Thursday, July 31, 2014

Blind Item #6

Apparently men are not the only customers who enjoy a happy ending. This B+ list mostly television actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special place she goes to get massages and the women there provide our actress a special service for which she tips several hundred bucks a visit.

23 comments:

  1. Elisha cuthbert. Happy endings and all.

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  2. I was gonna say, sounds good. Then i thought if this were a man, we'd say ewww. I guess i have been snared by the old double standard. Im guessing mimi.

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  3. Only cuz I think she'd have to pay...

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  4. Can the blind be any vaguer?

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  5. You know, I don't have a problem with this... why should the men have all the fun?

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  6. I'd give Paquin a happy ending massage. For chicks, would it be a Rub & Rub? I would give her a good scrubbing on the table shower and provide Asian at no extra charge.

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  7. Melissa McCarthy, the special is a sammich (yes I know that I am a c#unt)

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  8. But that would take another hour on the table. Or maybe I'm just unusually slow in my happy endings ;-)

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  9. this is a recycled variation of the pussy eating salesgirls at Barney's blind item that was never revealed.

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  10. @ astra

    "Asian" = oral sex

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  11. @Astra & Hairydawg: Asian is Rimming, named so because it is a frequent occurrence at Asian massage parlors.

    French is Oral Sex, Greek is Buttsecks and Russian is Titty Fucking.

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  12. Queen Latifah. Started on TV, back on TV, and nominated for Chicago.

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