Sunday, July 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 22, 2014

This foreign born B list singer was late to the stage yesterday because she already found a new producer and songwriter who she was having sex with. She will do anything for tracks.

Rita Ora


21 comments:

  1. So when is she gonna get one? I couldn't name one song this trick sings.

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  2. And the producer is?

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  3. I wouldn't think that used up receptacle could pull any decent tracks.

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  4. I think it's working! I heard two of her songs this week. One was actually not bad, but it coulda been anybody, all autotune and beats

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  5. I'm sorry TTM but AUTOTUNE automatically makes it suck. (Have no idea why my phone wants to capitalize that.)

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    1. It just sort of seems to make it all generic, AUTOTUNE, that is. Back when it was just TPain, it was kinda fun, I'm In Love With A Stripper was an instant classic

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  6. I was also thinking the dude didn't need to give her tracks, I'm sure she'd do him for free.

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  7. real talk. I love rita but if she's fucking all these people for tracks she needs to find better people because most of her music just isn't good at all.

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  8. I won't lie. Her RIP song was catchy. And I had no idea she sang it. It wasn't good enough to lay on her back for but it was catchy.

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  9. Let's out the producer. Why is it always the woman who is outed as the bad one, and not the man who is the one who is insisting that he be a major dickhead?

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  10. Id take a chance shes got a really decent body

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  11. her music sucks and she is sleeping her way to the middle.

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  12. I've never heard any of her songs

    But then again, I like to listen to the 90's station on Pandora :)

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  13. If it wasn't for CDaN I would never have heard of this betch.

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  14. Same ol, same ol.

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  15. She's the 'feature' artist on Iggy Azalea's new track Black Widow. I haven't heard it but Iggy is the hottest thing right now (well, one of...) so her management and/or her vagina are doing something right....

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  16. Other than reading about her here or on dlisted.com, I've got no clue as to what she actually does.

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  17. Exactly Aeol. Obviously whatever she's doing isn't enough because this chicks got not one hit.

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  18. Rita Ora is disgusting! She is a walking mattress. Ugh!

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