Ali Lohan Is Trying Singing Again

About once a year, maybe a little longer, Ali Lohan's name pops up into the news. I think it is about that length of time before Michael and Dina Lohan decide to be nice to each other for a few weeks and ask which kid they can make money off of so they can keep living well without having to get a real job. Inevitably after they get done cursing Lindsay for not giving them a cut of her escort money they look at Ali. A few years ago Ali was going to be a singer and even got a reality show so mom and dad could cash in while the world watched her crash and burn at it. Then she tried the world of modeling. Her career in modeling seemed to consist solely of her staying for long periods of time in Asia and doing what seemed like a lot of private fashion shoots for wealthy people. Now, it is time for Ali to try her hand at singing again and Dina and Michael have decided their best money grab is with country music. Apparently they found some record label dumb enough to offer a $120K advance which would leave Ali about $50 to record an album after mom and dad split the rest. Not content with that kind of money, Dina and Michael are still shopping Ali around and won't settle until they have exploited her at what they perceive to be her fair market value.