This former A+ list mostly movie actor who gets to stay as A list because of his name spent about $100K setting up his own private porn movie this weekend. He is out of town and hired a group of women to participate with him being the star and had a crew film the whole thing.
Jack Nicholson.
ReplyDeletemakes me respect Lyle Lovett just a little bit more smh
ReplyDeletebet they were good christian girls though
ReplyDeleteI'll watch Ghost Rider in Action.
ReplyDeleteHow could that stay secret?
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ReplyDeleteLike always..VIP for the win
ReplyDeletePossible title?
ReplyDeleteBrave Hard
LOL I wonder if in Scotland, they call a condom in use " a di*k in a kilt"?
DeleteOh come on, Lethal Weapon doesn't even need a name change!
DeleteLotta - How about 'The Boston Pancake Party'?
Delete@texas - you're so evil! But I like it
DeleteGet it Mel! I be doin the same shit if I had your money.
ReplyDeleteTry Greece next time Mel. Since their economy is in the shitter, you can get some hot Greek action at a reasonable price. Like a couple hundred to have a chick to use while you take a week long Mediterranean cruise. For a guy like me, the savings would be eaten up in airfare, but for a rich dude like you, you could hire a couple guys to stack yer used whores in the Parthenon.
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ReplyDelete@vip. no offense but i think she wanted a easy like sunday morning dck pick.. or maybe that was me..
ReplyDeletedo you have the charli hunam reveal commercial b4 it was pulled down??
Why wouldn't Mel take the 20 minute drive to the the porn capital of tbe US, our San Fernando Valley?
ReplyDeleteMakes me think this could be someone who lives mostly somewhere besides L.A. And / or married.
The apparent need to do this "out of town" and all.
Mark Wahlberg could work. (Dirk?)
@syf. amurrican women would want more money, be to difficult, etc
ReplyDeletecosta rican probably just shut it and spread it
Laffin!!!
DeleteAnd SOME American woman take offense to being called "Sugar Tits". (Betches!!)
Not me!!
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ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteWas there a jacuzzi on set?
ReplyDeleteI think it blew away
DeleteThe set director was a glum cunt.
DeleteNic Cage
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, in Mel Gibson's head...
ReplyDelete(ie dude's looking rough! And not in a good way)
@Reno
ReplyDeleteHa! For a second there I thought you were having another Melissa Joan Hart moment
I wonder why he would film it??? he has enough cash that he could set up an orgy like this every night?? Hard to imagine him sitting around jacking off to this- wait- I guess he could use it when he gets really old and and can't get it up any longer.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha!
ReplyDelete@Texas: He filmed it so he can write it off. He got the production company still taking in tons of residuals.
ReplyDeleteCount - that doesn't make sense. He spent $100K to get writeoff for taxes so save him $50K?? He could have gotten 10 beatiful Czech model/escorts for less than $10K (or maybe even free since he is Mel.)
ReplyDeleteIt is a hobby. Dude likes to make movies and direct, he just combining it with sex.
ReplyDeleteI can buy that Count.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone pay that kind of money to make a porn? The masterpiece that is swap.avi was made for 5k! Whatever kind of porn this is, it cannot possibly beat that.
ReplyDeleteYears ago I would have gladly done a porn with Mel but now..He's looking rough and he's such a jerk now though.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Nic Cage, maybe he's trying to re-enact 9mm
ReplyDeleteIf it is Mel, someone tell the Vatican, so they can take away the Catholic Church this colossal hypocrite runs. It's the old fashioned type where the women must cover their heads and the Priest says the mass in Latin.
ReplyDelete@Studio: Weren't those churches excommunicated? I know one time I went to a church that did high Latin mass, while on vacation, and the next week my grandmom was all bugged out that she had to go to confession, because she found out they had been excommunicated.
ReplyDeleteYuck. I've attended the Karlovy Vary festival several times. I can't believe they are awarding that shitbag. My favorite year there was when Michael Douglas was honored, and Lebowski premiered.
ReplyDeleteMel allegedly hates Russian and Ukrainian women now, so Czech ladies better fucking RUN like Gump.
Karlovy Vary is a little spa town that has historically been where rich German men go to take their pick of the young Czech women. A lot of them would jump on a chance to be the next Oksana. Barf.
Hey...if they're all adults and all willing participants...who cares.
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