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This is strange even for this married A+list singer/diva. She went into a rage and screamed and yelled for an hour because she apparently put too much perfume on and couldn't decide whether to take another bath or change clothes or just leave it the way it was. This woman seriously needs some help.
Mariah?
ReplyDeleteMariah does love her baths LOL, and this implies that she had just taken a bath
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ReplyDeleteYes..and her ion...and apparently, lots of very expensive, I'm sure partum..let's call it..Eau de Kray Kray
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ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, she probably would have just gone naked tho.
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DeleteLOL! No bath or perfume could get rid of the stench of sticky icky that follows in RiRi's wake!
DeleteI remember back in the day I used to get all paranoid when people would say that I smelled good. I couldn't tell if they were referring to my signature scent (Mugler's "Alien") or the OG
1000% Mimi. Ugh. It's really a shame when people start to believe their own self-created hype. The 90s and your once incredible talent have been over for quite a while girl...Sad.
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ReplyDeleteMimi! and Ive been in predicaments like that! Try one some nasty cologne in a department store and ya cant get rid of it...
ReplyDeleteYou're onto something Derek. Maybe she had to sample her own perfume line and just COULD NOT bear the stank. Case closed!!!
DeleteI've never gotten Mimi's appeal. In fact, her popularity was something I missed entirely. I could name a few Britany Spears songs but not MC.
ReplyDelete@ Dexamyl... I totally agree. And from a vocal ability standpoint, mariah is an incredible singer. Her range is out of this world but I've never really dug her music. I almost feel like she isnt picking the right songs to accentuate her talent. Stylistically shes never found her niche. Ive always felt this way about beyonce too. Britney and rihanna have found their niche and even though their voices are shit next to mariah, stylistically they are miles ahead of bey and mariah imo.
DeleteAnd if you believe all the blinds you read, Mariah uses a brand new towel every time and disposes of it rather than have it washed. She has a staffer who's responsible for ordering towels.
ReplyDelete@Dexamyl, you can remember Britany Spears ok singing but not Mimi, one of the powerhouses in singing voices? Really?
ReplyDelete@Eros-I think if Mariah and Christina classed up their acts and chose good songs for their voices, they would reach a brand new audience. Mariah would do great with a Vegas type show, not as cheesy as Celine Dion, but with nice gowns and flattering arrangements.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid every little girl wanted to be Mariah, but that was still when she was with Matola, & before she went over the deep end and got desperate & starting screwing for songs & producers.
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ReplyDeleteMariah can really sing, unlike most pop stars. She could've gone into Opera or Broadway & been successful.
ReplyDelete@Eros, I've always thought the same thing. Mariah's vocal range is incredible, she could do opera without blinking. I heard her once holding a note that was incredible.
ReplyDeleteI have a "quietish" voice and the few times I ever shout or speak loudly, I get a sore throat. I can't imagine a singer of Mimi's caliber shouting for a full hour.
Thank you for that last line, Enty. I get so sick of this kind of obviously unhinged behaviour being passed off merely as "diva" behaviour. No…this isn't being a diva, this is being a crazy person.
ReplyDeleteAnd my vote is for Mariah.
MY FAVORITE TRIBUTE TO MARIAH
ReplyDeleteHer voice and range is incredible. We ALL sound like this next to her...
@Lady--lol---that is me in the car!
ReplyDeleteOh Mimi, darling, no worries. Its OUR privilage to smell you!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha - I am an over-sprayer and I DON'T CARE!
ReplyDeleteI think this is what is known as a 'pick an eastcoast city' shower. Using heavy cologne/perfume to mask the sticky/sweaty/stinky smell in hot/humid conditions. I first heard it referred to as a Boston shower but probably from someone from NYC.
ReplyDeletetexas rose - I believe the original was 'French Shower,' as a British pejorative from the just pre-Renaissance times.
DeleteBut probably only because everyone else was still quite happy with the stench; at least the French aristocrats were *trying* to smell a little nicer.
And the big pins in big hair - designed to scratch lice itchies, without damaging your wig 'do. With all the weaves going on, it's just one bad lousey summer for those pins to make a BIG comeback. We should invest.
Mariah. No wonder Nick has his parade of gals in a cabana.
ReplyDeleteDid Mimi apply too much Hello Kitty Bathtime Bubbles?
ReplyDeleteugh. she's the absolute worst.
Mariah loves her bath salts!
ReplyDeleteYou can't expect Mimi to worry about these details, she has so much to worry about. Her ensembles, walking, how to get down the stairs after getting sewn into her dress.
ReplyDeleteKathryn Heigel for the win.
ReplyDeleteSounds like she just needed some coffee. Too soon, derek? ;-)
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ReplyDeleteAging is hell, it's making her extra crazy. I feel sorry for Mimi, at this point.
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