April 13, 2014
If you think Sean Penn is Charlize Theron's worst choice ever in a sexual partner, you probably don't know that she used to hook up with this former B list mostly movie actor from an acting family who is also a world class f**kup but still seems to have the love of his ex-wife.
David Arquette
G nailed this, but Arquette was the popular guess.
ReplyDeleteSTILL don't think that Arquette is worse than Sean Peen.
Someone you date and someone you have sex with aren't always the same thing. Maybe he's really good in bed. Who knows?
ReplyDeleteJesus F 'n Christ Charlize you have absolutely no taste at all. BUT since you are apparently a Cunt karmas a bitch.
ReplyDelete3 strong reveals in a row you sick today Enty?
I likes her with Stuart Townsend. Too bad that didnt work out.
ReplyDeleteDoes Charlize have any eyes???
ReplyDeleteI just lost my breakfast burrito.
ReplyDeleteCharlize / Arquette = coke buddies?
At least Davids funny, sober David can get it! Sean Penn lost it long ago, and I don't believe I've heard rumors of David being A WOMAN BEATING PIECE OF SHIT. So, her choices are getting more degrading. And that's the nicest way to say it.
ReplyDeleteIs David Arquette hung? I just don't get the appeal. He's not even funny!
ReplyDeleteDeputy Dewey was fucking hawt in his days
ReplyDeleteHe could get it
DeleteHahaha Deputy Dewy
ReplyDeletecharlize fcked arquette for his connections . that was when she was some random blonde walking the streets of hw. and the free coke
ReplyDeleteReal, too funny.
ReplyDeleteIf def have to
ReplyDeleteF Peen
K Arquette (no matter how good is blow was)
Yesterday I started reading blinds from the very beginning. Now I'm somewhere in 2007. Why does Enty have MV tagged with Ashlee Simpson? And also I laughed when I saw he called out NPH for being with someone with man boobs and saying he could do better. Obviously NPH liked David Burtka very much ;)
ReplyDelete@Brea, I think he tagged her because she had her own similar Milli Vanilli scandal. Nothing related to the blind though.
DeleteI do not understand original rambling enty and I am now so much more grateful for the quick blinds. Why does he tag people in the old blinds? Is he revealing them that way? Some/not others?
DeleteI agree with you @Sillygurl. Arquette is better than Penn any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Arquette over Peen.
ReplyDeleteDewey & Gale Forever
ReplyDeleteNo, Penn is still way worse than Arquette. At least Arquette seems to have a sense of humor about himself. Penn seems to take Himself. Very. Seriously. blech.
ReplyDeleteGood question @Brea Lowe! What were the tags about. But I don't think Ashlee Simpson was a big enough star to qualify as MV, whom Enty implied was/is a HUGE star.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Even though she's got 13 letters in her name and and it would explain her SNL incident, she's only had like 2 albums. That's why I don't understand the tag
DeleteWhat does MV stand for?
DeleteBrea OG Enty ran a tight website with blinds that meant something and the reveals were big days. Plus if you read his stories they were good and about him and his friends in the business.
ReplyDeleteThe stories are good, but he gets a little too rambly and the site is a little irritating to navigate on mobile for that long... even with my huge screen!
DeleteYeah, I've only been reading these since spring, but Original Enty is the greatest! LOVE his blinds. And thanks for the great idea, Brea. I never thought of reading the older blinds. I guess it'll be frustrating on my phone, too. But still fun.
DeleteI'm on an MV hunt ;)
DeleteIt always comes out Charlize is a major Bitch, she also supposed to be a coke user, but keeps it under control. I would think she would belive Arquette is beneath her though, unless this was early or mid 90's.
ReplyDeleteNot sure why David is worse than Sean Penn. Hookers, physical assaults, anger mgmt. issues. All David does is hurt himself, Penn seems to hurt the people around him. David>Sean IMO.
ReplyDeleteShe's okay as an actress, sucks as a human being. Maybe karma's already visited her door.
ReplyDeleteArquette may be a F up, but he also seems to be a genuinely nice guy. Penn...not so much
ReplyDeleteWasn't it said that David was wandering around some HW street, the other morning, asking strangers if he could score some blow?
