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Blind Items Revealed

January 8, 2014

This actor is A list, but he never feels A list. Sure, he is the male lead in most of the movies in which he stars, but he just doesn't have that charisma that someone close to him has. Anyway, our actor spent the past week on a hooker and stripper bender like you would not believe. It was more than even Charlie Sheen could probably handle because our actor has stayed off the booze and most drugs for awhile. According to one stripper who was at the actor's house for a couple of days she didn't see him sleep and he kept popping Viagra like candy every few hours.

Owen Wilson

40 comments:

  1. Still love the Wilson's

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  2. That's why he keeps getting girls pregnant

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  3. I loved that movie Shanghai Noon. He was so damn funny in that.

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    1. Me too Reno. I really thought he was gonna be the next Big Funny Thing

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  4. There was just a reveal about Luke spending his days sitting in his hometown stripclub getting fat.

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  5. Oh god, its still January....

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  6. When was he A list? Loved him in Wedding Crashers.

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  7. Shit bitch you're too young for viagra where the fucks your testosterone?

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    1. Sandy, are you drunk and screaming at your tablet again?

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  8. Still the first week in January Guido...

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  9. And isn't he supposed to be hung like hell? Hey ya!

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  10. FGS Owen. GET Over it. Get Help and Get on with it.

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  11. Wants Owen known as Buttercup Stallion in Ted C. blinds. Still luv Luke Wilson, skinny Luke that should be a given.

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  12. Effin Iphone...Wasn't ^

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  13. Thank you Gossip-Monster for being the saving grace to this shit reveal day!

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    1. Hey Mel, Watcha drinking? (as I nod along in agreement)

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    2. Well, I started with beer bc 'Murica!! Now a couple vodka lemonade and then done! Sorry for being a drunky!

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  14. Anonymous5:09 PM

    OUCH

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  15. Pain meds bbend time for me but we've been at the first week of January since nine am.... Sandy you're a trooper.. supertrooper?

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  16. How is Owen Wilson A list?

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  17. He was a list because of his Vaughn collaborations(who is the more charasmatic one in blind)
    I concur...my only 3 crushes remain 1) vaughn2)bateman3) Theroux

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  18. Granted he could use a hit but if he can get off the viagra/stripper/hooker train he could open a comedy tomorrow That makes him A list.

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  19. Mel, I am also switching from beer to vodka pink lemonade! I'll be a drunky with you!

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    1. Yay!! Thank you for the company!

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  20. Its been pouring rain here since 4pm Guido cant go anywhere.

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  21. Vince Vaughan is charismatic?? Could have fooled me. Or is it Ben Stiller or Woody Harrelson? They're also friends of his.

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  22. Wildcat.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj1DZKOeZhI

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  23. He was nominated for an Oscar (writing - The Royal Tannenbaums). He was A list at one time. Shanghai Noon was freakin' hilarious. and he's been lead in many films.

    I love the Wilson Bros, they're hometown folk to me.

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  24. I really like Owen. Just one of those actors that I find forever likeable. But he needs to get his shit together. Stat.

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  25. Man, he's a lonely depressed mess. Hope he gets help

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  26. I can't stand Owen Wilson because every time I see a picture of him I think his nose looks like a penis.

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  27. He needs to listen to Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeX9BXnD6D4

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  28. I used to love Owen, but he never really bounced back after Kate Hudson , the peen vampire

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  29. "Shit bitch you're too young for viagra where the fucks your testosterone?"

    MAOIs, probably.

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  30. Testosterone escapes many a young fella, but sex addicts take it also, w/o a true need so they can go more. It hinders the ending, IYKWIM

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