Random Photos Part One
Five parts today.
Prince William discovers that one way to look less than regal is to wear full on scuba diving gear complete with mask.
Rachel Zoe probably would never buy Gap for herself, but for her kids has no problem with it.
Selena Gomez seems to be sweating in some awkward places.
Meanwhile, her idiot ex-boyfriend shows why he is an idiot. That car is ridiculous.
Shakira gets friendly with a dog in Miami.
Shia LaBeouf after an AA meeting.
Tori Spelling takes herself shopping.
Will Smith and a group of guys in Ibiza.
hate Will Smith
ReplyDeletethey should leave Shia alone about attending AA ---unless he called the paps himself
Did Selena get break up boobs?
ReplyDeleteOn BG, she may have gotten boobs on the encouragement of that fool.
DeleteThere have been blinds buzzing for a couple weeks that she was shopping around for boobs post Man-baby break up. I see she went through with it.
DeleteWhy don't these girls wait til the swelling goes down before taking them out for a ho stroll? It looks like she is carrying Vin Diesel and Bruce Willis in a baby bjorn.
DeleteWhoaaaaaaa. DEFINITELY new boobs on Selena! She's clearly braless in the pic and those horribly uncomfortable looking things are riding up high like two orange halves stuffed up near her collar bone. EEK. Why not pay up for great, significantly more natural looking ones?? She obviously has the money to.
DeleteWhat's up with the bewb situation on Selena? Not the sweat, the actual bewbs.
ReplyDeleteBG has it that she had a little lift to try and win back Biebs because he likes big ones apparently.
DeletePoint of AA is 'anonymous'
ReplyDeleteSelena is sweating in all the normal places to be fair.
Boob sweat is the worst, Selena, feel your pain!
ReplyDeletePeople still go to The Gap?
ReplyDeleteI hope whoever painted Biebs car got paid a lot.
I wish I was Shakiras dawg.
I bought my last pair of trousers at Gap Sandy. What does that say about me?
DeleteOur Gap closed a long time ago and RZ's kids don't wear babyGap Enty.
DeleteI work at the Gap! Is that sad?
DeleteIts not paint. Its a sticker that wraps your car. Peels right off, too.
DeleteEither someone is just starting to develop or she took a trip to the doctor. Talking about you Selena.
ReplyDeleteWhen people get a ridiculous amount of money, they do dumb sh!t with it.
Will Smith and some dudes. Sounds right.
It's not the sweat I see, it's the hard nipples. @Count!!!
ReplyDelete#pokies
DeleteEw, is Al Roker pulling a Jon Hamm?!
ReplyDeleteWhew, thought I was the only one.
DeleteOh god why did i scroll back up
Delete@VIP OH NO U DIII ENT!
Deleteswear. U have me a belly laugh. Now I'm gonna go to pic (for a belly ache).
Ok. Saw it, and I'm Laffin again.
DeleteI'm surprised Rachel Zoe has the upper body strength to carry those bags.
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna say that, Kristin. Looks like Selena got implants. Poor damaged girl. She probably just jumped the shark.
ReplyDeleteYou are a savvy shopper Violet?
ReplyDeleteThat'll do Sandy.
DeleteShia's looking good! Like he showered or something!
ReplyDeleteToo bad he's such a douche, he looks totally buffed right now. Delicious biceps!
DeleteI didn't know RDJ and wife are expecting a baby!
ReplyDeleteYep shes knocked up Mazel RDJ
ReplyDeleteNot to defend the Biebs, for sure, but it looks like someone has let him drive a model that has not been announced yet. That kooky camouflage is how automakers can do all of their testing for new vehicles without car paps (they do exist) being able to distinguish too much.
ReplyDeleteWill we see you!
ReplyDeleteVIP & Meanie, that "made ya look" was not right. Eyeball bleach!
ReplyDeletePaps stalking AA meetings :/
I just enlarged the Selena photo: Si Implante!
ReplyDeleteSelena got fake boobies, they look better than the bolt ons Kidman got.
ReplyDeleteI thought even Zoe's kids got high end designer, she must be getting paid from Gap to be seen with those bags, some deal is going to be announced soon.
that is a truly awful pic of Selena
ReplyDeleteshe looks 15 lbs heavier and I know that just isn't possible with her habits
Yep, boob sweat...what are ya gonna do?! It happens. And yes, they look monstrous. WTF?!
ReplyDeleteSelena looks in her 40 in the pic: that hair, weight, sweat, lack of bra...
ReplyDeleteHarry needs a wig more than bath mask.
I actually like that car. I would be the boss with it in the streets.
agree Derek, stalking AA meeting not kosher unless they were called, which means Shia's people are tacky because that risks other people's anonymity, that said Shia looks like a man detoxified and that's a good thing or maybe he just showered
ReplyDeletethat car is the ugliest uncoolest thing I have seen since the matte paint trend ruining beautiful sports car
Dull selections minus Tilda, Wills and Shia
ReplyDeleteWhen Enty said got guns, I thought he meant weapons. Well, I guess you can call those weapons too. At least she doesn't look 12 anymore.
