Thursday, July 10, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Prince William discovers that one way to look less than regal is to wear full on scuba diving gear complete with mask.

Al Roker gets some loving from his wife.
Rachel Zoe probably would never buy Gap for herself, but for her kids has no problem with it.
Selena Gomez seems to be sweating in some awkward places.
Meanwhile, her idiot ex-boyfriend shows why he is an idiot. That car is ridiculous.
Shakira gets friendly with a dog in Miami.
Shia LaBeouf after an AA meeting.
Tori Spelling takes herself shopping.
Will Smith and a group of guys in Ibiza.

70 comments:

  1. hate Will Smith
    they should leave Shia alone about attending AA ---unless he called the paps himself

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  2. Did Selena get break up boobs?

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    1. On BG, she may have gotten boobs on the encouragement of that fool.

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    2. There have been blinds buzzing for a couple weeks that she was shopping around for boobs post Man-baby break up. I see she went through with it.

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    3. Why don't these girls wait til the swelling goes down before taking them out for a ho stroll? It looks like she is carrying Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis in a baby bjorn.

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    4. Whoaaaaaaa. DEFINITELY new boobs on Selena! She's clearly braless in the pic and those horribly uncomfortable looking things are riding up high like two orange halves stuffed up near her collar bone. EEK. Why not pay up for great, significantly more natural looking ones?? She obviously has the money to.

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  3. What's up with the bewb situation on Selena? Not the sweat, the actual bewbs.

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    1. BG has it that she had a little lift to try and win back Biebs because he likes big ones apparently.

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  4. Point of AA is 'anonymous'
    Selena is sweating in all the normal places to be fair.

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  5. Boob sweat is the worst, Selena, feel your pain!

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  6. People still go to The Gap?
    I hope whoever painted Biebs car got paid a lot.
    I wish I was Shakiras dawg.

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    1. I bought my last pair of trousers at Gap Sandy. What does that say about me?

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    2. Our Gap closed a long time ago and RZ's kids don't wear babyGap Enty.

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    3. I work at the Gap! Is that sad?

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    4. Its not paint. Its a sticker that wraps your car. Peels right off, too.

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  7. Either someone is just starting to develop or she took a trip to the doctor. Talking about you Selena.

    When people get a ridiculous amount of money, they do dumb sh!t with it.

    Will Smith and some dudes. Sounds right.

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  8. It's not the sweat I see, it's the hard nipples. @Count!!!

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  9. Ew, is Al Roker pulling a Jon Hamm?!

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    1. Whew, thought I was the only one.

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    2. Oh god why did i scroll back up

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    3. @VIP OH NO U DIII ENT!

      swear. U have me a belly laugh. Now I'm gonna go to pic (for a belly ache).

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    4. Ok. Saw it, and I'm Laffin again.

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  10. I'm surprised Rachel Zoe has the upper body strength to carry those bags.

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  11. I was just gonna say that, Kristin. Looks like Selena got implants. Poor damaged girl. She probably just jumped the shark.

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  12. You are a savvy shopper Violet?

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  13. Shia's looking good! Like he showered or something!

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    1. Too bad he's such a douche, he looks totally buffed right now. Delicious biceps!

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  14. I didn't know RDJ and wife are expecting a baby!

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  15. Yep shes knocked up Mazel RDJ

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  16. Not to defend the Biebs, for sure, but it looks like someone has let him drive a model that has not been announced yet. That kooky camouflage is how automakers can do all of their testing for new vehicles without car paps (they do exist) being able to distinguish too much.

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  17. VIP & Meanie, that "made ya look" was not right. Eyeball bleach!

    Paps stalking AA meetings :/

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  18. I just enlarged the Selena photo: Si Implante!

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  19. Selena got fake boobies, they look better than the bolt ons Kidman got.

    I thought even Zoe's kids got high end designer, she must be getting paid from Gap to be seen with those bags, some deal is going to be announced soon.

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  20. that is a truly awful pic of Selena

    she looks 15 lbs heavier and I know that just isn't possible with her habits

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  21. Yep, boob sweat...what are ya gonna do?! It happens. And yes, they look monstrous. WTF?!

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  22. Selena looks in her 40 in the pic: that hair, weight, sweat, lack of bra...

    Harry needs a wig more than bath mask.

    I actually like that car. I would be the boss with it in the streets.

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  23. agree Derek, stalking AA meeting not kosher unless they were called, which means Shia's people are tacky because that risks other people's anonymity, that said Shia looks like a man detoxified and that's a good thing or maybe he just showered

    that car is the ugliest uncoolest thing I have seen since the matte paint trend ruining beautiful sports car

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  24. Dull selections minus Tilda, Wills and Shia

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  25. When Enty said got guns, I thought he meant weapons. Well, I guess you can call those weapons too. At least she doesn't look 12 anymore.

