Five parts today.
Lots of baby bumps in this part. Rachel Bilson decided to hide hers yesterday while shopping.
Peter Facinelli doesn't seem to really have one. Probably cold water.
Robin Thicke's wife might. Notice she has not been spotted in quite some time.
Apparently Rumer Willis got dressed in the dark.
Scarlett J shows off her baby bump in NYC while
Snooki hides hers on a swing in Jersey.
Tom Hardy on the set of his new movie.
A very very skinny Tara Reid promoting Sharknado 2.
Taylor Swift continues her summer fashion parade.
It's raining like crazy AAAAAHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteEww peter. U deserve better Jamie
A lotta girls seemed to have gotten laid over the Xmas holidays.
ReplyDeleteFacinelli either had a bad shadow situated at a bad spot in his trunks or that's his junk bulging there Enty.
I dont think TayTay or Tara will be getting knocked up soon (for totally different reasons as well.)
Rumer probably will dressed like that.
Two words - polar vortex.
DeleteSeriously, how the hell do women find Robin Thicke HOT?!?!!? I just don't get it. Then again people may not get my love for Tom Hardy. Sex on stick!! Yum!
ReplyDeleteTotally get the Hardy love.
DeleteIt was the vortex of that song!!!!
DeleteThe vortex has worn off now ladies! !!
It's safe to go out again! !
I first read, "A skinny Tara Reid promoting SKANKnafo".
ReplyDeletePeter's peter
Apparently Rumor Willis is......koookooforcocopuffs. Oh, And a really poor dresser.
LOL I must have made some kind of face as I was scrolling because my friend's Mom asked me why I looked so repulsed. Could only be Robin Thicke. He's gross.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that her pussy is the devil. Willis has an evil dead style arm that shoots out of her hooha sporadically and chokes people to death with the metal sign...Meanwhile Rob Halford is crying somewhere in Hillcrest with his harem of twinks
ReplyDeleteOh I can see Peter's peter!!! I hear his sperm are relentless! I can always see my bf's dick through his swim shorts. I think it's hilarious. His is much better though.
Paula getting knocked up would be the greatest fuck you ever. Fingers crossed.
Tom Hardy WITH a puppy. You must love me today, Enty
Rumer shops at SLUTS-R-US. She really went for the whole package with that get-up.
ReplyDeleteSwiftly looks like a strong wind wouldn't move that hair. It looks frozen in that style. BTW does she do ANYTHING besides stroll around the streets getting her picture taken? She strikes me as beyond boring.
Did Taylor get a boob job? Everyone seems to be getting them.
ReplyDeleteYup about 2 years ago
DeleteAh Tommy boy is playing with Woodstock, his own dog, a stray he adopted. Woodstock has star quality, but I think he is just there to keep his master company but he may have weaseled himself into a small role. Wonder if he was jealous of the pitbull puppy in The Drop, Hardy's movie with James Gandolfini coming out this fall I think.
ReplyDeleteIt was a long cold winter in most of North America and even Europe. You can bet there will be a baby spike for last half of 2014.
ReplyDeleteYep. Taylor struck me as BEWB job too.
ReplyDeleteU know she's still gonna secretly compete with Selena, even tho there's no need to.
DeleteRumer looks ridiculous. Snookis little boy is soo adorable!!
ReplyDeleteThere's been rumors of Taylor's supposed boob job for months. Still not sure, though. Could be that she's wearing a good push-up bra. If it is a boob job, it's fairly discreet and well done--not cartoonish in any way.
ReplyDeleteScarJo look very pedestrian there
ReplyDeleteteam Tara
taylor looks lovely
I'm with you on team Tara. She looks great there...better than she has in awhile. She's no slimmer in that photo than Tay Tay's photo following.
DeleteTay has the perfect body for fashion.
ReplyDeleteCan the term "baby bump" just die already? Every time I hear it my tubes tie themselves a little tighter.
ReplyDeleteIf she had a boob job, the surgeon did a great job. They look natural.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance, I thought Enty's comment on Tara read as, "a very very skanky Tara..."
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Peter Facinelli, the first thing I think of is 'you cheated on Kelly Taylor!'
ReplyDeleteUrrrgghh Rumer Rumer Rumer. 3 great pieces INDIVIDUALLY. Together, it's just a fuster cluck. Here's a tip, if you're going to wear those shoes, everything else needs to be plain, to let the shoes take the stage.
Scrap that. Just hire me as your stylist.
Looks to me like Peter has something square in his pocket like his phone. NOT his cock..
ReplyDeleteI think TayTay looks great. She does have the body to pull off fashion and yes, she had her bewbs done last year. Very tastefully sized. Attention H'wd, this is how it should be done.
Why do we even see pics of Rumer? She's done nothing!!!
Speaking of bumps (a term that I hate!!) my little #2 will be here next Tuesday! I'm ready to get this shit over with! So uncomfortable, it's hot in Texas.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate Rumer's hair. That is my say something nice.
ReplyDeleteYay, congrats @Jacq! Boy or girl?
ReplyDeleteBoy! No name yet - how do we feel about Colt?
DeleteOkay gang, not to rain on everyones parade but... Peter's peter is caused by his cell phone. Not by wiener bits.
ReplyDelete@Jacq Congrats hon! make sure to check in with us after you have the baby!
JoElla ruined Dong Watch! ;)
DeleteThanks! I'll update my avi once he's here. Planned c-section so I'll be all over CDAN afterward for a few days :)
DeleteTara looks dead behind her eyes. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI'd nail the shit out of Taylor. I just wouldn't listen to the song she'd write about it afterwards.
ReplyDeletePoor Rumer with her ugly outfit. Is it bad to think Snooki seems like a good mom? She always looks so happy with her cute wee one. Taylor is wearing too much makeup and she should have gone with a more casual purse. Robin Thicke is looking particularly ick.
ReplyDeleteI doubt ScarJo's shoes are that comfortable that it moots how ugly they are.
ReplyDeleteHorrible blouse on Rachel B.
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy is too fine for words to describe.
Pregnancy looks good on ScarJo.
Rumer's hair looks like shit
ReplyDeleteyep @Susannah me too-Cheaty McCheaterson
@jessie if those are Dansko clogs on ScarJo then I can honestly say that they are comfortable.
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook I know, right? Lots of bebes.
ReplyDeleteDoes Taylor have a side gig as a purse model? Cuz if not, homegirl is missing out on some extra cheddar
ReplyDeleteRachel, put the poet shirt away girl. I'm having dengue outbreak flashbacks
Taylor Swift turns my stomach. So phony.
ReplyDeleteRumer Willis has no mirrors in her house. I can understand that but someone should've told her no before she left the house. Horrid.
Tara Reid could run through a closed door and Rumor is a sick person who openly promotes bulimia. Excuse me while I go revisit my breakfast.
ReplyDeleteRumer has to wear something to draw attention away from her unfortunate tater head. But how does she promote bulimia?
ReplyDeleteLove ScarJo's clogs. If only they had the same pair with a black bottom.
Never got Rachel Bilson's appeal. She is just not pretty or interesting. GO AWAY.
Taylor Swift is so beautiful she doesn't even look real.
That outfit on Rumer Willis -- I've heard of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, but this is ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the strings are crawling up from her shoes, and escaping through her waistline and onto her shirt.
Tara Reid now has saggy old lady bewbs. I bet they dangle below her belly button.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck, Rumer? She looks like a deranged version of Patricia Arquette...
ReplyDeleteI love Taylor's outfit. She has great style. Rumer could pick up some pointers from her, she's a hot mess.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the Robin Thicke attraction either. He looks skeevy to me.