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This closeted A list just about everything he touches never runs any errands for himself. None. A few weeks ago though he was driving himself which is also rare and stopped at a Starbucks and fell in lust with a guy working there. Our A lister now makes a Starbucks run several times a day just to talk to the guy.
Puff Daddy
ReplyDeleteHe is nyc though
DeleteBut does it specify where he is in the blind?
DeleteSeacrest
ReplyDeleteSeacrest
ReplyDeleteI pray to the heavens above this is tom cruise.
ReplyDeleteWell, you best be sending those prayers straight to Xenu then. I hear it helps to include a fat check! Good luck!!!
DeleteCruise isn't 'A list everything'. He's barely A list movies now.
DeleteJinx
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...and FRIST!
ReplyDeleteAwww leave Ryan alone Ent he's a good guy.
ReplyDeleteYup. Seacrest out!
DeleteKanye or Timberdick
ReplyDeleteMy friend who is with me says not Diddy because black people don't drink coffee let alone go to Starbucks lol (she is black FTR)
ReplyDeleteI used to work at Starbucks and the blacks only ordered frapaccinos or something with tons of syrup and sugar. I kid you not.
DeleteWow. Where do I even begin with this?
Delete1. You may not be aware of this, Derek, but a single member of any given race sharing their PERSONAL opinion(s) about something does not make them a representative of an entire ethnicity or the likes/dislikes of those therein. The fact that you felt that adding the fact that your "friend is black" makes this post any more legitimate is even more absurd.
And 2. "The blacks"? Seriously?!? Wow. This has to be some of the most ignorant and bigoted nonsense that I have seen lately and that's saying something. Were you also keeping track of what types of drinks that all Asian, Hispanic, and Caucasian customers "only" ordered? What a world...
The blacks???? Jesustakethewheel
DeleteAlso re: black people don't swim can't read, don't pick cotton no more, don't drink fine wine, aren't allowed to shop at Hermes ...See Oprah Winfrey About that.
DeleteAlso not a Good idea to Wear a Hoodie in Florida either. . Just saying. . Don't go asking for it black people. ..
PJ, get the joke.
DeleteTravolta? I've never seen him papped out and aboot but eh.
ReplyDeleteI just assume he flies everywhere lol. Though I'd argue Battlefield Earth alone knocks him out of this one.
DeleteSeacrest fits.
ReplyDeleteI would guess Kevin Spacey but it didn't say he beats the barista with stirrer sticks.
ReplyDelete@Seven I feel bad about laughing, but I'm picturing this as poorly-negotiated bdsm scene and not domestic abuse, so it's pretty fucking funny. Thanks for laughs.
DeleteIsn't Diddy supposed to be on the DL?
ReplyDeleteI go to coffee shops daily, black people do come in & order.
Because they're assistants??
DeleteBut do you see them Drink the Coffee? ?
DeleteAh!!!
Only Cappuccino. Or syrupy stuff.
DeleteSpacey isn't closested though; he just doesn't talk about his private life.
ReplyDeleteAll aboard for the latest Cruise cruise.
Cowell
ReplyDeleteWork it Seacrest, Work it!
ReplyDeleteDerek - interesting! Starbucks is what white people do.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise isn't gay! OK?!
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern
ReplyDeletewell then maybe Diddler or Kanye----they seem like the Orange Mocha Frappuccino type ; )
ReplyDeleteNo I like the Skarsgard omft.
DeleteHave a friend that used to be a trainer at LA fitness in Universal City said Secrest was always checking out the boys wouldn't elaborate due to a nondisclosure agreement he signed
ReplyDeleteRusell simmons? He screams closet case to me.
ReplyDelete@Ari, I don't believe Cruise or Will Smith are gay. Not so sure I believe Seacrest is either!
ReplyDeleteAwww, a guy in love.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about his ass (literally), this is romantic.
Seacrest
ReplyDeleteCruise is barely holding onto A
Seacrest or Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteDid Enty ever define "everything"?
ReplyDeleteSeacrest started in radio, didn't like being the butt of numerous jokes there, started hosting AI, opened a restaurant, does the Top 40 Countdown, and unleashed the Kartrashians upon us all.
DeleteIf this isn't him, I'll be shocked.
Tom CRUISE is a butt pirate.
ReplyDelete@PJ---STFU she was sitting on my lap as I typed that---and is telling you to f off at the moment and wants to know what race you are...yeah.
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ReplyDeleteand there are about 50 discussion boards on the net about black people drinking way less coffee than other races. It is kinda funny considering how much coffee white people drink----good for black people coffee is bad for you! I HATE people that have to be PC 24/7----your ur own worst enemies....
ReplyDeleteWhy you hate coffee Derek?
Delete@PJ - THANK YOU! of course Black folks drink coffee. don't be foolish.
ReplyDeletep.s. All MY Black friends know that only white girls fux with pumpkin spiced lattes tho ;)
Only Asians fck with that Chai Spice Latte Shite too fwiw
DeleteAw jeez. Here we go.
