#1 - This former A list singer who is a B lister with a fake name must have a lot of charm because according to his television actress ex he is about two inches. Max.
But Jenna Jameson said he went down on her for hours. Soooo at least he makes up for what he's lacking? I thought she ALSO said he had a GIANT dick. It's in her book, too lazy to google.
THESE BLINDS ARE NO FUN IF I CAN PROVE THEM OUTRIGHT LIES IN A 30 SECOND GOOGLE SEARCH. She said MASSIVELY ENDOWED. YEARS AGO! How the fuck is that two inches?
Silly, its entirety possible both things are true. It is possible that the always truthful Jenna wrote that. It's also possible that a bitter end would cause someone to engage in some trash talking.
Both can be true. Relatively speaking. Now, Derek, about that dream....
But Jenna Jameson said he went down on her for hours. Soooo at least he makes up for what he's lacking?
Gaaaaahhhh!! That he went down on Jameson at all shows he's missing not so much inches as he is brain cells. A cesspool has got to be cleaner than her cooch.
It was drugs, they took lots of drugs that night. She said he literally swallowed handfuls of pills. Which basically almost confirms your missing braincell theory!
@Mango: In MM's defense, Jenna probably hadn't had doctors transition her into the Crypt Keeper by the time he hit it. She was quite the hottie back in the day, before the bolt on tits & ass and the hatchet job on her face.
Why would a woman scorned lie about something that is apparently public knowledge, ie the size of this guy's genitalia, the verdict of which the jury is hung right now.
And you know you can have revenge with the truth, the kind of truths the person who pissed you off desperately wants to keep secret. And don't think men/boys don't do the same thing, please. I remember some really nasty business in high school. Of course sometimes people just do it to be cruel period, no revenge motive required.
Adam Levine telling everyone having sex with Maria Sharpova was like having sex with a dead fish.
@Tina, I remember that article. Adam came out looking like a tool. Unless Sharpova was boiling bunnies and calling him a serial killer, blabbing to a magazine that she's a "dead frog" in bed is a jerk move.
Levine told Russian magazine "Exile" the following: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
I love Jenna's book but come on now, homegirl is massively impaired and she did NOT even write it!!! I don't think she dissed ANYONE's dick size in the entire book, if I recall correctly. And fair enough. My rule has always been, if you hit it, you can't diss it: it reflects badly on both of you...
It is not nice to kiss and tell. Maybe she should do some more kegels? See, it doesn't make anyone look good when you bash the sexual anatomy of your ex.
As long as his dong is useful to him, why worry? It's not that female feelings are really worthy, most of it if they keep coming (no pun intended) back to it. Anyway, 2 inches is standard size.
For reasons I'm not going to get into, my wife knows first hand (and it did NOT involve sexual activity, so stop it) that MM absolutely does not have a micropeen. Jameson was telling the truth, the TV ex is bitter and lying.
In her defense, we have no idea what MM has been saying about ERW. She dumped him so he may have been bitter and talking shit about her and this was just her response (and dick shaming is an easy comeback.)
I have a friend that advised me a long time ago that if a man took care, really good care of a woman orally then he could usually get her to do anything he wanted. Adam should occupy his mouth that way and I bet he would be happy with the results. I refuse to believe Maria's body and those alethic legs could be anything but incredible.
or she could be a bitter ex
ReplyDeleteERW would nevah be a bitch!
ReplyDeleteBut Jenna Jameson said he went down on her for hours. Soooo at least he makes up for what he's lacking? I thought she ALSO said he had a GIANT dick. It's in her book, too lazy to google.
ReplyDeleteyuck talk about adding insult to injury
ReplyDeleteBwaaahaaaahaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Robin Fink ( NIN guitarist), Manson is also great in blow job
ReplyDeleteI'll wait for VIP to confirm...
ReplyDelete@Queen---hey! I was having a NICE dream about James Franco this morning and was woken up by my roommate!!! urggggg I BITCHED her out SO BAD lolll
ReplyDeleteI would NEVER give head to a man named Robin lol
ReplyDeleteTHESE BLINDS ARE NO FUN IF I CAN PROVE THEM OUTRIGHT LIES IN A 30 SECOND GOOGLE SEARCH. She said MASSIVELY ENDOWED. YEARS AGO! How the fuck is that two inches?
ReplyDeletehttp://theroadtogolgotha.yuku.com/topic/2223/My-Night-With-Marilyn-Manson-By-Jenna-Jameson
Derek, Franco for the money. Danny Trejo for husband #2....
ReplyDeleteJenna knows size!
ReplyDeleteSilly, its entirety possible both things are true. It is possible that the always truthful Jenna wrote that. It's also possible that a bitter end would cause someone to engage in some trash talking.
