January 15, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves massage parlors. The thing is he doesn't like to be recognized when he goes inside them. So, his thing is to call ahead to the place and then walk in with his motorcycle helmet still on and doesn't take it off until he is in the room. He puts it back on before he leaves. Yes, I guess it is possible he leaves it on during the massage too. He's such an idiot.
Bradley Cooper
Oh Bradley..so handsome yet so dumb
ReplyDeletebut do they massage his helmet as well??
ReplyDeleteBet they cup the head!
DeleteRotfl!!! ^5
Deletealso, way to go Disco!
ReplyDeleteSnaps for disco!
Deletelove your avi ray.. dvr the og batman. i have to watch this week.. my favorite
ReplyDeletethank you sugarbread! OG Batman is the coolest
DeleteEver dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? ? I always ask that of all my prey??
DeleteBest line ever and underrated
Agreed @sugarbread maker
DeleteI think that's from Clean and Sober but OG BATMAN was the best! ( sorry, got excited) I was actually Scared of the Penguin!
DeleteI think that line is the Joker. OG Batman combined my favorite actor and director. Doesn't get any better than that. Danny DeVito was SO good as Penguin.
DeleteSo which massage parlours the gay ones or Korean massage parlours?
ReplyDeleteI think the helmet only gets a polish.
ReplyDeleteMale or female masseuses? What is the definitive word on him...is he straight. Gay, bi......pan sexual?
ReplyDeleteHe speaks French, so he ain't that dumb...actually I've found him to be articulate in interviews.
OG Batman is zee best!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteSketchy is as sketchy does.
ReplyDeleteHes extremely smart he has co hosted Morning Joe many times and held his own with the news experts.
ReplyDeleteExactly why I don't watch any US news. If BC can provide input, and "hold his own" it's either scripted or not worth my time and effort. Our news is anything but informative. It's the People magazine version of whatever they are shoving down our throats at the moment. That goes for every network and cable "news" outlet available. Check out Al Jezeera for some real news. It's not as terroristy as one might assume. Not all of their programming is well rounded, but some of it is very well done.
DeleteLainey says he likes to go on male prostitute & drug benders.
ReplyDeletePoor Travolta.
ReplyDeleteBradley stop taking his clients.
It isn't an idiot move, if you know anything about massage parlors.
ReplyDeleteOld ass mamasan manages the joint, everything in her name. The actual backers are gangsters and they use video surveillance on the doors to keep a tally of how many tricks roll through, making sure they get a proper cut. So later on, if the place gets busted, Cooper's face would be on their server when the cops go through the footage.
Count, are you an Artie Lange fan? I just found the audio book of 'Crash And Burn' on youtube this weekend and now I'm so fucking depressed.
DeleteI just added that to my yt. List.
Deletesugarbread- in case you need the links, here they are:
DeletePart 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJDi8Y-6UQ
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6O3Nbbdcc
Nice - polish his helmet. Very nice.
ReplyDelete@sandy....agreed
ReplyDeletebradley like to live life on the edge, i see. why not just get massage at your house*/hotel. he is a weirdo...
ReplyDelete*oops. moms probably there
I'm just going to say that Bradley likes sex of any variety, gender be damned. Not that it's any of my business.
ReplyDeleteI get a serial killer vibe from him. So creepy.
ReplyDeleteTy.
ReplyDelete@Shadylady: Yes. Link? You don't have to make it a clicky, Gmail will do that for me when I get the notice.
ReplyDeleteBradley may enjoy having his ass eaten, so that is why he hits the massage parlors.
It's not like Too Fat To Fish as far as funny stories go. It's more about everything that's happened since he wrote the last book, which is mostly just drug use and depression. Still interesting but so, so heartbreaking. I love Artie, I just want him to be well and make it to old age. And after all this, I've still seen clips from when he had his DirectTV sports show where he was clearly nodding out...this after he had written the book and supposedly gotten clean. Of course it's a life long struggle, but with so much damage to his body, I'm always scared I'm going to wake up to the news that he's passed away.
DeletePart 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJDi8Y-6UQ
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov6O3Nbbdcc
No more snortin coke in the Pig suit, I hope.
Deletesnorting lots of stuff, but no coke or pig suit.
DeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteSmart man
ReplyDeleteWhat a tool.
ReplyDeleteOh who hasn't done this? Amirite? No?
ReplyDeleteI still stand by one of my earlier comments that for whatever reason, someone in Hollywood is passing on false rumours about Cooper. Remember, he hardly made a blip on the gossip radar for years. Then, all of a sudden, he does this interview in swoon-worthy French, and the panty pudding went flying all across the world. And ever since then he has been a self hating closet case, woman beater, small penis, mama's boy and anything else that someone is throwing that they hope will stick. I can't say as I am a fan of his, and the only movie I saw him in was Red Hot American Summer, but he is being libeled something seriously, and I am not buying it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a strong rumor he slept with Victor Garber back when he was on Alias? And that was ages ago!
DeleteDon't leave out Michelle Pfieffer as a perfect Catwoman!
ReplyDeleteDamn straight, Reno. All that vinyl w/ them purdy lips and eyes peeking out. Mmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Count on this. I am gay as anyone ever was, but Pfeiffer as Catwoman was HOT HOT HOT.. Plus she knew how to handle a bullwhip. Of course, I have been a fan of Michelle's ever since Grease 2, and then later Dangerous Liaisons.
ReplyDeleteCool rider!!
DeleteMichelle's beauty was just incandescent during those years. She was my idea of the most perfect, beautiful, sexy woman ever.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Enty. You informed us that ButtCoop was insecure about his hairline, but this is extreme
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