I love Dr Terry. I would have a hard time getting tweaked by Nassif, given the was his nose looks - it isn't like he worked on it himself, but still. Not that I should talk, I was bitten in the face by a small dog years ago. It took 20+ stitches to put me back together (it was a chihuahua, no joke) and the plastic surgeon who reconstructed my lower lip had a hair-lip. He walked in and my dad and I just have one another "the look" lol
@trainrides, thank you for sharing that. So sad & wonderful at the same time! My bf got me an old school Mrs. Beasley doll for Christmas (with the original voice!) - it brought back so much!
Sugar they filmed Chris telling her and the 4 men that Eric had died. It was heartbreaking. She felt guilty about their last conversation. Lots of tears. Even the producers were crying.
I stick with classic trash: Springer, Maury, The Test. None of this newfangled reality crap for me!
Disclaimer: my husband watches enough for both of us. Botched is his new favorite. And I totally busted him watching the Kuntrashians TWICE this week!!!
I confess to watching. Argh. (I work and watch, so not total waste.)
I think Andi was also falling apart cuz she had to cut Mark/Marc. She felt bad, and also thinking how she cut Eric and that was last time she'd see him. All emo hit her.
I walked in Thursday evening to find Mr. Disco watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. I told him he better not say anything about my RHOBH/OC watching again.
@Lotta: Watch what, the Bachelorette? I'd have to punch myself in the nuts through every commercial break as punishment for watching that vapid trash.
Or do you mean a review of the Backdoor Farrah sex toy? I don't do pocket pussies or fuck dolls. Last thing I wanna do after abusing myself is have to clean up a mess in a piece of rubber. Thank god real vagina is self cleaning. ___________________________________
Anyway, someone sent me a tally of the Favorite Poster thing from the other day. She said she didn't want to post it since I didn't come in first. I don't care though. Besides, it is very telling.
1- VIPblonde - betch stole my tiara! 2- Count Jerkula 3- Bruce Jenner
Dick Gifs took the top spot, but Trolls landed at 2 & 3, Perv topping Kindness.
@VIP: nah, i'm not sore. I just wanna tie you up with your sash and beat your rump with your sceptre. Not out of anger, out of respect, and maybe a lil loneliness. The safe word will be BACON in honor of Fugazi Enty.
That gif is HOT, VIP. An item on my sexual bucket list is to play the "hold an implement between your teeth and if you drop it while I bare hand spank you, I get to use it on you" game.
The fantasy actually involves a selection of 4-5 implements on an ottoman (crop, paddle, belt, cane, hairbrush, etc). The broad crawls over on her hands and knees to choose one and pick it up with her teeth, before crawling up on to the bed and presenting her tush, for discipline.
I find that hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteMy new fav show is BOTCHED!!! I LOVE it...
ReplyDelete@derek it's pretty amazing. I saw the Janice Dickenson one
DeleteI love Dr Terry. I would have a hard time getting tweaked by Nassif, given the was his nose looks - it isn't like he worked on it himself, but still. Not that I should talk, I was bitten in the face by a small dog years ago. It took 20+ stitches to put me back together (it was a chihuahua, no joke) and the plastic surgeon who reconstructed my lower lip had a hair-lip. He walked in and my dad and I just have one another "the look" lol
DeleteI mini-binged on Botched last night. Terry kills me! Love him and Heather on RHOC.
DeleteI know it upset Reno and thatz not okay
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of reality shows but I just finished re-reading Calvin and Hobbes. Grown-up Calvin and Hobbes (and Susie Derkins)
ReplyDeleteTear @ trainrides
Delete@trainrides, thank you for sharing that. So sad & wonderful at the same time! My bf got me an old school Mrs. Beasley doll for Christmas (with the original voice!) - it brought back so much!
DeleteWhat happened? I skipped this round of the Bachelorette. WHAT HAPPENED? Should I go read Reality Steve? Reno??????
ReplyDeletederek - we watched 2 episodes in a row the other night. mr. disco and i both kind of love it.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched the show.
ReplyDeleteNot Happening, as in watching.
ReplyDeleteOkay what is botched about??
ReplyDeleteLordy help me! My Mom has me hooked on Ladies of London now (and maybe the real housewives of ny..)
Sugar they filmed Chris telling her and the 4 men that Eric had died. It was heartbreaking. She felt guilty about their last conversation. Lots of tears. Even the producers were crying.
ReplyDeleteOh, that episode. That is really sad. Thanks for the update, Reno.
DeleteEric was a lovely guy and too good for this show! Bach is Paradise looks like a hoot!
Delete@trainrides, thanks for making my office a little extra dusty.
ReplyDeleteStewMcG :)
DeleteUgh, you people WATCH this shit?
ReplyDeleteparis you don't want to know the low level shit I watch.
DeleteI freely admit to watching both Hollywood Exes and Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars :)
DeleteI stick with classic trash: Springer, Maury, The Test.
DeleteNone of this newfangled reality crap for me!
Disclaimer: my husband watches enough for both of us. Botched is his new favorite. And I totally busted him watching the Kuntrashians TWICE this week!!!
Hi Low Key! Where ya been?