ReplyDeleteNot that this would make him as bad as a woman beater.
I just can't stand David's "quirkiness". I love quirky, but to me there's something really unsttractive about his. And, no. I don't find him funny at all. To me, his personality is as painful as a punch in the gutt.
She likes guys that do a lot of drugs. That way she can partake but, mentally and publicly, stay an arms length removed from it.
ReplyDeleteJust ask my wife...
I think the smartest thing CT does is to not say anything. I suspect that she isn't a particularly bright bulb.
ReplyDeleteIn her defense, he was the height of his pre-Courtney fame (c. "Beautiful Girls" era,) and Charlize was completely unknown.
ReplyDeleteewwww shes loves a dirty dick
ReplyDeleteWhat a great insight about Asslee! I don't think that would shock anyone. Altho Timmy Shmemi or whatever was a letdown. Interesting tho!
ReplyDeleteRambling Enty had some great stories but you had to have time to read them.
David is fucked up but he's a decent guy who is willing to examine himself wanting to improve.
He certainly likes to search his soul on the Howard Stern show! With all the blabbing he's freely done there about Courteney, I'm really surprised he hasn't also spilled about his other famous hookups, i.e. Charlize. Unless she has threatened him with certain death. Based on what I've been reading about her lately, I can actually see her doing that!
DeleteJeez, charlize is not fussy, is she?
ReplyDeleteshes no prize. shes boring as fuck in interviews. everytime she cranks out one of he boring stories i can hear the rocks rolling around in her head.
ReplyDeletepretty?...some say
good actress?..sure i'll give her that
any thing other than those two is up for debate with me. she annoys...UGH
oh yeah she dates guys with PERSONALITY (good or bad) cause she doesnt have one. she likes character in a person.
ReplyDeleteshes becoming quite smackable...
The Arquette family must have been one interesting family because the whole family is certainly not the norm. My fav is Patricia. Were they all adopted because they sure don't seem to be related at all. Though Alexis was a hoot on that reality show where they threw a bunch of celebrities into a house, the one before Celebrity Rehab, a natural extension of the first series ha ha.
ReplyDelete@Sandybrook What does dating someone 20 years ago have to do with karma? That doesn't even make sense.
ReplyDelete@EastCoaster - I have no clue either. A little help here please?
ReplyDeleteHe LOOKS like he'd be terrible in bed. He's also immature, he's not funny, and he's not even cute. I DO not get the appeal.
ReplyDeleteMV is an ancient blind that we've been following forever. It's about a famous singer who can't sing and has a back-up singer who has helped her pull a Milli Vanilli. It's said that it's so shocking that if revealed, it would blow the roof off of the music industry. We've been given clues piecemeal through the years, i.e. the singer has 13 letters in her full name, she has or is associated with someone with a hyphenated name/nickname, she was born in the United States, etc. Among the most popular guesses are Britney and J-Lo. Use the Search feature to read all of the blinds!
@Eastcoaster I've listened to David on Howard's show too and he has a tendency to over share. That's why I have a hard even believing he even dated Charlize. Also, I've noticed that David has a type. He likes brunettes and Charlize is a tall blonde who rarely does the dark hair thing.
ReplyDeleteShe must hate her vagina to put trash in there.
ReplyDeleteShe also dated hot/ notorious douchebag Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind, who wrote that Crystal Meth love song "Semi Charmed Life". Their first album was very much in dedication to her; she completely trashed his heart- it's said.
ReplyDeleteI think I said this before but Charlize is nothing like the elegant, cropped-hair, dior-clad, sophisticate that her image perpetuates. She is exactly the woman who would date David Arquette and I remember when she dated him and she struck me more as a Anna Lynn Mccord than a future AA winner.
ReplyDeleteI know David Arquette seems weird but I have never understood all the hate. I went to Fairfax high school with him and he was exactly like you would think. A little out there but a great and earnest guy. We had a few classes together and he was just staring to get acting jobs. He did not act like he was a big deal, just stayed who he had always been.
ReplyDeleteDavid is immature but Sean BEATS WOMEN and is a 24kt misogynist!
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