ReplyDeleteBoth can be true. Relatively speaking. Now, Derek, about that dream....
Gross, and totally tmi.
ReplyDeleteWell is ex could be lying because she is bitter. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
ReplyDeleteManson has/had good reputation with the groupies
ReplyDeleteI don't think someone who gets paid to please like Dita Von Teese, would have married a microdick. I call BS.
ReplyDeleteBut Jenna Jameson said he went down on her for hours. Soooo at least he makes up for what he's lacking?
ReplyDeleteGaaaaahhhh!! That he went down on Jameson at all shows he's missing not so much inches as he is brain cells. A cesspool has got to be cleaner than her cooch.
It was drugs, they took lots of drugs that night. She said he literally swallowed handfuls of pills. Which basically almost confirms your missing braincell theory!
DeleteSo that's why Jenna Jameson no longer has any working brain cells in that pretty little head....
ReplyDeleteGood tongue skills can make up for a lot of shortcomings.
ReplyDeleteUm porn stars lie esp if she was otherwise fond of the guy and hoping for another 4 hour session and secondly, maybe he's a grow-er not a show-er.
ReplyDelete@Mango: In MM's defense, Jenna probably hadn't had doctors transition her into the Crypt Keeper by the time he hit it. She was quite the hottie back in the day, before the bolt on tits & ass and the hatchet job on her face.
ReplyDeleteYess! This was many years ago.
DeleteWhy would a woman scorned lie about something that is apparently public knowledge, ie the size of this guy's genitalia, the verdict of which the jury is hung right now.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
DeleteUnless MM had some enhancement himself?
ReplyDeleteI called that one:)))
ReplyDeleteCheers hooray, pass the bottle...
He has dated two Tv actresses--Evan Rachel Wood and Rose McGowan. My guess is he pissed one of them off and this was payback. Women are like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know you can have revenge with the truth, the kind of truths the person who pissed you off desperately wants to keep secret. And don't think men/boys don't do the same thing, please. I remember some really nasty business in high school. Of course sometimes people just do it to be cruel period, no revenge motive required.
ReplyDeleteAdam Levine telling everyone having sex with Maria Sharpova was like having sex with a dead fish.
Oh and Adam I think said that publicly, that might be on video somewhere not just whispers being the scene,
ReplyDelete@Tina, I remember that article. Adam came out looking like a tool. Unless Sharpova was boiling bunnies and calling him a serial killer, blabbing to a magazine that she's a "dead frog" in bed is a jerk move.
ReplyDeleteLevine told Russian magazine "Exile" the following: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
Adam Levine Discusses Why He Broke Up With Maria Sharapova
Gah, I kind of liked him before this sharapova thing?
DeleteWho speaks that way about a person, especially for public consumption?
Ill-bred little shite...
I kinda wanna see the new movie Adam is in---NOT cause of him---but I like Kiera Knightly and Mark Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteDerek - saw it this weekend and it was great. Not your usual rom com or special effects filled blockbuster.
DeleteI love Jenna's book but come on now, homegirl is massively impaired and she did NOT even write it!!! I don't think she dissed ANYONE's dick size in the entire book, if I recall correctly. And fair enough. My rule has always been, if you hit it, you can't diss it: it reflects badly on both of you...
ReplyDeleteIt is not nice to kiss and tell. Maybe she should do some more kegels? See, it doesn't make anyone look good when you bash the sexual anatomy of your ex.
ReplyDeleteAs long as his dong is useful to him, why worry? It's not that female feelings are really worthy, most of it if they keep coming (no pun intended) back to it. Anyway, 2 inches is standard size.
ReplyDeleteWe've all bad mouthed ex's, Evan has become a nasty little thing, by bet is that it was her & not Rose that said this.
ReplyDeleteFor reasons I'm not going to get into, my wife knows first hand (and it did NOT involve sexual activity, so stop it) that MM absolutely does not have a micropeen. Jameson was telling the truth, the TV ex is bitter and lying.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just has a HUGE vagina
ReplyDeleteIn her defense, we have no idea what MM has been saying about ERW. She dumped him so he may have been bitter and talking shit about her and this was just her response (and dick shaming is an easy comeback.)
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he has a tiny wee winkie. He overcompensates with all the drama.
ReplyDeleteNope, not buying it.
ReplyDeleteIf true, he has something in common with an ex of mine who shares his birthday.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that advised me a long time ago that if a man took care, really good care of a woman orally then he could usually get her to do anything he wanted. Adam should occupy his mouth that way and I bet he would be happy with the results. I refuse to believe Maria's body and those alethic legs could be anything but incredible.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say this was Rose that badmouthed him, since it mentions 'charm' in the clue.
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