Tuesday, July 08, 2014

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The Bachelorette got a little too real last night.

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  1. I find that hard to believe.

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  2. My new fav show is BOTCHED!!! I LOVE it...

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    1. @derek it's pretty amazing. I saw the Janice Dickenson one

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    2. I love Dr Terry. I would have a hard time getting tweaked by Nassif, given the was his nose looks - it isn't like he worked on it himself, but still. Not that I should talk, I was bitten in the face by a small dog years ago. It took 20+ stitches to put me back together (it was a chihuahua, no joke) and the plastic surgeon who reconstructed my lower lip had a hair-lip. He walked in and my dad and I just have one another "the look" lol

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    3. I mini-binged on Botched last night. Terry kills me! Love him and Heather on RHOC.

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  3. I know it upset Reno and thatz not okay

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  4. Not a fan of reality shows but I just finished re-reading Calvin and Hobbes. Grown-up Calvin and Hobbes (and Susie Derkins)

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    1. Tear @ trainrides

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    2. @trainrides, thank you for sharing that. So sad & wonderful at the same time! My bf got me an old school Mrs. Beasley doll for Christmas (with the original voice!) - it brought back so much!

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  5. What happened? I skipped this round of the Bachelorette. WHAT HAPPENED? Should I go read Reality Steve? Reno??????

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  6. derek - we watched 2 episodes in a row the other night. mr. disco and i both kind of love it.

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  7. I've never watched the show.

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  8. Not Happening, as in watching.

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  9. Okay what is botched about??

    Lordy help me! My Mom has me hooked on Ladies of London now (and maybe the real housewives of ny..)

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  10. Sugar they filmed Chris telling her and the 4 men that Eric had died. It was heartbreaking. She felt guilty about their last conversation. Lots of tears. Even the producers were crying.

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    1. Oh, that episode. That is really sad. Thanks for the update, Reno.

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    2. Eric was a lovely guy and too good for this show! Bach is Paradise looks like a hoot!

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  11. @trainrides, thanks for making my office a little extra dusty.

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  12. Ugh, you people WATCH this shit?

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    1. paris you don't want to know the low level shit I watch.

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    2. I freely admit to watching both Hollywood Exes and Marriage Bootcamp: Reality Stars :)

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    3. I stick with classic trash: Springer, Maury, The Test.
      None of this newfangled reality crap for me!

      Disclaimer: my husband watches enough for both of us. Botched is his new favorite. And I totally busted him watching the Kuntrashians TWICE this week!!!

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    4. Hi Low Key! Where ya been?

      What is The Test? Sounds juicy! Is it what I think it is? A show about paternity tests?

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    5. @Lowkey. I walked in on my mother watching the Kartrashians last month. Her excuses were pathetic.

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    6. Bad Girls Club is the most embarrassing thing I watch. I watch Bad Girls Club:All Stars too.

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  13. Botched is a reality show about 2 doctors fixing peoples REALLY BAD plastic surgery. It is on the E network

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    1. Will kimmykakes make an appearance with Kylie? ?

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  14. Well I don't watch any Housewives? That count?

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    1. @Reno

      I hope so.

      (I think we should be able to make up points there.)

      Who u pulling for?

      I'm Josh (except, what does he do for a living???)
      My mom likes Chris. (He's grown on me but I don't see her in Iowa on that farm. As cool as it is.)

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    2. I love Chris! Josh seems arrogant and Nick seems quite manipulative.

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  15. I confess to watching. Argh. (I work and watch, so not total waste.)

    I think Andi was also falling apart cuz she had to cut Mark/Marc. She felt bad, and also thinking how she cut Eric and that was last time she'd see him. All emo hit her.

    Don't
    Understand
    The
    Nick
    Thang
    !
    !

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  16. well the show most go on---get back on the horse bachelorette and get back to slutting it up for the viewers

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    1. Lol!!

      In a few years you may see her on botched.

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  17. @trainride..thank you for the link......always been a big fan......this made me cry

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  18. @Sincerely I'm for Josh too. They have the most chemistry. She's been all over him since the beginning.
    And definitely points for no Housewives!

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    1. True dat about the chemistry with Josh. Something about him just bugs me , though. Arrogance, entitlement?? Can't put my finger on it...

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    2. @Reno. Yayyyy
      @Marti. Yeah, I can see that too. Perhaps his lack of a "current" career is also a lil off putting.

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  19. Oh, and he works in finance now.

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  20. I walked in Thursday evening to find Mr. Disco watching My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. I told him he better not say anything about my RHOBH/OC watching again.

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  21. Backdoor Farrah's vibrating pussy and ass is now available. NSFW no time for clickie

    http://therealpornwikileaks.com/reality-star-farrah-abraham-unveils-her-topco-sales-cyberskin-celebrity-series/

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    1. I'm not gonna watch this without your rating first, @Count.

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  22. I love Botched too!!!

    Don't watch those stupid bachelor shows anymore.

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  23. She needs a bigger vocabulary. Shut up! Stoooop! *eyeroll*

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  24. I gave up The Bachelorette for Master Chef. I've got my priorities.

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  25. I can't believe this crap show is still on TV.

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  26. @Lotta: Watch what, the Bachelorette? I'd have to punch myself in the nuts through every commercial break as punishment for watching that vapid trash.

    Or do you mean a review of the Backdoor Farrah sex toy? I don't do pocket pussies or fuck dolls. Last thing I wanna do after abusing myself is have to clean up a mess in a piece of rubber. Thank god real vagina is self cleaning.
    ___________________________________

    Anyway, someone sent me a tally of the Favorite Poster thing from the other day. She said she didn't want to post it since I didn't come in first. I don't care though. Besides, it is very telling.

    1- VIPblonde - betch stole my tiara!
    2- Count Jerkula
    3- Bruce Jenner

    Dick Gifs took the top spot, but Trolls landed at 2 & 3, Perv topping Kindness.

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    1. @Count- I was talking about the Farrah thing. Self cleaning ovens are the way to go.

      Sidenote: Pssshh! Get it VIP! ♡ ya

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    2. @VIP: nah, i'm not sore. I just wanna tie you up with your sash and beat your rump with your sceptre. Not out of anger, out of respect, and maybe a lil loneliness. The safe word will be BACON in honor of Fugazi Enty.

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  27. VIP! Woot!!! Count!! Woot!!!

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  28. Congrats VIP! The crown is all yours!

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  29. @VIP!! In honor of your win, can you give us a FFF today?

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  30. Oh yessss! Thank you, VIP!

    More, please! (I'm a greedy betch!)

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  31. Jeebus, that's a fine specimen.

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  32. That gif is HOT, VIP. An item on my sexual bucket list is to play the "hold an implement between your teeth and if you drop it while I bare hand spank you, I get to use it on you" game.

    The fantasy actually involves a selection of 4-5 implements on an ottoman (crop, paddle, belt, cane, hairbrush, etc). The broad crawls over on her hands and knees to choose one and pick it up with her teeth, before crawling up on to the bed and presenting her tush, for discipline.

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  33. I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who cried over the Calvin and Hobbes story. Love, love, love C&H

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  34. @trainrides, you brought tears to my unemotional eyes.

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  35. Thank you @ trainrides. Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were two of my all time faves.

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