ReplyDelete@phantom---no disclosure of your friends race---that is racist and stupid!
ReplyDelete@PJ WTF does being a single mother have to do with anything? I was stating my friends opinion who was with me and felt the fact that she was black was relevant to something we both thought was funny---your not the thought police- your just a bitch!--- and no wonder your single lmao
ReplyDeleteWhere did the single mother bit come from?
Delete*confusion in das spat*
Uh, Derek? Definitely never wrote that I was single or a mother because neither is true but um, OK. As far as the I'm a "bitch" comment? Hell yes I am and will always be a bitch in the face of ignorance! Maybe take the time to actually read a person's response all the way through before responding. Particularly before responding so aggressively. No need to resort to calling names.
DeleteHoly shit. This is getting good. This sorta white, sorta hispanic chick is gonna belly up here with her sugary margarita for the long haul with this bitch fest!!!!
ReplyDelete@PJ - I didn't read his saying his friend is black as anything more than trying to point out that this opinion is not coming from a white guy opining about blacks. It appeared to me to be a light hearted comment that his black lady friend was making. Why are you reading so deeply into it and taking it so personally?
ReplyDeleteAnd I like pumpkin spice. What does that say about me??????
ReplyDeleteMaybe you're part Asian as well...according to other posts. ;)
Delete@Nurse - sounds like you're in touch with your white side's taste in flavored beverages!
ReplyDeletethanks el80ne---that sums it up nicely are more intelligently than I did----
ReplyDeleteAlso - I acknowledge saying "the blacks" sounds old fashioned and like a racist grandpa or something but is it really racist? I mean if a black person owned a restaurant and the customers were mostly black and the owner says something like "well when the whites come in they like their coffee" is that racist? Don't think so.
Also---of course that reader is going to notice what different ethnicities order if she works at Starbucks--she has eyes and a brain and if it is the readers experience that the black people that went to her location like fraps that is an observation--
are we 10 years old now and claiming to be "color blind" to all people?!!?
It's called CULTURE. Those of us who have kids know that at some point during every school year, our munchkins have to do some stupid "culture" project, when they bring in something reflecting their "culture." There is nothing wrong with acknowledging that there are differences between ethnicities, races, sexes, etc! Some people like to only recognize and embrace the "beautiful" parts of culture, like the silk saris from India, silver jewelry from Mexico, etc., but cultures are funny, people! American culture is known around the globe as hot dogs, hamburgers and apple pies, among other things. Does that mean we all like those things? Of course not, but those things are very much a part of our culture. Stereotypes also exist for a reason. People didn't make up the "Oh. My. GAWD." accent for white girls for no reason, just like the writers on SNL didn't pull the whole "Oh, yeah…pass the Hennessy" skit out of their asses. More whites like certain things, just like more blacks like certain things. For crying out loud, people. If our kids are encouraged to embrace cultural differences, why can't we?
ReplyDelete*Grabs Dr. Pepper and popcorn and sits down for a spell.*
ReplyDeleteReesie, move over!
DeleteBring it, derek.
Now I really hope that made sense after my big old hispanic margarita. Meanie? What culture embraces Dr. Pepper and popcorn???
ReplyDelete@NN---I agree--as usual : )
ReplyDeletethe funny thing was when I (or rather we) made the joke about black people not loving Starbucks like white people I JUST KNEW someone was going to get uppity over it---------
I just don't like when readers preach at people for stating something in a manner that they would not. I am all for freedom of speech but don't go around lecturing people and acting like a school marm...its like that transgender situation where people were bitching about the ed at the end---when it is not offensive at all---and it was not even trans people "educating" us common folk---anyways backing away from the computer---have a good night everyone xo
OK, derek. You go have fun with your black friend. LOL!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL! um shes not imaginary I SWEAR I SWEAR! lol
ReplyDeletebesides they say every gay man has a black sassy chick inside them lol
@Derek ...and I have a gay man inside me ;)
DeleteI've never heard that saying, ever.
DeleteGina sz I have heard that and I've lived all over the US (Derek is Canadian) with loads of GBFF's.
DeleteHAWT!
ReplyDeleteNow I want coffee. What do 41 year old white chicks with blond hair drink?
ReplyDeleteSince its 7/11 day I say you go for mimosas or boxed wine in honor of our own sevenofeleven
DeleteWhatever they want.
DeleteThis blondish 51 y/o is actually drinking coffee. :)
ReplyDeleteDerek, why you always drag your friends into your CDaN skirmishes? LOL
I don't know, Sugar! It's so confusing. But you, being a blonde, understand how it feels to be confused, right?! ;-)
ReplyDelete@Naughty Hey, I resemble that remark!
ReplyDeleteA flat white is being made for me right now :)
ReplyDeleteI'm a flat white, astro.
DeleteSugar I am also partial to a piccolo in the afternoon
DeleteWell, I opted for the double espresso. I hope that jibes with the statistics.
ReplyDeleteAnd haha, Naughty Nurse. You don't know how close to correct you are!
