January 30, 2014
This NFC East football player says he couldn't afford the woman that is currently having sex with a former A+ list tweener. The football player also says that even though they used condoms while having sex she was always taking pregnancy tests. Constantly.
Desean Jackson/Chantel Jeffries/Justin Bieber
well that's a red flag
ReplyDeletewhen your "paid companion" is constantly taking pregnancy tests???
no?
Gol diggers go mining for what?
ReplyDeleteGold Diggers. / Goal Diggers
Delete....both work here
Chump is guaranteed $16 million in his new contract to go along with his endorsements and he drops a girl to Biebs? Pathetic!
ReplyDeleteMore like wisely made a forward pass
DeleteYES @sugarbreadmaker!
DeleteMan I hope to GOD Biebs knocks up some gold digger...
ReplyDeleteThen she was doing something to the condoms, looking for her payday you idiot.
ReplyDeleteJust had to google her, she's another that claims to be a model/actress, but doesn't ever work.
ReplyDeleteYep! Another self made IG model.
DeleteTeen Dad starring Justin Beiber on MTV. The new Janelle Evans. Can you imagine?
ReplyDeleteAt the end of her sex tapes you'll always see her peeing on a stick.
ReplyDeleteRobby Benson followed by Al Pacino followed by John Travolta. Definitely had a type. Equal opportunity now.
ReplyDeleteThat would be perfect if Beib's dad knocked her up one drunk weekend. Then again I wouldn't wish that on any child so I hope She's sterile (wish Justin was sterile too).
ReplyDeleteWell at least there is one pro athlete out there with a brain.
ReplyDeleteCome on, Sandy. Beiber could buy and sell $16 mill ballers all day long. Take out agents, managers, posse, and the tax man, he may get to keep $10 mill out of the 16.
ReplyDeleteAnd he gonna have to live the rest of his life off that. He isn't knocking down Manning/Rodgers endorsement money. He aint going to be on a studio show post career. Plus, he's a fragile lil speedster. One big hit and dude's crippled and out of the league.
Dear ladies,
ReplyDeletePlease learn about cervical mucous and the very obvious signs your body gives you that you are ovulating, usually about 7 days after the last day of your period. It's not hard, I've known mine since my senior year of high school. I don't even have to bother taking my temperature.
The Count speaks truth. DeSean's got nothing on Bieber's wallet.
ReplyDeleteThing is though, if djax could have afforded her, he would have. He couldn't. He's not exactly known for being judicious with his money as he's acquired some substantial tastes for the finest things in life. He's got all the makings of the kind of baller you read about that declares bankruptcy after being out of the league for a year.
as usual. count, the voice of lewdness and reason.
ReplyDeleteas usual. count, the voice of lewdness and reason.
ReplyDelete1) I don't understand why that little turd Bieber bothers people so much. He's really not any more of a dick than all the other teenie heart throbs of yore. We just know all of his shit because of the internet.
ReplyDelete2) FS and Count speak the truth.
3) The Biebs' net worth is $160 million. He can own his own ball team, if he wants.
4) I like how ppl think that if they would've had his $$ dumped into their laps at 15, they'd have been saintly, benevolent good people. Hah. Doubt it.
She wanted an NFL baby. Lots of those types out there wanting to get in on that sports money. My only question: Why the hell don't these guys be safe AND smart??
ReplyDeleteAs the t-shirts said in the 80s: Wrap that Rascal!!!