Leonardo DiCaprio perfects the yacht step. It is the latest in the way rich people exercise.
I need to wear something like Lady GaGa wears to walk my own dog.
Lily Allen gets fake arrested in Australia.
At one point this weekend Lindsay Lohan was in Austria.
Lea Michele ran out of quarters and came back from vacation with her boyfriend.
Maria Carey right before she got massaged.
Minnie Driver looking really skinny.
Diddy and Naomi Campbell on a yacht.
Nina Dobrev and Ben McKenzie hug it out.
Mimi, Queen of the Sorta Selfie. Does she employ an iPhone/Instagram person who basically follows her around all day?
ReplyDeleteMinnie! <3
Does Lilo have extensions? How does she keep her hair that healthy with drinking and drugging?
Minnie looks TOO skinny.
ReplyDeleteNina is upset Nikki Reed is screwing her ex
Leo again hes tiresome Enties
Maybe its gaga's dog in the blind?
Not a broad in the group I would go through Mariah for. Not even Naomi's ass. Maybe Naomi's ass 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteLily is a fucking moron. Who would want to get fake arrested or glamorize that shit? It ain't funny and it won't be one day when the real thing happens. That's some bad juju.
ReplyDeleteOh and wouldn't ya know...the cops that did this are already under investigation for this shit
Oh and Enty is really off his game! In THIS angle, you can see Lilo has another massive bruise
ReplyDeleteI thought the back splash said Plug City! !! Lilo the most predictable ho!!
DeleteMimi are such a doll! gosh golly
ReplyDelete@Lady---That's Our Lilo lol
Good pic, LadyH. That is a strike bruise, not grip bruise. If someone was boning her from behind and holding her up by her upper arms, you would see the finger impressions.
ReplyDeleteLiLo's Bruises would be a good tumblr.
Yup. I get finger imprint bruises on my arms, hips and thumb holders cuz I bruise easy. Those are from a strike or a restraint/tourniquet...
DeleteReally you guys??? You think so? I always thought that all of her many bizarre leg bruises were likely from drunken falls...Maybe that was too naive of me though. Yikes.
DeleteI sport my bruises like trophies. They've truly been marks of accomplishments. If the fingerprints are prominent I'm very pleased.
DeleteThat's the Lilo we know and love fa sho! Her signature be side boob and well bruised!
ReplyDeleteI saw the big, green bruise. She sure gets bruised a lot.
ReplyDeleteLiLo is getting skinny again, another sign she's using again.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I bruise if you look at me (people have asked me, very gently, if there are problems between me and SO, and I tell them, more like problems between sometimes clumsy me and furniture and an annoying cat and air). A giant arm bruise might be caused by smashing into a cabinet or a car door, or falling down. If you've ever seen a drunk try to navigate the floor plan, you could CSI the number of spots that could cause bruises.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I saying - this is Lilo! And it's a pretty specific bruise, upper arm and not circular.
And walls, those damn walls that just jump out of nowhere to clip you.
DeleteOr the kitchen counter slapping your buttocks, or a faucet poking your back, or tripping on a penis that's hanging on the floor...
DeleteThat's a really awkward hug. Nina's got one arm crossed over herself.
ReplyDeleteMinnie does look scary. Hope shes ok.
ReplyDeleteIf you get a chance to hug Ben McKenzie, you wrap both arms around him. Come on!
ReplyDeleteMinnie always looks too skinny.
ReplyDeleteShe does. I think most don't quite notice because of her wide jawline and loose clothing but she's been close to emaciated for years. Like she never got over being cast as the chubby one in Circle of Friends way back then.
DeleteEvery time I drink I wind up covered in bruises
ReplyDeleteI think if I drank more often and to the extent Lindsay does I'd probably have them all over too
@Count Lilo's bruises would make an excellent tumblr
Hahaha
Minnie has always been very, very skinny, even when assholes were saying she looked fat in a bikini.
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga…there are no words. I am so sick of her and her wardrobe antics I could puke.
I used to love GaGa, now I'm embarrassed I ever posted her videos to my timeline. Jumped the shark.
DeleteEnty posting a picture of Ben McKenzie is a prime example of a reveal via a random photo. Yesterday's Comic-Con blind item about the closeted actor at the Playboy party was guessed correctly. Actually, word among certain circles has it that BM's PR people were nervous about various claims on a *very popular* LGBT gossip website and making efforts to hinder the rumor.
ReplyDeleteI like Skinny Minnie.
ReplyDeleteNot so much when it comes to moomoo Mimi, she needs to put it away! But then, I don't think she EVAH should have had it out. And bangs, Mimi, bangs!!
I still love Mariah regardless of her excessive use of Photoshop and the guesthouse she uses as a wine cellar.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell is going on with Mariah's face? Fillers or putting on weight? Either way - no bueno.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww! Gaga has a Frenchie! What a cutie-pie...Frenchies are kinda homely, but so damn sweet, I just love 'em. :-)
ReplyDeleteWith no disrespect meant, all of you posting about LiLo are missing the bigger issue. We need to get her the hell out of Austria. Thanks to Obama and his Muslim Brotherhood support, we have enough countries that already hate us.
ReplyDeleteLove Gaga's dog. What ever happened to Taylor Kinney? Did they break up? I'd rather see HIM walking the dog. Preferably shirtless. Gaga should take a page out of Nicki Minaj's play book and dump all the props and streamline her excessive look.
ReplyDelete@secret, you nailed it--I read an interview with her right after Circle of Friends came out, and she was just beside herself saying that she was only "chubby" for the role, and that she really isn't in real life, etc. I too have thought she's trying hard to play that down.
ReplyDeleteWhen oh when is that style of purse she's carrying--the style that EVERY last celeb carries--going to be over? It's like a sort of Birkin bag, and just so freaking ugly, I don't care what color.