The boyfriend of this former B list mostly television actress from a hit network show off the air for a couple of years has been texting and met up with this A list diva who thinks of herself as a singer/actress.
I thought Eva is refered to as former A list though. Desperate Housewives was like the biggest thing on tv for a few years there and Eva was the "breakout" star.
Is Eva dating anyone? I thought the last one was from that dating show she produced, but she dropped him, because he wasn't just living off of her, but using her credit cards & taking cash without her permission.
Text sent 6/30/14 2:00 p.m. Hola mi Amor JLo, FYI I'm available for hire. E muey paquito, like u like ur men, and familiar wit NDA's. Even throw in a "non-TransgenderED clause, WTF. I'll be by minana to sign. It's ADDIOS Eva!!! Hahahaha , besame', Señor Jose."
Hmm. Just to make things more interesting, how about Madonna for the A lister? She can sing though, but lip syncs a lot in her concerts, and she isn't very good as an actress despite her repeated attempts.
Though I do have to say I really liked W/E which she directed.
Somebody am JLO?
ReplyDelete*and
DeleteEva Longoria man and Jlo
ReplyDeleteEva has shit luck
DeleteBam. Methinks @sugarbread got it.
ReplyDeleteDAAANG sugarbread, took the words right out of my mouth!! I second that!
ReplyDeleteMr. Jose Baston and Jlo
OOOHHHHH a Latina beatdown, I'd kill to see that one. I got Eva for some reason I don't think JLo is a hood as she lets on.
ReplyDeleteDang Sugar Tits- dats gooood guess.
ReplyDeleteI thought Eva is refered to as former A list though. Desperate Housewives was like the biggest thing on tv for a few years there and Eva was the "breakout" star.
ReplyDeleteFriend of a friend worked on DH. Eva is NOT a nice person. Ergo, bad karma follows her.
ReplyDeleteIs Eva dating anyone? I thought the last one was from that dating show she produced, but she dropped him, because he wasn't just living off of her, but using her credit cards & taking cash without her permission.
ReplyDeleteI thought none of them were supposed to be nice from DH.
ReplyDeleteText sent 6/30/14 2:00 p.m.
ReplyDeleteHola mi Amor JLo,
FYI I'm available for hire. E muey paquito, like u like ur men, and familiar wit NDA's. Even throw in a "non-TransgenderED clause, WTF. I'll be by minana to sign. It's ADDIOS Eva!!! Hahahaha , besame', Señor Jose."
+1 Montana. $5 on Eva... now if only there was footage and a kids pool filled with mud...
ReplyDeleteSouth Bronx >East LA
ReplyDeleteHmm. Just to make things more interesting, how about Madonna for the A lister? She can sing though, but lip syncs a lot in her concerts, and she isn't very good as an actress despite her repeated attempts.
ReplyDeleteThough I do have to say I really liked W/E which she directed.
Sticking with my guess
ReplyDeleteDon't think South Bronx would trump Texas bnr in this case, I think Eva would win that one
ReplyDeleteOh I like the Eva boyfriend creeping with JLo guesses.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the store manager? Bitch fight in Aisle 3.