Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Blind Item #4

This B- list celebrity offspring from a true A+ list couple no longer together was doing lines under the table with his girlfriend at a recent award show. He seemed fine after a few while the girlfriend was a mess. A big mess.

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  1. Goldie and Kurt son

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    1. Possibly, he is a recovering addict.

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    1. Scratch that, Evan's father died :(

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  4. Max Spielberg-Steven and Amy Irving's son?

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  5. Patrick Schwarzenegger

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  6. Sean Penn and Robin Wright's son.

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    1. Hopper Penn sounds right @Jessi. He got busted with narcotics at his Malibu school four years ago when he was sixteen.

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    2. Hopper was caught selling the Vicodin he'd been prescribed after his wisdom teeth were taken out. There's a big difference between a kid wanting to make a buck (surprise, surprise, he doesn't have access to dad's unlimited funds) and a kid actually being into opiates. And for the record, cocaine is peanuts compared to opiates.

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  7. Jack Sarandon Robbins.

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  8. I think there's something wrong with me. The only name I have is Desi Arnaz Jr.

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    1. @Mark. No worries. But, Welcome to 2014!

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  9. Connor Cruise. That DJ lifestyle is messy

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  10. Hopper Penn And I can't even type that name with a straight face.

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    1. Admittedly I should reread sometimes, forgot about "no longer together." This seems in poor taste since Natasha died. But he was clubbing with Lohan in December and that's the entire reason for my guess. Likely not him, don't think he's B+ anything unless by name.

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  12. @Zippo I think you’re right. I would add: Robin Wright and Penn cut off their kids financially because they didn’t wanted them to become trust fund Hollywood kids (even if I’m sure they have very rich trust funds). For the record: when they got divorced they divided in equal parts their 120 million fortune (by California law), so considering Penn hasn't been working much and Robin instead has made big bucks with House of Cards and is working steadily maybe Hopper would be asking his mother some cash.

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  13. @derek Tom and Rita are still together and I hope they will keep on going forever. I love them as a couple (no matter the BI about them being swingers or whatever)

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  14. Robert Downey Jr's son? I don't know who the ex/mother is though

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  15. I don't know that any off the offspring mentioned so far are B- celebs. I'll toss out Brody Jenner. When his Mom and Dad were together they may have touched A+ status for a hot minute.

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  16. Blow always seems to hit chicks harder than dudes.

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  17. Chaz bono popped into my head..bizarre

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  18. Does an offspring have to do something on their own to be B-? I know these kids exist but if they aren't performers or in reality shows or even in tabloids do they get a rating? For example Rumor Willis has a ranking as an actress but why would Tallulah have one. She's offspring but how do you assign her a letter? How did Hopper earn his B-?

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  19. Maybe she looked like a mess because she was multi-tasking under the table.

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