DeleteWhat is The Test? Sounds juicy! Is it what I think it is? A show about paternity tests?
@Lowkey. I walked in on my mother watching the Kartrashians last month. Her excuses were pathetic.
DeleteBad Girls Club is the most embarrassing thing I watch. I watch Bad Girls Club:All Stars too.
DeleteBotched is a reality show about 2 doctors fixing peoples REALLY BAD plastic surgery. It is on the E network
ReplyDeleteWill kimmykakes make an appearance with Kylie? ?
DeleteSugar, I guess not! :)
ReplyDeleteWell I don't watch any Housewives? That count?
ReplyDelete@Reno
DeleteI hope so.
(I think we should be able to make up points there.)
Who u pulling for?
I'm Josh (except, what does he do for a living???)
My mom likes Chris. (He's grown on me but I don't see her in Iowa on that farm. As cool as it is.)
I love Chris! Josh seems arrogant and Nick seems quite manipulative.
DeleteI confess to watching. Argh. (I work and watch, so not total waste.)
ReplyDeleteI think Andi was also falling apart cuz she had to cut Mark/Marc. She felt bad, and also thinking how she cut Eric and that was last time she'd see him. All emo hit her.
Don't
Understand
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Nick
Thang
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well the show most go on---get back on the horse bachelorette and get back to slutting it up for the viewers
ReplyDeleteLol!!
DeleteIn a few years you may see her on botched.
@trainride..thank you for the link......always been a big fan......this made me cry
ReplyDeleteSusanB :)
Delete@Sincerely I'm for Josh too. They have the most chemistry. She's been all over him since the beginning.
ReplyDeleteAnd definitely points for no Housewives!
True dat about the chemistry with Josh. Something about him just bugs me , though. Arrogance, entitlement?? Can't put my finger on it...
Delete@Reno. Yayyyy
Delete@Marti. Yeah, I can see that too. Perhaps his lack of a "current" career is also a lil off putting.
Oh, and he works in finance now.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh? Ok then. That helps! Lol
DeleteI walked in Thursday evening to find Mr. Disco watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. I told him he better not say anything about my RHOBH/OC watching again.
ReplyDeleteBackdoor Farrah's vibrating pussy and ass is now available. NSFW no time for clickie
ReplyDeletehttp://therealpornwikileaks.com/reality-star-farrah-abraham-unveils-her-topco-sales-cyberskin-celebrity-series/
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DeleteI'm not gonna watch this without your rating first, @Count.
DeleteI love Botched too!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't watch those stupid bachelor shows anymore.
She needs a bigger vocabulary. Shut up! Stoooop! *eyeroll*
ReplyDeleteEees okay.
ReplyDeleteI gave up The Bachelorette for Master Chef. I've got my priorities.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this crap show is still on TV.
ReplyDelete@Lotta: Watch what, the Bachelorette? I'd have to punch myself in the nuts through every commercial break as punishment for watching that vapid trash.
ReplyDeleteOr do you mean a review of the Backdoor Farrah sex toy? I don't do pocket pussies or fuck dolls. Last thing I wanna do after abusing myself is have to clean up a mess in a piece of rubber. Thank god real vagina is self cleaning.
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Anyway, someone sent me a tally of the Favorite Poster thing from the other day. She said she didn't want to post it since I didn't come in first. I don't care though. Besides, it is very telling.
1- VIPblonde - betch stole my tiara!
2- Count Jerkula
3- Bruce Jenner
Dick Gifs took the top spot, but Trolls landed at 2 & 3, Perv topping Kindness.
@Count- I was talking about the Farrah thing. Self cleaning ovens are the way to go.
DeleteSidenote: Pssshh! Get it VIP! ♡ ya
@Count Sore loser? ;)
Delete@VIP: nah, i'm not sore. I just wanna tie you up with your sash and beat your rump with your sceptre. Not out of anger, out of respect, and maybe a lil loneliness. The safe word will be BACON in honor of Fugazi Enty.
Delete@Count Bacon ;)
DeleteVIP! Woot!!! Count!! Woot!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats VIP! The crown is all yours!
ReplyDelete@VIP!! In honor of your win, can you give us a FFF today?
ReplyDelete@LottaColada Sure, why not? :)
DeleteOh yessss! Thank you, VIP!
ReplyDeleteMore, please! (I'm a greedy betch!)
@MeanieRhysie Here's a little Josh Duhamel :)
DeleteOh. My.
ReplyDeleteJeebus, that's a fine specimen.
ReplyDeleteThat gif is HOT, VIP. An item on my sexual bucket list is to play the "hold an implement between your teeth and if you drop it while I bare hand spank you, I get to use it on you" game.
ReplyDeleteThe fantasy actually involves a selection of 4-5 implements on an ottoman (crop, paddle, belt, cane, hairbrush, etc). The broad crawls over on her hands and knees to choose one and pick it up with her teeth, before crawling up on to the bed and presenting her tush, for discipline.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who cried over the Calvin and Hobbes story. Love, love, love C&H
ReplyDelete@trainrides, you brought tears to my unemotional eyes.
ReplyDeleteThank you @ trainrides. Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were two of my all time faves.
ReplyDelete