Michael Vartan was famously dumped by Jennifer Garner so she could hook up with Ben Affleck. This was after Michael had to spend years as the other man while Jennifer was with Scott Foley. It seemed just as if Michael was getting his chance to publicly be with Jennifer, it was gone in a flash. So, Michael messed around with some people and then started stalking Lauren Skaar, a real estate agent he saw at a Whole Foods and after two years of dating they got married. Lauren ended their marriage by filing for divorce this week and apparently it is not a happy ending.
Karma betch!!
ReplyDeleteHe's hot.
ReplyDeleteRay - Def hotter than Ben and we all know you should marry a person based on their hotness alone.
DeleteI do not know who he is. does he do something other than be known as Jen's ex? anyhow, if Jen is back on the market soon we can start some rumours.
ReplyDeleteHe was on the show Alias, with Jennifer and in the movie ' Never been Kissed ' with Drew Barrymore
DeleteWhat the what?!
ReplyDeleteStalking is the new bullying.
ReplyDeleteImma marry my stalker some day too, seems like a smart thing to do. :( Michael Vartain a tv co-star or Ben Affleck a big movies star, geez what a hard choice JenJen had to make there.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the stalker comment for?
ReplyDeleteStalker- courtship....... it's the bitter spinster Enty...
ReplyDeleteSweetie embrace the menopause. BECOME the Wisewoman, not the Crone!
Holy motorboats Batman!
ReplyDeleteYes, tell us more about the stalker tendencies. News to me. So jen went from Foley to vartan to affleck? Affleck is a downgrade! Love Vartan.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming that is a dog and not a fur covered suitcase with an invisible handle.
ReplyDeleteSad to hear this. Divorce always sucks.
ReplyDeleteLol Steamy. Word! Just embrace it! Hot flashes be damned.
ReplyDeleteI love Vartan on Alias. Hottie boom Bottie! Oh, he also was super cute in Never Been Kissed.
I stop the remote any time "Never Been Kissed" is on so I can see that smile light up. He's the reason I tuned in for "Alias." I think the stalker comment is totally unnecessary. And Michael, if you need some comfort, call me! I expect VIP to step in with the "One Hour Photo" shot of him too!
ReplyDeleteOh, I loved Never Been Kissed. He's way better than Ben on that basis alone. What were you thinking Jen letting this one go?
ReplyDeleteThsoe are some big fake boobies, looks more a like a stripper/porn star.
ReplyDeleteHe was Jen's co-star on Alias while she was still married to Foley. Jen dates up for career, each partner was a bigger star than her. She hit the jackpot with Ben & knows it. She's not letting him go for anything.
Jess, yeah, she has some bogus boob baggage.
DeleteShe's top heavy.
ReplyDeletePeople really meet in grocery stores? I guess Whole Foods is way more romantic than my lowgrade Shop Rite.
ReplyDeleteVartan was the male lead opposite J. Garner. A newbie named Bradley Cooper got his break playing the part of the effeminate (not necessarily gay) best friend of Garner. Who would have thought Cooper would have the better career of the 3?
ReplyDeleteThats why, haywood, to thus day im like cooper? The bit player on alias? HE'S a star? Cant think of him as anything but bit player.
DeleteI still prefer Scott Foley.
ReplyDelete@Henriette, me too. :-)
DeleteHen and lotta- who doesnt????? Affleck has large flat head and no upper lip. Plus he's always whining about paps. Annoying.
DeleteBen Affleck always was the other guy in Jennifer Garner's relations
ReplyDeleteI got an image in my head of him following her around Whole Foods trying to bump into her shopping cart.
ReplyDeleteLove Vartan! I love Never Been Kissed and even Monster-in-law because of him!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have the scoop of what happened when Vartan was "Punk'd?" It was apparently so bad, he wouldn't sign the release.
ReplyDeleteYes, please fill us in on the never aired punk'd segment. Was it really that bad or does he not have a sense of humor about these things?
DeleteI thought Jen G was crazy to dump him, even if it was for Ben.
I don't understand why people get married and then continue to cheat. Just stay single and date around, sleep around, whatever.
ReplyDeletewhy are the hot ones such douches???????
ReplyDeleteexcept Scott Foley
ReplyDeleteyeah I prefer him too
ahHa! So this is the vartan guy. What a handsome fella!
ReplyDeleteIf you like Scott Foley, check out The Girl on Guy with Aisha Tyler podcast with him.
ReplyDeleteThe soon to be Ex Wife has some bog boobs! Faux or natural?
ReplyDeleteRegarding the "aggressively seeking her out using her email address before they started dating"--if I felt uncomfortable about it, I certainly wouldn't go on to MARRY the guy, now would I? Pfft.
ReplyDeleteSo the relevance of this so called stalking behaviour is relevant to their current divorce how? Now you want a restraining order?
ReplyDeleteMore people need to sue for libel when people put gratuitious crap in Statements of Claim because they know the media will get hold of it
Okay here is a twist. maybe just maybe she felt the need to do the ole search on the computer.. maybe then she found out how he stalked her?
ReplyDeleteNow that would add a most interesting twist.
Ok i googled the punkd thing, and there are twi versions, both denied by vartan. One is they have him on a jet, and things keep falling iff, and its gets worse and worse and they wont let him off the plane. He didnt find this remotely funny and refused to sign release
ReplyDeleteSecond scenario is the have Vartan auditioning for part that calls for flying, rigged him up , kept him there forever, wldnt let him down, saying testing his endurance.
Dint know which, if either is true, but as a non fan of humor that relies on making someone look and feel like an idiot or humiliated, they both stink.
I wonder if Jen wishes she had never left Scott Foley. He seems the coolest of the 3 men that have been in her life at this point.
ReplyDeleteThose titties are as real as the story lines from housewives. Her doctor needs to be slapped.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Tina Malette.
ReplyDeleteHe is hot BUT he does not look hot on Bates Motel. Took me a while to figure out who he was, didn't know until I saw his name in credits after several episodes with him in them. Weird.
ReplyDeleteMr. Coulson rocks my world! Although, the stalking not so much. NBK has one of my fav endings in a rom-com ever.
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