This former A list singer who has dated lots and lots of A list celebrities and actresses walked into an urgent care center last week. Apparently he was getting candle wax dripped on him and two whole candles landed on him and burned his chest hair. Pretty badly.
Mayer
ReplyDeleteAnd it probably wasn't wax.
DeleteLOL!!
DeleteJohn Mayer
ReplyDeleteKravitz
ReplyDeleteSo much for HPPA laws and doctor patient confidentiality! J*sus.
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY people/person there who could possibly know why he was in to be seen would be those who treated him so, shame on them and they should have their licenses removed immediately. Medical blinds are not cool...
Famous people just don't have confidentiality
DeleteSucks for themm
Or maybe another patient who saw him in the A+E.
DeleteWas it Kelly Clarkson bad, though?
ReplyDeleteHe needs some Eskimo ass pie for that wax. @texas rose ;-)
ReplyDeleteAmateur.
ReplyDeleteDoes Chris Martin have chest hair?
ReplyDeleteThe person who was dripping the wax could have told too.
ReplyDeleteSucks if it was the medical staff though. That just isn't right.
Andre' Bocelli. (He didn't see it coming.)
ReplyDeleteRod Stewart
ReplyDelete"Hot Wax, you're wearing me out...."
That counting crows guy?
ReplyDeleteThis is john Mayer. He has probably bragged about it to half of Hollywood by now.
ReplyDeleteJustin T.?
ReplyDeletedunno
ReplyDeleteRobin Thicke, who hasn't had that nest of hair thrust at them while he sings?
ReplyDeleteThere is no sex scenario (with all consenting adults) that anyone could suggest involving John Mayer that I wouldn't find at least somewhat plausible. Shit? I heard that one *years* ago. Perez Hilton? Also old. Huffily demanding rim jobs after taking a dump? Yup.
ReplyDeleteThis just sounds like he had a slow Wednesday.
I don't think you need medical care for burning your chest hair. It'd have to be his chest itself.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly!
DeleteGiada will blow on it and make him feel better. Awww.
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