January 31, 2014
This barely A list mostly movie actor who probably ruined his shot at long term A recently brought home a woman to his place after picking her up at an event. When they got to his place she started to service him orally and he said it was awful and she was awful at it and kicked her out and told her not to come back until she got better. Nice guy.
Aaron Eckhart
You were being kind referring to him as barely A list right Enty?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he meant barely B...
DeleteDamnit. I had a crush on him, too.
ReplyDeleteDon't know him
ReplyDeleteLots of trolls on the OT
How did he ruin his chance?? Who did he pissed off other than screwing czjones behind Michael Douglas back.
ReplyDeleteDid she have a cleft in her chin? I think it was blind gossip or Lainey that said he's got a thing for cleft in the chin & the more they look like him, and blond the better.
ReplyDeleteSounds as though he might be quite a bit like the odious character he played in "In the Company of Men." Shame.
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest - some women are good at it and others aren't. Perhaps a better approach would have been for him to steer her efforts elsewhere instead of humiliating her.
ReplyDeleteHow did he ruin his chance at long-term A?
ReplyDeleteBattle L.A.
DeleteI am amazing at it! *JOKES JOKES!*
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl who "dated" AE for a minute. Total selfish Dbag. Brunette but yes on cleft chin too
ReplyDeleteHW will put up with jackasses as long as they make money, he was in some bombs & didn't have friends who would still hire him for major projects.
ReplyDeleteSo, did Bad Blow Job Girl shoot Enty and email and tell him this story, or what? Maybe BBJG's friend? It's definitely not a story I'd be telling on myself, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteBut on second thought, maybe I would - it just serves to humiliate AE, and BBJG's identity hasn't been revealed. Consider my opinion modified.
ReplyDeletepoor form on Aaron's part.
ReplyDeleteA gentleman would have asked her to join him in song whilst he jacked it out the window.
That way everyone has fun and you part on good terms.
Awesome comment.
DeleteThanks Fru, for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteI guess it never occurred to AE to actually show, or tell, the girl how he liked it. Class act.
I remember a the cleft on the chin thing, mainly cos it's just weird, not like your having sex with the cleft.
ReplyDeleteI thought there was no such thing as a bad one
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Yup, this definitely kills my crush on him.
ReplyDeleteThe chin cleft obsession killed it for me. Dude sounds like a grade A narcissist. After reading this, I no longer wonder why someone like him is constantly hooking up with random women. After one "date" those poor women are most likely running for the hills.
ReplyDeleteAaron to his assistant. "I said CLEFT CHIN, not cleft PALLET!"
ReplyDeleteSo wouldnot have thought that of him.
ReplyDeleteYou are on fire today, @SYF.
ReplyDeleteSo has this chick been bragging to her friends about this?? Seems like she would just tell them she was with him an leave it at that. At the end of the day do you want to be know among your group of peers as the woman that tried to blow Aaron Eckhart and he kicked you out of his house before you finished because he thought you 'sucked' at it?? That being said he acted like a dick and should have handled it a little better.
ReplyDeletesome men dont coddle.
ReplyDeleteif u go home with a guy u just met and blow him and suck (pun intended)at it u deserve any harsh words u get...
the guys a dick. lesson learned sweetie...
Its the thought that counts. Did the well meaning woman back up her story with dimensional or other physical details only someone in her position would know?
ReplyDeleteHe should at least tell her "thank you for smoking".
ReplyDeleteHa! My first thought was 'holy smokes Batman!'
DeleteI don't blame him. 90% of the time you get a blow job that bad it is the broad sandbagging you, cause she don't like sucking dick. "If I do this lousy enough, he'll just fuck me."
ReplyDeleteI would first try to tell her what to do, and if she don't follow direction, then I'd start to face fuck her, so she would tap out and leave. If a dude says "This sucks, I'm outta here," she gonna hate you and bad mouth (heh) you anyway, so you might as well give her a legit reason.
Ermagerd. Thankgod I skipped lunch. Gross
Delete@NJFireFighter: I completely disagree. Allowing her to believe she has adequate skills is just setting her up for further failure. If no one lets her know how bad she is, she will never improve.
ReplyDeleteIt is like tipping horrible waitstaff. If they get the same tip as someone good at their job, they will never strive to improve.
@Rajahcat: Bad BJ usually has 2 ingredients:
1) Too Much Teeth
2) Too Little Effort
Honorable mention would go to the chick being scared of come so she puts a death grip on the shaft of your dick and is barely popping the head in and out of her mouth.
Gee a couple people I know have met him, worked for him, said he is a sweet heart, esp compared to most of the other actors in Hollywood. But you know how it is, it's like ordering your favourite meal and it sucks pun intended....even a nice person might get nasty if you been waiting for that meal a while, dreaming about it etc LOL.
ReplyDeleterajah rajah rajah of course there is such thing as a bad blowjob
ReplyDeleteback in college, a friend and I were talking about guys who were bad kissers and her roommate's boyfriend said what do you mean he was a bad kisser, there is no such thing and we just laughed and laughed and he didn't understand why we were laughing and then we felt sorry for the roommate
Expected more tact and niceness from this one-time Mormon missionary. What would the fictitious angel Moroni say?
ReplyDeleteThis is a shocker for me. Have read for many years he turns down roles with sex scenes/nudity because of his Mormon background and personal values. He went to Brigam Young University were premarital sex is forbidden. I guess Satan came a calling for him.
ReplyDeleteI thought premarital sex with other Mormons was forbidden. I thought missions were for young men to go out and screw everything that wasn't Mormon before they married a Mormon???
DeleteI knew that would "rile" y'all up!!!!
ReplyDeleteI liked AE too. A little instruction goes a long way honestly. Everyone likes it differently so let a gal know.
ReplyDeleteNow saying that, I am the opposite of Derek. Lord knows I don't hate it but it doesn't rank as one of my best skills. I empathize with the girl.
Damn. Met his parents once. Nice folks.
ReplyDeleteI always liked him. After I heard his interview on Stern I realized he is a selfish d-bag. He pretended to have lost a child and went to support groups for a role in a movie. He wants SO BADLY to be 'method'.
ReplyDeleteAnyone that hasn't seen him in his first role as a leading man from In the Company of Men where he "plays" THE smug corporate misogynist player Chad really needs to. It's epic in the sense that this blind couldn't be more true to his character. If this blind is true, then he wouldn't have even had to break stride going "method" when getting into the "role" of Chad. Maybe that's why it came so naturally for him in winning his first major role as a leading man?
ReplyDelete@Sherry: No one I know likes teeth. The Count is right. It also helps when they know how to put their tongue to good use while bearing down. Not everyone seems to know that trick.
I've always felt he's vain and smug.. And very B.
ReplyDeleteLOL I knew Count would have something interesting to say about this one, and he didn't disappoint. While the actor could have been a little more diplomatic and might have guided her in the right direction, why waste time if you are not having fun.
ReplyDeleteIf you go home with, and blow, a stranger, you already have low self-esteem. How do you expect someone to treat you as a high quality person, if you are saying, "Hey, here I am, ready to ho it up with randoms!"
ReplyDeleteHmmmm maybe some gentle ball action would have helped her cause. They need love too, ya know.
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