April 24, 2014
Publicists were scrambling the other day because this A- list celebrity/former actor looked like he was going to be a no show to a high profile event he was required to attend. when he showed up, our married A lister said he overslept, but he was really in a hotel room with his main west coast girlfriend.
Nick Cannon
Who's the girlfriend? Probably one of the Wild N Out girls.
ReplyDeleteHe married that sloppy drunk. She doesn't care so along as the wine cellar is full and her assistants cane shoe horn her drunk ass in to a garment with a size four label.
ReplyDeleteI ain't saying he's a gold digger.
ReplyDeletedont thing mimi cares. mimi DID have her assistant give him a massage instead of doing it herself. i believe her and nick were watching tv while he was getting massaged. mimi out-sources...
ReplyDeletehow could u not bone nick cannon? hes cute. id just make him not talk during. his voice is a fast way to kill a ladyboner. ugh
ReplyDeleteHo's before Shows!!
ReplyDeleteFancy: Alex, what are ball-gags?
ReplyDeletewooooooooow,wait til the diva hears this shit
ReplyDelete@queen
ReplyDeleteHA!
that visual is kinda hot actually. lol
You're welcome. Hee hee.
ReplyDeleteIf Nick Cannon is A list I demand from now on all of my favorite talented actors who are not celebs but have great talent to be described as A+++++, ok?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to email Enty, but please get that gross old lady stripper off my website!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Mimi, in a prom dress 2 sizes too small, is making appearances on subway cars.
ReplyDeleteGet it, Bro. WE all know Mariah to drunk and crazy to take care of biddness.
ReplyDeleteI just don't find Nick Cannon attractive at ALL. Like nonesies. More like a puppy, so young, so exhausting. So that voice.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise. No shade either, as mimi spends her days drunk in the bath.
ReplyDeleteHey - he probably had to occasionally sleep with that hot mess Carey so we should cut him some slack, he earned it.
ReplyDeleteI like him in Drumline that's about all Nic Cannon does for me.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, the man gave Mimi a Disneyesque themed wedding. He should be able to have a west coast girlfriend. I mean Mimi practically owns his balls!
I think Nick fell in love with an illusion and the reality of what she is really like is intolerable.
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, I love Nick Cannon. He's the best thing about "America's Got Talent" and in my opinion the best talent show host on TV right now. He's got that likability factor, his reactions are always spot-on...but I question his sanity in marrying Mariah Carey.
ReplyDeleteHis wife lies about her height too. She goes around saying she's 5'9" when she's 5'7" tops.
+1
DeleteI can't blame him; she's a hot bitchy drunken mess. I cannot imagine what it must be like to live with her.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world is Nick Cannon A- list? What's the next reveal, Wilmer Valderrama as an A-lister as well?
ReplyDeleteOk, chick on the right is telling me to put my quads and hips 'to the wall'.
ReplyDeleteNo.
They both fell for an illusion. He thought he was getting the most respected and desired woman out there and she thought she was getting a man who would worship her the way she wanted. Now they're dealing with reality. Him by cheating and her by getting drunk. They're both a mess. I think the relationship ended long before the kids came.
ReplyDeleteAll of the A list female singers are hot steaming messes.
ReplyDeleteChanel West Coast???
ReplyDeleteWhat about dem babehs?
ReplyDeleteHaha no one guessed Nick! A- list celebrity/actor?! Really??!
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