The only thing I can think of when I see the photo of Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron making out is that Michelle has finally found someone she thinks would be a good father. Let me tell you a little story that you won't find in any news articles and that I am not even going to make blind. Michelle had a long time girlfriend. Her name is not important here, but they dated for lots of years and even have an agreement together in case they ever split. Not a registered partnership, but something to protect both of them in case of a split. This girlfriend and Michelle had been searching for someone to have a child for them. To be the father. The person they both decided on was Olivier Martinez. Yep, the same guy who ended up having a child with Halle Berry. Apparently Olivier told Michelle that he would love to have a child with her and Michelle was enamored of the idea and thought Olivier would be perfect. Then he got involved with Halle and Michelle felt betrayed and lied to by Olivier. Nothing new if you know Olivier. Up to that point, Michelle had never been with guy. Ever. Yes, I know she likes to tell the world she likes both sexes, and she does a lot of flirting, but remember it was only recently that she was spotted openly making out with Cara Delevingne and other women. Michelle decided to cheat with Cara on her then girlfriend who she was supposed to meet up with in Asia. Fast forward a few months and Michelle and Cara split and Michelle and Zac are spotted making out on boat off the coast of Italy and are joined by a guy who has been the source of a lot of issues with Zac. The way this plays out the next month should be really interesting.
Um, sexuality is a spectrum? And head cupping. As likely
ReplyDeleteOh please don't bring innocent babies into this mess
ReplyDeleteRight?! Two presumably active addicts getting together usually means LOTS of unprotected sex even when a baby isn't the desired outcome. Zach may not know Michelle's intentions and just think they are having "fun" together (you know, because stds and unwanted pregnancies are always a good time).
DeleteThat said, if getting clean and going to rehab is a bitch normally-which obviously, Michelle hasn't quite mastered yet-then imagine trying to go cold turkey over night as soon as you discover that there's a baby on board? I mean, you don't find out you're expecting until you're AT LEAST a month-5/6 weeks in which is why the vast majority of women stop even casual, occasional drinking while trying to concieve. If Michelle is still actively using drugs and booze, by 4-6 weeks, who knows how much damage has likely already been done? All of her alleged behavior in recent months points to a whole lot of immaturity and the fact that she is no where near ready to take care of herself well, nevermind be someone's mother.
I see them going the surrogate route here though. Too bad she can't still have olivier baby I would love to see Halle go after Michelle
Deleteim gald im not the only one who see this trip and relationship/w/e it is a red flag.
ReplyDeleteMorning OG Enty. Thanks for the dirt.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention that Michelle Rodriguez is made entirely out of cocaine. Because that is the only reasonable explanation for this pairing.
@katy they ate not the old guy is Zac Sugar daddy
DeleteThat's a solid scenario. Wasn't there just a BI about seeing a tween star out with his sugar daddy? I think everyone guessed lautner. She could be full-lesbian and he's just straight for pay. She gets a baby minus the messy relationship stuff. But she knows a pregnancy *should* mean a (at the VERY LEAST) temporary stop to the partying, right? She seems like she'd be the butch one, opting to let her girlfriend carry the baby.
Deleteso basically michelle has or has had a long term gf she is with and has been for years but cheats on her all the time ?
ReplyDeleteSo Efron isn't gay? Not just because of this, but after the reveal of him being a man whore with women. Yet, there will still be blinds alluding to him being gay. Make up your mind, Enties!
ReplyDeleteHow the fuck do you know she hasn't been with a man never. She was engaged to one before Hollywood. U had bi if her hocking on with men and cheating in her gf
ReplyDeleteThe girls ne is Francese Rosa the producer from 1 percenter.
I'm guessing she's good friend of hers.
I'm guessing ur good friend of Francese
Deleteso many grammar mistake. I hate typing on my phone.
DeleteOh, Cheesy Rice.
ReplyDeleteApparently Enty checked to see if Michelle's hymen was intact. He's very thorough.
ReplyDelete@Pip LOL!
DeleteBoth have chemical dependency issues. End well, this will not.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they are just practicing the tried and true method of passing drugs during jailhouse visits?
ReplyDeleteA RP stunt between 2 gay druggies = happiness for paps
ReplyDeleteSo your saying Zach is this generations David Crosby of celebrity sperm donors ?
ReplyDeleteAt least he's better looking, lol
DeleteMaybe they all just like getting sticky together. You know the saying, any hole's a goal.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Michelle, for this acting gig. Or should I say, " Bottoms up!"?
ReplyDeleteYou all are making my Monday!
ReplyDeleteSo far, she's violent, abusive, mean, drug addicted, drunk, a cheater, not a very good actress, and now shilling for sperm donors. Call her, Blake Lively!
Isn't she lovely?
DeleteClearly Michelle was choking and Zac is being a gentleman and giving her mouth to mouth.
ReplyDeleteGay/straight .. I'm just happy he chooses the Mexican/Latin/brown brunette girls as his goto.
ReplyDeleteOooh, I hope this means I'm in with a chance ;)
DeleteSo Mitchie really does like the sausage!
ReplyDeleteYep, that is if Cara's hiding the sausage.
