Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Random Photos Part Two
Lea Michele models a new bikini for her escort boyfriend off the coast of Italy.
Also off the coast of Italy are Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden. This is just awkward.
Not in Italy is Jennifer Lopez who had Leah Remini take this photo.
Off the coast of France, Cara Delevingne and Selena Gomez hang out on a yacht.
Back in Malibu, Brooke Burke would also like some attention so called a pap and told him to come take some photos.
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody do the dog walking thing in NYC.
LeAnn Rimes after one crazy night.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and her husband Peter Sarsgaard at the premiere of her new movie.
Alyssa Milano looks like she is really close to delivering her new baby.
Oh yay all these hawt girls ob hominid and Lea is hiding her bloat today.
ReplyDeleteSelena is a yacht girl now? That was fast.
JLo is ssssmokin!
Even LeAnn looked good in her bikini but you didn't show her Enty
@Sandyb. I thought the same thing about Selena /yacht girl. The I wondered if every time I see a celeb female on a yacht if this is what I'll assume. Laffin. Now I'm afraid to be seen on a yacht. (Not that I'm a celeb, of coarse.).
DeleteALL WOMEN ON YACHTS ARE WHORES!
Most of them are...you are right about that!! I hear those two are possibly getting their freak on to piss off Justin and Michelle. So juvenile!!!
DeleteWtf was that spelchek ? Hawt girls in bikinis
ReplyDeleteAw, Le'Ann got a wind tussle!
ReplyDeleteYay for Alyssa Milano! That hair, though, it's an awkward photo bomb.
Oh Benji...it's ok....it happens to EVERY man sometimes...
ReplyDeleteCam: You are dating a grown man with a MxPx tattoo. Prepare to console his emo ass on the regular.
Cameron, NOOOOOO. JUst say no to bums!
ReplyDeleteJLo looks hot.
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to admit this, but I think the Madden brothers are a little hot(ish), in a skeevy kinda way. Please don't judge me.
ReplyDelete@RoseL. I'm just gonna have to forget u said it.
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Well Cara probably yacht girls part-time when she isn't out eating muffs SYF so Selena is guilty by association at least.
ReplyDeleteI can definitely see it.
DeleteUhhhh, Sandy, a LOT of the women I know who do sex work or whatnot are lesbians. Straight for pay...
DeleteI'm glad Leighton Meester hasn't caved to fake baking or bronzer sprays. Pale as she wants to be!
ReplyDeletePoor benji, this is just weird. Hes sure gonna get spit out
ReplyDeleteSweet baby jeebus, Miss Gomez is doin 3sums on yachts. Mmmmmm. I'd like to do a human centipede type maneuver where Selena snorts off Cara's bunghole as I snort off Selena's, and Cara can snort off mine. Then we all lick up the coke/meth remnants.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Can you imagine the fun games you can play w/ 2 coke whores on a yacht in the middle of the water?
"OK, who will do Ass to Mouth for a 6" line of coke. Both of you? How about a 5" line? Cara? OK. Selena get on all 4's, Cara put your face on top of her ass and start fingering her balloon knot to open it up, and I'm gonna get some lube."
I just love that vivid imagination of yours!
DeleteThanks, MissInfo.
DeleteIt is all only imaginary until I hit the lottery.
Peter Saarsgard looks good. Did he lose some weight?
ReplyDeleteDamn Jlo!
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit it, but Maggie looks good in that jumper/one piece pantsuit. I NEVER like those, but she's pulling it off.
ReplyDeleteLeighton Meester and Adam Brody are a lovely couple, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteholy crap JLO-she really is a goddess at 45 or really any age
ReplyDeleteand Brooke Burke really never looks anything but amazing
I think I need to go airbrush myself
Um, Selena+Cara+yacht? I'll be in my bunk if you need me...
ReplyDeleteLOL @ LadyH. I have read 2 fist fulls of articles and blog posts about whores who hate men because of the filthy shit men make them do. You would think they would hate the money or the drugs or themselves, cause those are what's making em do shit. Dudes are just going with what is available.
ReplyDeleteExactly @count. They fuck men for money, date women for funsies. Count, in my experience, this has mainly been the girls working at street level and they started out young so they were traumatized early on.
DeleteI personally like leaving my work at work too.... LOL
Holy cow, Alyssa Milano legs look like a 300 pound woman. Hope she's retaining water.
ReplyDeleteI know I know, we're not supposed to say anything negative about pregnant women but those just jumped out at me...
Peter Sarsgaard looks great; I love him.
ReplyDeleteBrooke Burke does, too, but are we *really* seeing as much underboob as I think we're seeing?
The killing season 3.. Le sigh
DeleteCara and selena. . Fun times
Peter Sarsgaard looks great; I love him.
ReplyDeleteBrooke Burke does, too, but are we *really* seeing as much underboob as I think we're seeing?
JLo looks like the same old narcissistic cunt to me.
ReplyDeleteRemember when she had kids? Wonder whatever happened to them...probably dumped onto some nanny to raise.
If I looked like Brooke Burke does in a bikini, I'd do pap shots every day too.
ReplyDeleteThrow in some Phil Collins and you're channeling Patrick Bateman, Count.
ReplyDeleteHm. Maggie's husband looks a little gay there. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDelete@Malibu: just throwin down truth. The john aint makin the whore tongue his anus, the $20-50 upsell is.
ReplyDeleteIt is like LiLo and her mom h8n cocaine. They actually love the cocaine, they h8 what they do for it and what it "makes" them do.
Really it can be boiled down to the fact that most people don't like their jobs, so they complain. Whores aint any different in that than landscapers or paper pushers.
JLo looks fabulous. Ugh. I need to stop eating crap.
ReplyDeleteamen @TheEnquirer
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw that photo of Alyssa Milano I (mentally) flashed to Ricki Lake during Hairspray (the Real Hairspray not that musical ca ca). I loved that movie. BTW what the hell is Ricki Lake doing these days? She used to be everywhere.
ReplyDeleteSelena. *sigh* She acts like her permanent toddler face syndrome isn't the only juvenile thing about her. Get your shit together, girl!
ReplyDeleteJLo looks fucking freaking AWESOME.
Even in Hollywood the dating pool for the 40 something women, is extremely shallow. That's the only reason I can think of why women like Cameron and Charlize have settle for such losers.
ReplyDelete@Crila: They don't have to settle for losers. They could totally find great civilian guys, but that aint gonna stroke their egos.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Count and Lady H but I would add that the origin of Selena becoming a cum dumpster stated with Disney. Cara also started her road to being a bone collector at a very early age in London as a model.
ReplyDeleteI tell ya, I don't think Miss Gomez got implants. After seeing the yacht whoring bikini pics, I think she is finally eating and has just filled out. Remember the blind about Beiber telling her he didn't like chicks w/ curves? It looks to me that she got all the curves now, except the ass. Squats, Miss Gomez, squats.
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