ReplyDeleteUPDATE: That Selena pic may have just been catching braless tits in mid bounce while walking.
ReplyDeleteSFW pic same day
Wow. Thanks Count. You definitely may be right...Although, idk whose boobs jump up like that just from casually strolling-and not running-down the street!
DeleteAAA includes the word Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteGap made good kid clothes when mine was young, sturdy and lasting.
I just read a blind item in blindgossip.com that mentions a "beautiful young singer/actress [that] installed a couple of plastic domes high on her chest" and I thought about Selena Gomez, this picture confirms it.
ReplyDeleteI think that if you wanna do plastic surgery for yourself go for it, but don't do it for a guy, NEVER.
I can't' stand Shia but paps at AA is really low and uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteGood titty ball detective work, Count. That is, indeed, braless mid-air titty flounce on Selena.
ReplyDeleteAnd Rachel Zoe shopping at the GAP is like the rest of us shopping at K-Mart.
Also, nothing screams "I'M STRAIGHT!!!!" like hanging out with nothing but dudes in Ibiza.
ReplyDeleteOMG anyone else remember when GAP was a populous as Starbucks? in the '90's you couldn't walk ten blocks (especially in a major city) in either direction without seeing one.
ReplyDeleteIn that pic that Count posted Selena's hair looks super grey at the part. I'm sure it's the sunlight reflecting but it looks like she went grey overnight.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures I've seen of Selena and Zac Effron lately, they both look miraculously healthy for a couple of raging coke heads. She should go hangout with Zac. He's got to be better than Beiber and she's can't be any worse than MIchelle R. Right? Maybe they could go to rehab together. Turn it into a 28 day reality special with benifits.
Al Roker has a BBC. Who woulda thunk?
ReplyDeleteSelena's smuggling a couple grapefruits, last I saw she was smuggling apples.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Will Smith in Ibiza with "a group of guys"
ReplyDelete1. Random thought: I HATE that God awful, horribly unflattering frosted(!) silver lipstick that Al Roker's wife (I forget her name) insists on wearing in every broadcast and celebrity interview she does. It's just terrible.
ReplyDelete3. People should not be taking/buying/and publishing photos of Shia outside of meetings. It's morally and ethically wrong on just about every level and completely violates his-and perhaps, more importantly the group's other members-right to autonomy in recovery. It's called Alcohol or Narcotics ANONYMOUS for a reason.
I'm ashamed to admit that Al Roker has bigger boobs than me - mine are hella more perkier though.
ReplyDeleteNo. AA should be off limits. For once Shia's douche face is appropriate.
Jessie's lady boner for Prince William; time of death: Friday, 11 July 2014, 8.15am
ReplyDeleteFucking Selena Gomez. She looked so much prettier with real boobs.
ReplyDeleteGotta agree. Those boobs do nothing for Selena.
ReplyDeleteselena got desperate titty balls
ReplyDeletefor a guy who's balls haven't dropped. anyone not see the irony here?? and justin is driving an audi
selenas instagram has a group photo with her bewbs and nipples sticking out so baby beiber knows she's big and buff for him now!!!
ReplyDeleteEveryone is talking about the new boobs but she's got her head down because of the weight of her weave.
ReplyDeleteThe Gap used to be the best place to buy kids clothes. It was sturdy enough to iwthstand multiple washings without pilling and when the child grew up it wasn't a big deal to buy more. The Gap bags aren't bothering me. I just wonder why she's always wearing the same baggy muu muu? What is she hiding?
And yeah Will Smith. I guess some more PDA's with Jada are in order. Call Sharapova's people.
Oh I forgot. Pap's should stay away from NA/AA meetings.
ReplyDelete@Dena
ReplyDeleteNo! I just got the most amazing pair of denim jeggings and a killer jersey black maxi dress from there. Don't knock the Gap :)
Selena looked better before
ReplyDeleteYou guys read my mind on no papa at AA but since we are on the subject.... Shia, if your getting all clean and so er . Call me up after you've got a yeAr under your belt and I'll show you what's under mine.
ReplyDeleteHe looks good all showered and buff
Paps actually DO respect these guidelines (anonymous) and are highly unlikely to print/post the photos.
ReplyDeleteNotice zero other people were included in any of the "AA" shots we've seen this week on LaDouche. Showing no one else's anonymity was risked.
These photos were provided or consented or arranged by Shia himself, I guarantee it.
Selena? I thought it was Monica Lewinsky.
ReplyDeleteNever thought I'd say this but Shia looks hot.
ReplyDeleteNever understood why anyone would take fashion advice from Rachel Zoe.
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