April 6, 2014
That didn't take long. This B+ list mostly movie actor who has A list endowment spent two nights hooking up with this supermodel. When she went by his hotel to surprise him on day three he was with another woman in his hotel room who was unlucky enough to open the door. Yelling and hair pulling ensued before our actor could separate them.
Michael Fassbender/Naomi Campbell
Dont be messin' with Naomi!
ReplyDeletePretty sure there was more than enough of Fassbender to go around.
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I do love me a good bitch fight! Not to be in one, but to watch is fun.
ReplyDeleteNaomi would wear it down to a nub! She has got to take her brand of alternate reality away!
ReplyDeleteI'll save you Fassy! I know Mouth to mouth. I'm Certified! : D
At least she didn't get a cell phone thrown at her head. Those can leave a mark!
ReplyDeleteI swear this was revealed already--I like Naomi--she can be an ignorant bitch at times---but I like her---I think she just has some real demons
ReplyDeleteI think it was revealed already too, Derek. Enty is bat signaling Wiglet because of the lack of drama and hence, clickies today! GREAT JOB WIGS!
DeleteLOL @ Freya!
ReplyDeleteTwo nights with one cock does not make it yours. Every ho knows that!
ReplyDeleteHey, Sherry!
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me laugh is that Enty said "A+ list endowment". Someone's been eyeing the FFFassbender gif!
Love crazy Naomi, most super models of the 90's have grown up & moved on, Not Her.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean she's no longer with the rich Russian who made her do dirty nasty things with all his buddies?
He left her for that young Asian model she helped on a reality show or something.
DeleteYeah Russian dude split at least a year ago.
ReplyDeleteI would think men would want to steer clear of that wackadoooo! Not understanding the appeal.
ReplyDeleteShe's still NAOMI CAMPBELL & after being a prostitute for decades to billionaires she probably knows all kinds of freaky stuff.
DeleteSnootches, I bet she is awesome in the sack. The crazy ones are usually. So I'm sure that alone would get you a two night pass on his package
DeleteSome men who've been there done that love the challenge of dealing with a difficult woman so long as she is beautiful and hot in bed, most of the time. A sweet caring woman even if beautiful is a total bore for these kind of men. And they enjoy the bragging rights. And eventually they will get bored of the difficult woman as well even if she retains her hotness. There is no shortage of difficult beautiful woman.
ReplyDelete"There is no shortage of difficult beautiful women."
DeleteTruer words were never spoken, @Tina
I'd love to know if the other woman was a newbie pickup or another ex.
ReplyDeleteCray crat, when applied to the bedroom, can have a strong appeal. Where the appeal ends is when the crazy continues unabated.
ReplyDeleteOnce burned - no matter how pleasurable the hours spent in the pursuit of plear - this Guido takes a pass on getting my ticket punched for Crazy Town. Never. Again.
Two days sounds safe enough. But you can't reason with crazy, so those bargains never stick.
Durn typos...still don't see too good.
ReplyDeleteWomen fighting over a man, so dumb.
ReplyDeletewhere's Emily May at today??
ReplyDeleteohhh, that's right.
she didn't exist before yesterday
naomi is fascinating in a warped kind of way...
ReplyDeleteShe seems like a sad lonely spoiled unloved creature, a stray cat. violent and petulant.
ReplyDeleteYup, that's our Mike...
ReplyDeleteMUHAHHAHHA!!!! :))
ReplyDeleteImagine the scene, as if you're the new chick:
"Trallala, trallala, streching on Fassy's bad in a fancy hotel in one piece of nothing. He's so gorgeous, even when he showers, like right now! Gosh, what a night!"
*Knock-knock*
Fassy (shouting from the shower): "Would you open it, babe, probably the room service is here!"
(You): "Sure, no problem!!"
"trallala, trallala, I'm opening the door, the caviar is here!*
Opens the door: "What the fuuuuuuu.....!!!!!!!!"
LOL..This whole scene just made my Monday. Oh to be a fly on the wall :-)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA Naomi is a fighting bitch. He should have known better. HAHAHAHA
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