be a fun 2 years. Much like watching and waiting for Chris Brown to get his due.
ReplyDeleteThis douched-bag will get away with whatever crime he is charged with. Hopefully he will end up with no friends and in jail ASAP.
ReplyDelete...and nothing will happen. Is Lilo in jail? Does Lilo still have a fucking driver's license?
ReplyDeleteI rest my case.
@Keistin Wiglet I definitely choose door #2 BLAM! BLAM!!
ReplyDeleteKristin!
ReplyDeleteNo fucking way JB will successfully complete probation. Good job! He made it 24 hours though!
ReplyDeleteIf he goes a year without violating, we should subpoena his caseworker's bank account records...
Let's hope he can't do it! Can you imagine a jail guard picking him up under his arms like his security guy, taking him to his cell for a time out? Precious as hell!
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