This B- list celebrity offspring from a true A+ list couple no longer together was doing lines under the table with his girlfriend at a recent award show. He seemed fine after a few while the girlfriend was a mess. A big mess.
Hopper was caught selling the Vicodin he'd been prescribed after his wisdom teeth were taken out. There's a big difference between a kid wanting to make a buck (surprise, surprise, he doesn't have access to dad's unlimited funds) and a kid actually being into opiates. And for the record, cocaine is peanuts compared to opiates.
Admittedly I should reread sometimes, forgot about "no longer together." This seems in poor taste since Natasha died. But he was clubbing with Lohan in December and that's the entire reason for my guess. Likely not him, don't think he's B+ anything unless by name.
@Zippo I think you’re right. I would add: Robin Wright and Penn cut off their kids financially because they didn’t wanted them to become trust fund Hollywood kids (even if I’m sure they have very rich trust funds). For the record: when they got divorced they divided in equal parts their 120 million fortune (by California law), so considering Penn hasn't been working much and Robin instead has made big bucks with House of Cards and is working steadily maybe Hopper would be asking his mother some cash.
@derek Tom and Rita are still together and I hope they will keep on going forever. I love them as a couple (no matter the BI about them being swingers or whatever)
I don't know that any off the offspring mentioned so far are B- celebs. I'll toss out Brody Jenner. When his Mom and Dad were together they may have touched A+ status for a hot minute.
Does an offspring have to do something on their own to be B-? I know these kids exist but if they aren't performers or in reality shows or even in tabloids do they get a rating? For example Rumor Willis has a ranking as an actress but why would Tallulah have one. She's offspring but how do you assign her a letter? How did Hopper earn his B-?
Goldie and Kurt son
ReplyDeleteWyatt.
DeleteThey're still together
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ReplyDeletePossibly, he is a recovering addict.
DeleteEvan Ross
ReplyDeleteScratch that, Evan's father died :(
DeleteMax Spielberg-Steven and Amy Irving's son?
ReplyDeleteHopper Penn?
ReplyDeletePatrick Schwarzenegger
ReplyDeleteSean Penn and Robin Wright's son.
ReplyDeleteHopper Penn sounds right @Jessi. He got busted with narcotics at his Malibu school four years ago when he was sixteen.
DeleteHopper was caught selling the Vicodin he'd been prescribed after his wisdom teeth were taken out. There's a big difference between a kid wanting to make a buck (surprise, surprise, he doesn't have access to dad's unlimited funds) and a kid actually being into opiates. And for the record, cocaine is peanuts compared to opiates.
DeleteJack Sarandon Robbins.
ReplyDeleteI think there's something wrong with me. The only name I have is Desi Arnaz Jr.
ReplyDelete@Mark. No worries. But, Welcome to 2014!
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Connor Cruise. That DJ lifestyle is messy
ReplyDeleteHopper Penn And I can't even type that name with a straight face.
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ReplyDeleteAdmittedly I should reread sometimes, forgot about "no longer together." This seems in poor taste since Natasha died. But he was clubbing with Lohan in December and that's the entire reason for my guess. Likely not him, don't think he's B+ anything unless by name.
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ReplyDelete@Zippo I think you’re right. I would add: Robin Wright and Penn cut off their kids financially because they didn’t wanted them to become trust fund Hollywood kids (even if I’m sure they have very rich trust funds). For the record: when they got divorced they divided in equal parts their 120 million fortune (by California law), so considering Penn hasn't been working much and Robin instead has made big bucks with House of Cards and is working steadily maybe Hopper would be asking his mother some cash.
ReplyDelete@derek Tom and Rita are still together and I hope they will keep on going forever. I love them as a couple (no matter the BI about them being swingers or whatever)
ReplyDeleteRobert Downey Jr's son? I don't know who the ex/mother is though
ReplyDeleteI don't know that any off the offspring mentioned so far are B- celebs. I'll toss out Brody Jenner. When his Mom and Dad were together they may have touched A+ status for a hot minute.
ReplyDeleteBlow always seems to hit chicks harder than dudes.
ReplyDeleteChaz bono popped into my head..bizarre
ReplyDeleteDoes an offspring have to do something on their own to be B-? I know these kids exist but if they aren't performers or in reality shows or even in tabloids do they get a rating? For example Rumor Willis has a ranking as an actress but why would Tallulah have one. She's offspring but how do you assign her a letter? How did Hopper earn his B-?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she looked like a mess because she was multi-tasking under the table.
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