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  26. UPDATE: That Selena pic may have just been catching braless tits in mid bounce while walking.

    SFW pic same day

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    1. Wow. Thanks Count. You definitely may be right...Although, idk whose boobs jump up like that just from casually strolling-and not running-down the street!

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  27. AAA includes the word Anonymous.

    Gap made good kid clothes when mine was young, sturdy and lasting.

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  28. I just read a blind item in blindgossip.com that mentions a "beautiful young singer/actress [that] installed a couple of plastic domes high on her chest" and I thought about Selena Gomez, this picture confirms it.
    I think that if you wanna do plastic surgery for yourself go for it, but don't do it for a guy, NEVER.

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  29. I can't' stand Shia but paps at AA is really low and uncalled for.

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  30. Good titty ball detective work, Count. That is, indeed, braless mid-air titty flounce on Selena.

    And Rachel Zoe shopping at the GAP is like the rest of us shopping at K-Mart.

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  31. Also, nothing screams "I'M STRAIGHT!!!!" like hanging out with nothing but dudes in Ibiza.

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  32. Anonymous1:46 PM

    OMG anyone else remember when GAP was a populous as Starbucks? in the '90's you couldn't walk ten blocks (especially in a major city) in either direction without seeing one.

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  33. In that pic that Count posted Selena's hair looks super grey at the part. I'm sure it's the sunlight reflecting but it looks like she went grey overnight.

    The pictures I've seen of Selena and Zac Effron lately, they both look miraculously healthy for a couple of raging coke heads. She should go hangout with Zac. He's got to be better than Beiber and she's can't be any worse than MIchelle R. Right? Maybe they could go to rehab together. Turn it into a 28 day reality special with benifits.

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  34. Al Roker has a BBC. Who woulda thunk?

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  35. Selena's smuggling a couple grapefruits, last I saw she was smuggling apples.

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  36. LOL @ Will Smith in Ibiza with "a group of guys"



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  37. 1. Random thought: I HATE that God awful, horribly unflattering frosted(!) silver lipstick that Al Roker's wife (I forget her name) insists on wearing in every broadcast and celebrity interview she does. It's just terrible.

    3. People should not be taking/buying/and publishing photos of Shia outside of meetings. It's morally and ethically wrong on just about every level and completely violates his-and perhaps, more importantly the group's other members-right to autonomy in recovery. It's called Alcohol or Narcotics ANONYMOUS for a reason.

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  38. I'm ashamed to admit that Al Roker has bigger boobs than me - mine are hella more perkier though.

    No. AA should be off limits. For once Shia's douche face is appropriate.

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  39. Jessie's lady boner for Prince William; time of death: Friday, 11 July 2014, 8.15am

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  40. Fucking Selena Gomez. She looked so much prettier with real boobs.

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  41. Gotta agree. Those boobs do nothing for Selena.

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  42. selena got desperate titty balls
    for a guy who's balls haven't dropped. anyone not see the irony here?? and justin is driving an audi

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  43. selenas instagram has a group photo with her bewbs and nipples sticking out so baby beiber knows she's big and buff for him now!!!

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  44. Everyone is talking about the new boobs but she's got her head down because of the weight of her weave.

    The Gap used to be the best place to buy kids clothes. It was sturdy enough to iwthstand multiple washings without pilling and when the child grew up it wasn't a big deal to buy more. The Gap bags aren't bothering me. I just wonder why she's always wearing the same baggy muu muu? What is she hiding?

    And yeah Will Smith. I guess some more PDA's with Jada are in order. Call Sharapova's people.

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  45. Oh I forgot. Pap's should stay away from NA/AA meetings.

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  46. @Dena
    No! I just got the most amazing pair of denim jeggings and a killer jersey black maxi dress from there. Don't knock the Gap :)

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  47. Selena looked better before

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  48. You guys read my mind on no papa at AA but since we are on the subject.... Shia, if your getting all clean and so er . Call me up after you've got a yeAr under your belt and I'll show you what's under mine.
    He looks good all showered and buff

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  49. Paps actually DO respect these guidelines (anonymous) and are highly unlikely to print/post the photos.

    Notice zero other people were included in any of the "AA" shots we've seen this week on LaDouche. Showing no one else's anonymity was risked.

    These photos were provided or consented or arranged by Shia himself, I guarantee it.

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  50. Selena? I thought it was Monica Lewinsky.

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  51. Never thought I'd say this but Shia looks hot.

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  52. Never understood why anyone would take fashion advice from Rachel Zoe.

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