DeleteDoesn't look like the best idea if you want to stay sober.
ReplyDeleteBut like Rodriguez gives a shit and would beard for anyone. Also, if Efron needed a beard or it was a PR stunt, he would get himself some young pretty thing with a clean image for his teen fanbase fawn over. Not a 10-year-older woman with her own sobriety issues and image problems.
Ooooooh, juicy!!!
ReplyDeleteSure is sounding like OG Enty. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteWell, I kinda think Cara and Zacquisha look a lot alike, and from the sound of it, may be similar in other respects too.
ReplyDeleteAs Lisa Lampanelli so eloquently put, if you cheat on someone who looks like your SO, it's not cheating- it's a tribute!!! LOL
And she's a hard core Version of Vanessa.
DeleteOooooooooh double tribute!!! I like how ya think girl!!!
DeleteRodriguez / Martinez back in 2002-3: http://www.zimbio.com/dating/EXco3TqGSxM/Michelle+Rodriguez+fling+Olivier+Martinez/Michelle+Rodriguez
ReplyDeletePlease no coke babies! Every child deserves a chance. Agree this will not end well. Good story though.
ReplyDeleteThis is the strangest pairing ever!!! Hope everyone in the US had a great 4th of July - and all of our global friends had a nice weekend! I was out of town, so when I get done with my work today, it's time to catch up on all of the reveals! Hooray!!!
ReplyDeleteThey have been at the same parties before, so probably as close to friends as anyone in HW is.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw those pics my first thought was they saw the paps, & decided to have some fun, & get some free publicity.
My cat knows Michelle is gay, I honestly don't get why she denied it for so long. Zach checks woman out, I think he's straight, but probably will swing both ways on the casting coach.
What a mess.
ReplyDeleteMaybe its just me, but Efron was looking pretty hot in the Neighbors trailer... I'd do him! (Anyone see that movie btw? I thought it looked pretty amusing!)
ReplyDeleteSaw it, loved it, pre-ordered the DVD on Amazon!!!
Delete@Christopher Cruz- thank you! Felt a bit pervy as my kids liked his HSM movies back in the day... But he's grown now! Mama likey! ;)
DeleteOh, I only just came around- couldn't see the appeal when he was a shiny stick insect/twink. But now that he's all manly and handsome... Grrr!!!
DeleteStill feel a little pervy when HSM reruns are on, but can't help it - he grew up hot.
DeleteI'm pretty sure I get pregnant every time I watch a Zac Efron movie.
DeleteI never got the appeal until That Awkward Moment, then Neighbors trailers came out... yes please;
DeleteWasn't there a blind about some rich guy (possibly foreign) who was supplying the likes of Leo & Zac with private jets, hookers, & blow? Maybe that is this guy, kind of a sugar daddy but not in a gay way?
ReplyDeleteYa, but did u see that mans jogging shorts?? No straight man would jog in those, not even if he was foreign.
DeleteI thought M. Rod had a fling with Vin Diesel during the filming of F&F #1 & he was the only guy she ever hooked up with.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find a Vin Diesel blind here but did find this:
ReplyDeleteMichelle comes out
"I think she has definitely gone both ways in the past but I don't think she has gone both ways in a very long time."
Enty, if I have to decide between believing M-Rod about her sexuality or believing you about it, you're on the curb.
ReplyDeleteNever been with a dude, EVER? Damn shame to waste a tight vagina on a rubber dick :(
ReplyDeleteThis makes sense, hes a very pretty man and being a lez, shes highly likely to go with a man like that long before she goes with rugged. Also, cocaine. Weird shit goes down when cocaine is in the room.
ReplyDeleteMy friend saw Zach at a NYC party openly out on a date with her gay male college friend. No one that pretty and hairless is straight.
ReplyDeletecoke kisses dont count
ReplyDeletethe trip looks like it is bankrolled by gianluca vacchi a businessman.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww...gross.
ReplyDeleteAnything for attention.
Ent told us that Efron isn't gay and I will cling to that until I am provided firm proof of the contrary.
ReplyDeleteThis hot mess..I'm getting popcorn. This is going to be very messy - and not just the bodily fluids he, she and any non-significant others are going to be spilling.
ReplyDeleteAlongside that, Zac's sobriety issues and those photos of what is clearly a very close male friend.
Personally, their sexuality is none of my business but it's fascinating watching them play it out so publicly.
Ooooh stuff! You got enough popcorn to spare? I'll bring the pilsner. This is the shitfaced yacht hookup equivalent of trapping a mongoose and a snake in a bag together. Except here, the mongoose is a bulimic philandering drunk who has a preference for FOOT LONG DOUBLE DILDOS and the snake is an overly coiffed coke head secretly looooooves the cock!
DeletePS- I'm surprised Enty is claiming that Michelle is a Gold Star Lesbian, because the blind reveal above suggests she may fuck men, so long as they are hung like a horse. And other blinds suggest she would engage in some sexual activities with men for roles HERE
I'm pretty sure that particular blind item story is just a particularly off color blow off. As in, another variation on, "why would you think I need you and your dick, I've got a drawer full of them at home."
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