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Blind Items Revealed

January 26, 2014

This former B list reality star turned "actress" was offering a Grammy discount last night to prospective suitors. She probably feels it is the Christian thing to do.

Farrah Abraham

28 comments:

  1. Where's the BLIND!!!!
    Way to go cocoa!!!

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  2. baby Sophia gotta eat

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  4. At what point do these creatures disappear? Now's good for me.

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  5. What does she sell at her new ice cream shoppe?

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  6. What is a Grammy discount? It sounds like something out of a retirement home joke.

    Yay for Cocoa and Shazbot!

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  7. @Kno---well she is opening up a fro-yo shop so that screams early retirement
    the sad thing is if you look at her social media following there are many young girls who follow her and look up to her smh

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    1. The only way Farrah could open a froyo shop I'd open is if the ice cream was dispensed from sex doll machines that squirt it out their hoohas. Is that patented yet? I think I'm onto something....

      But to be accurate, any Farrah dispenser would have to shoot out the ass

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  8. She's always reminded me of Paul Stanley during the no-makeup Kiss.

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  9. @Lady---as long as it is organic and gluten free I am down!

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  10. I think I know where she places the froyo in front of you when served

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  11. Does "Grammy discount" = she pays them? Cause $0 can't be discounted much more than that.

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  12. Anonymous11:52 AM

    this is THE first time ive ever gone here im not THAT PERSON but farrah and stodden LOOK like they have female hygiene issues. that as harsh as i'll be. everytime i see one of them i just think UGH.

    sorry...

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  13. Ugh I think one reality-whore blind of the day should be the ceiling.

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  14. Ya think she offers to let dudes use their Golden Globe as a butt plug on her, to tighten up her bucket cunt?

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  15. Talk about double bagging the love!!! She must be percolating quite a germ frappe in her busy busy butt and open all night vage.

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  16. How about: Two Holes, One Cup for the name of said shoppe?

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    1. ROFL @ lurker girl
      2 holes, 1 cup, 69 flavors

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  17. I just threw up in my own mouth after typing that.....

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  18. Anonymous1:05 PM

    yay. me. A Farrah Abraham blind, no less.

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  19. Count, that works? Wow, you learn something new every day!

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  21. prospective clients should take off the rose-coloured glasses. 10 buck street hooker have more class than this tainted ho'.

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  22. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Isn't she getting ready to open a yogurt shop or something? Some hacker hacked onto the website and inserted a still from her porno onto it.

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  23. @Astra: Yes, yes it does. Makes it almost like prom night all over again.

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