I'm a white 40-ish blonde chick and have embraced my SBUX stereotype as deliciously yummy: iced quad nonfat mocha. No whip.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Starbucks is better in the US - I tried it in a couple countries in my region when it was all 'ohhh, that American Starbucks thing is here - wow!' and it tasted awful.
ReplyDeleteWorst one - I asked for a macchiato (ie, should come in an espresso glass) and it came in a milkshake cup with some caramel rubbish latticed over the top. Shudder. And it was not billed as a 'long,' that's just how they roll.
Happy Saturday, people!
Starbucks never took off here, it was a distinct failure lost $143 million because Australians won't drink crappy coffee
DeleteWas that region Africa? Maybe they didn't understand that they are supposed to drink the coffee not pick the beans.
DeleteOh and I think that the Seacrest guess is good - is Cowell really bi, or is he just partial to tight tops that feature his nipples?
ReplyDeletePuritan phone - spellcheck doesn't like the word 'nipples.' Maybe in future I'll use 'udders.'
Alita! So good to see you! :)
ReplyDeleteHaving a drink for our friend Sven of Ven! Looks like I missed this round with our resident Million Dollar Baby. Derek be THROWING ELBOWS
ReplyDelete@Reno: Believe what you like, but the Prince has been getting fresh with the d for a loooong time. I know someone who had to sign a NDA after some drama went down with one of his boy toys. Late 1990s.
Apparently TC's NDA is quite detailed and ironclad I've been told
DeleteAliiiiita!!!!!! Glad to see you and LowKey got the bat signal I sent out!!! Yay!!!
ReplyDelete@Lady. I certainly wouldn't rule it out. There's been others proclaiming he likes the girls though. Bi?
ReplyDeleteHey all! Astro, I finally made it over for a cup of joe. It's almost 8 pm here, so I'm actually enjoying a rum and coke. Summertime party!
ReplyDeleteHey Fru it's al quarter to noon here just took the dogs out, think I will have a cup of tea and some French toast, winter comfort ;)
DeleteRyan Gaycrest. The key clue is everything he touches makes him A list.
ReplyDeleteHey Meanie, hi Lady! Missed my HeisenHugs ;) Wassup?
ReplyDeleteIt's Saturday AM, I have been productive already, so feel good about having a little CDaN time.
Hey Astro! Good weather, eh! I feel good about Starbucks not making it here (or even in NZ). The best was when I lived in Newtown, and the Maccas closed. Thus the locals spaketh! Why would you when there were a 100 North Indian Diners spread throughout King St, with $2.50 good big vego meals? Or that awesome Hare Krishna place.
Hey Alita I am close to Newtown where do you live now?
DeleteHey Astro! I thought you were in the East, close to the city. There, Newtown - it's all very central, which is great for the lifestyle.
DeleteI'm on the northside of the harbour, North shore. Don't stereotype me ;p
I was in Bondi for awhile Alita, now in South Sydney, can walk to the city it's only 4kms. Ha ha no judgement :)
DeleteHi Alita! I'm doing great! Enjoying the beautiful weather! It's nice to see your name pop up! HeisenHugs all around!!! <3
DeleteAlita.. got any interesting gossip on James packer? ?
Delete@hdrexhd: When I was a teenager, I worked in movie theaters. Blacks always wanted their popcorn doused in as much butter as they could get, and that "butter" was motor oil artery clogging sludge. They didn't care.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest because of the everything. I would say tom cruise but he's A+.
ReplyDeleteI drank a Grande Decaf with half and half every day. If there wasn't a Starbucks nearby I got a large decaf. and I was never the "only one" in the Starbucks I went to.
ReplyDeleteJust joining and find it Innneresting that it went from guessing Gaycrest and Will to wherther African Americans drink regular coffee to shitty Starfucks across the globe.
ReplyDeleteWe need our Fancy, Montana, S.Joy and our othher esteemed readers of color to let us know where they stand on this whole coffee debate.
PJ wrote:
ReplyDeleteYou may not be aware of this, Derek, but a single MEMBER of any given race
Derek responded with:
@PJ WTF does being a single MOTHER have to do with anything?
@steph -- that might be the funniest exchange I have ever read here on cdan. Seriously, I am dying.
ReplyDeleteLol you @Steph & @ChopShop. I can't even :D I love coming to CDAN and like to think that I've made quite a few online "friends here. And while generally, as a rule, I don't believe in getting into negative exchanges on the internet, but my heart just cannot tolerate bigotry or what many believe to be this new brand of covert, socially acceptable racism; it's my trigger.
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember Bob and Doug Mackenzie from back in the SCTV days? Completely exaggerated stereotypes of what Canadians are. And guess what? No Canadian I know got offended. We found it pretty funny actually because we knew it was "a joke".
ReplyDeleteAnyway, still on board the Seacrest train. Him and Merv Griffin were a couple for years even my grandma knew it.
well being told off for no reason makes me so mad I cant see or read straight....
ReplyDeletebut........yeah mother thing kinda dumb...
and I am not ignorant PJ---you are!
ReplyDeleteEh, Diddy. So many to choose from.
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