Friday, July 04, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 2, 2014

This B+ list mostly movie actor who got his most amount of fame in television will probably touch A list again later this year or early next year. Anyway, after an extended stay in Europe he says he prefers American women to European women because European women on a one night stand still expect you to talk to them before and after sex.

Jeremy Piven

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    1. sandybrook didn't miss a beat!

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    2. Sandy got it.
      She's so good at this !!!

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    3. AJ, sandy's a dude. Cue trolls

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    4. Good job Sands :)

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    5. Oh no :-(
      I meant no offense Sandy. I really didn't.
      You are King of the blind solving !!!

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    6. Nobody could ever believe you mean offense, AJ, you're awesome!

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    7. Awe. Thanks TTM.
      I really don't have a single mean bone in my body. LOL. I find it's so much harder to be mean when you can be nice.

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  2. I dont understand why anyone would want him to talk to them. Then again I dont understand a betch who wants to fuck him either.

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  3. Ick. Gross.
    Anyone remember when Piven didn't have hair in PCU ?

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    1. Can you blow me where the pampers is?

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    2. Hahaha Ray
      Best scene in the movie !!! Well that and the meat protest.

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    3. Tonight... Everybody Gets Laid!

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  4. *takes a bow and blows a kiss*

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  5. I don't think I have ever seen a Jeremy Piven movie.

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    1. Grosse Point Blank?

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    2. Biiig Favorite, Gossip. I like him as an actor , doesn't make him human...

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    3. I love Old School!

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    4. Anybody remember "Very Bad Things"? Very, very dark comedy, I lurve it!

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  6. Us Canadian girls don't need to talk either - eerrr, except for TTM!
    ; )

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    1. Only when my mouth isn't full, Kimba!

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    1. OOops. Thanks Derek. I made a boo boo i think.
      It was totally unintentional.

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  8. Anonymous10:03 AM

    ive been "power watching" Entourage for the past few days. ive never seen it before. I CANNOT dislike Piven for any reason.

    ...at least he's patriotic. ((shrug))

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  9. I like to talk during, sleep after. ;)

    Alright... 12 minutes to get lemon ricotta pancakes started before the next reveal.... who's coming over for breakfast?

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    1. Count me in Brea, my sammitch is but a memory...

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  10. @Kimba--lol. I bet guys loved that back in her hey days *jokesjokes*...

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  11. AJ, I remember when he didn't have hair in Singles.

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    1. Jason Blue Eyes
      OMGosh Yes !!! Totally forgot about that one.

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    2. He also played George Costanza in a Seinfeld episode. No hair there either.

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    3. YES nj firefighter !!! I feel like they shaved his head a but though. Wonder how bald he really was now ?!?

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    4. @Jason Blue Eyes, I simply ADORE you for your repository of cinematic knowledge. My kinda man...

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  12. ooooh lemon ricotta....

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  13. He shouldn't be able to be picky.

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  14. Guido loves ricotta...

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  15. Thanx Ray :O
    No problem AJ but I wouldn't go that far as being a king. A prince maybe not the king.

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    1. Thanks Sandy ;-)
      I should know better but you are now (Prince)SandyBrook in my book. I'd add King but it is a heavy crown to wear ;-)

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  16. Remember the pics of him on his tippy toes? Good times.

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  17. Jeremy explains that the reason he doesn't prefer European women is because of a "very high level of mercury."

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    1. Heeeeeeyyy-ohhhh. Nicely done, Sunshine!

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    2. Sunshine, as if the Mercury showed...bwahhaha. I would think he would enjoy the level of crazy mercury overload brings. Niice implications , you bastid. As if w were too stupid to figure the insult...to them.
      nor do I like the Americans are such starfuckers' that we won't comment on his abysmal performance in the sack.
      I remember the reveal where he was a 2 pump (Thank you for that) and did nothing but say "You like being fucked by a star? and " Don't touch the head!'

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    3. Wasn't he supposed to do Speed the Plow? ? The same play lilo is going to tragically attempt? ?

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  18. Love Ari though.

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  19. I guess Smoking Aces is really popular in Europe?

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  20. Does Jeremy wear a wig or something?

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  21. This is AJ s frist Reveal Day and a hurricane is coming to visit her so shes nervous! :(

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    1. I've been around since MV but have only recently starting posting in the past year and putting my food in my mouth ;-)

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    2. AJ, whatever work that is honest and pays the bills is fine by me...

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    3. Ug. Typo.
      Foot in my mouth.

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  22. Know why I prefer men that are over 5 feet, have hair, manners, a big penis, and have souls?

    Cause they aren't Jeremy piven

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  23. @Tricia---those are some pretty high standards ; )

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    1. From what I can see Derek...you look like you have at least 2 of those going for you ;) For the rest I'll need proof

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  24. Anonymous10:17 AM

    ZING! @sunshine

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  25. He was in say anything as well, first role because causal cast him cuz they were buddies and john went to his. Others acting academy.
    He had the awful couple lines about how his heart was broken(parking lot scene)
    But scene saved by the other dudes when causal asks.."so lemme ask you, if a ya'all know so much about women, then whupy are you all here, alone at the slurp and stop, with like...no women anywhere...
    "Conscious choice , man conscious choice...
    Classic scene, even with piven

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    1. I never got causal's appeal until that film, @Tricia...and even then I had to work hard at it.

      Then, in a moment of clarity and coming of age, I realised that causal, unlike Joe, didn't lie...

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    2. (psst: Sprink, can I just say how lovely it is to see you around? Cause it is. As you were)

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  26. @ Derek...a gal can dream...
    Nah, I got a great man, and he has great hair:)))

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  27. *cusack
    *mothers acting academy

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  28. not a bad actor, but a major douche. I recall a big rape blind revealed as him, he was a rich kid who's parents paid for it to go away? something like that?

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    1. He plowed his parents acting class students, went too far with "one" and it got hushed up...

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  29. I like Smoking Aces though it seemed to be trying to be an American version of Snatch/Lock Stock and Smoking Barrel directed by Guy Ritchie - only far more gory.

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  30. And Piven was perfectly cast as Ari Gold,no doubt about that.

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  31. So - Blake
    - D U M P H I S A S S.

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  32. Pretty sure it's all plugs, no wigs. It must have hurt like a bitch.

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  33. Fun fact: in grad school at Northwestern in Evanston, I lived right next door to the Piven Theater. Kind of a nondescript place on Ridge Ave. Lots of little kids going in and out. Never saw the wee Pivster though.

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  34. He's a loser. I worked with him once and before he showed up his manager or agent or whatever called ahead and let he stylist know that Jeremy is wearing a toupè and that he would be styling "his hair" himself and no one is to touch it. What a pathetic loser. He then spent the entire day hitting in the stylist and hitting ion me and revealing himself as pretentious and uncool.

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  35. ...that was in the 1990s, he was already off being a staaaah, so...

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  37. @fancyscreenname : me too! I'm on Season 5

    don't hate me but I'm mildly attracted to Ari

    in real life though the Piv is a real douchebag

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  38. Anonymous1:02 PM

    @teresa

    im still on season two. i absolutely HEART Ari. his intensity is so sexy.

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  39. (psst: TTM, thank you, but enough about me. Let's talk about you: what do YOU think of me?)

    :-D

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  40. @AJ, I knew it was a typo. That's why it was so much fun to tease. No snark intended.

    Phone pads (or touchscreens, whatever) and keyboards are hard, y'all.

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  41. Princess tiny meat only gets one night stands unless he's paying.

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  42. Princess tiny meat only gets one night stands unless he's paying.

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  43. Eww I'd rather get mercury poisoning.

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