Blind Item #11
Now that this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit franchise has had sex with this former A list tweener/gun owner he is willing to go back to this other former A list tweener who has been texting him constantly about trying to work things out. She doesn't know about the gun owner.
Selena and Demi Lovato for the girls since they hate each other now.
ReplyDeleteNah demi is dickmatized by Wilmer
DeleteOrlando Bloom & Selena
ReplyDeleteWho is the other former A tweener texting him?
DeleteLiam Helmsworth/Selena Gomez/Miley
ReplyDeleteThat's a good guess. Can't see Miley wanting him back though. She seems like the type that once she's done with somebody she's done with them. Guys, girls, relationships or friends.
DeleteThere was a recent article with Liam saying he would always love Miley. Guessing that might be the source of this.
DeleteGood guess!
DeleteActually my first thought too. Excellent Meg.
DeleteMiley has been taking shots at selena work weeks now. She must know something. Liam needs Miley back for her connections. His movies are bombing and people are tired of his attitude
DeleteJumping on Meg's train.
ReplyDeleteGun owner?
ReplyDeleteEnty is referencing a bi yesterday about Selena buying a gun.
DeleteSelena has a stalker that has been arrested trespassing at her house.
DeleteJust went back to look.... LOLOLOL
DeleteLena got a gun. Whole world's come undone.
DeleteAaron Carter, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff
ReplyDeleteWait, I think I did this wrong...
Yep, Miley Selena, Hemsworth.
ReplyDeleteAnd yep, I too, would think Mimey had moved on too far to go back, BUTT...
Miley, not "Mimey". Crickey!
DeleteWell mimey fits if you give her a "We're # 1" foam finger, LOL
DeleteRofl. ^5
DeleteLots of dark eye make up. Rough face fucking until tears and eyeliner are streaming down her face. Rough anal with her facing a mirror.
ReplyDeleteHands on her face holding her eye lids open while yelling, "See what cocaine makes you do? Huh? Pathetic fucking coke whore. Do you like this? Is this what you want to be?"
The verbal abuse is what will break her down. The sexual abuse is just to reaffirm your words, as she relives the experience the next day, each time she notices the soreness.
U mad Bro?
DeleteOrlando and Selena. Not sure who the other tweeter is.
ReplyDeleteGood guesses.
ReplyDelete@Reno I'm just gonna assume you're including my 00's tweener throwback in this and preen under your praise. ;-)
DeleteThis sounds like a plot to a very bad teen movie. One guy, two girls and a gun. All we need now is One Direction to do the soundtrack and we have a block buster on our hands for the tweeners.
ReplyDeleteHaving dated Justin Bieber should automatically disqualify you from owning a gun. This country will give guns to ANYONE, which is horrifying since half of the people in this country are the most stupid people on the planet.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb: We can take guns away from the stupid the same time we take voting away from the stupid. We can use the same test SFW Voter Literacy Test
ReplyDeleteGuns shouldn't be so freely available to anyone., stupid or not. They still will be though.
ReplyDeleteCount, having a bad day?
Nah, Skippy. My day been pretty good. Dunkin Donuts, Internet Time, Lawn Mowing, Picked Up My Kid, Chicken Parm Dinner, True Blood. Whole buncha win. Now I get to figure out if this Leftovers show is worth watching or not.
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomez and...
ReplyDeleteColin Feral and Annie Oakley.
ReplyDeleteI'm on going with Meg's guess too.
ReplyDeleteLiam/Miley and Selema.