Monday, July 21, 2014
Adam Levine Got Married
Adam Levine surprised a lot of people by actually going through with his wedding to Behati Prinsloo. After dating seemingly the entire planet of women and more Victoria's Secret models than Leonardo DiCaprio, Adam tied the knot this weekend in Mexico. At a wedding officiated by Jonah Hill and attended by over 300 people, including Robert Downey Jr., and Jason Segel, the Maroon 5 front man finally got married. It must have been hard for Behati to find bridesmaids, most of whom are Victoria's Secret models, who had not slept with Adam, but she persevered and found them and guests got to hair Adam sing a duet with Stevie Nicks at the reception. It sounds like one huge party of a reception and I wonder how many no's Jonah heard when hitting on all the women.
Color me shocked!!
ReplyDeletecounting down to the divorce
ReplyDeletestart now 3-2-1.....
Oh hayyy, Adam!
ReplyDeleteLuv this pic VIP! Thx. Doesn't the hand belong to one of his ex's?
DeleteIdk. His yoga body is hot without a doubt, but I'm not all that interested in anything that could be entirely covered up by that relatively small hand!
DeleteI wanna hair that duet
ReplyDeleteI haired it wasn't any good
DeleteThat flora place in Mexico looks nice
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You can colour me surprised while you're at it. Mazel tov!
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill officiated? Oh brother.
ReplyDelete@Omar - right??? What's the "eye roll" emoticon?
ReplyDeleteSo I'm not the only 1, "got to hair Adam sing a duet"?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe she accepted the proposal right after he got back from a vacation with another VS model?!
All the current VS models just blend together. She's just another with the face of a todler.
Jonah must of been ordained online by, "Universal Life Church".
ReplyDeleteAt least she doesn't have the face of a 12 year old boy like most models, but yeah couldn't pick her out of a line up & I saw her on "Fashion Police". She made excueses on there about his screwing around.
Congrats!
ReplyDeleteAt least he did right by this relationship
I wonder if there was 1 guest who really thinks this will last.
ReplyDeleteWedding in Mexico. Jonah Hill officiating. Something tells me this wasn't a legal wedding, and when she goes to divorce for alimony, he will laugh in her face.
ReplyDeleteBecause nothing sez "fidelity forever" than marrying a rock star. Just ask Kate Hudson!
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't Chris' fault, Guido. A guy can only say 'No" so often. It's also hard to say no while wasted on smack
DeleteAnyone know what nationality her name is? It sounds Indian, but she sure doesn't look Indian.
ReplyDeleteNever, ever got his appeal.
@figgy Wikipedia says she's from Namibia :)
DeleteI have complete face-blindess with her, and every time I see her I think "HER?". She is my Ann Plant.
ReplyDeleteI've been seeing a lot of pictures of them this weekend and I can't get past how big Adam's head is compared to hers. He is shorter, but his face is a lot bigger than her face.
ReplyDeletenot surprised he's a big whore, I am most surprised that a singer can actually sing, so many are just pretty or lucky I guess. it sounds like she looks the other way and he gets to do what he wants.
ReplyDelete@Figgy
ReplyDeleteShe's South African but she was raised in Namibia
Getting married won't change him one bit. I still think he's the answer to a blind that likes pin thin models in public but bangs us real " plus size" ones
ReplyDeletegood for them. hope it works. perhaps hes just tired of the dating scene and she is the coolest chick hes come across in a while. maybe there is something very serene about her.
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats!
ReplyDelete( FTN Jonah Hill is the brother of Marron5's manager,the guy who was married 5 sec to Francesca Eastwood)
I am so tired of all of my friends posting pics of him all over Facebook. Like figgy, I absolutely do NOT get the appeal.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I worship Stevie, but I still side-eye her involvement with the douchecanoe.
thanks French Girl I wondered what the connection was to Levine and Hill
ReplyDeleteStevie is resurrecting her career - appearances on Amercian Horror Story Coven etc etc.
ReplyDeleteI give it 8 months. A year tops.
ReplyDeleteHe's gross and she's a plain jane
ReplyDeleteI give this one year max
I'm with you @ Tara - Her??
That is a hot piece of ass. Guy is a douche though.
ReplyDeleteDepends on how quick she gets pregnant.
ReplyDeleteLol at how many "No's" Jonah heard!!
ReplyDeleteWhen's the bebeh due?
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ReplyDeleteIs it me or is that a poorly tucked bulge on her in this pic?! God, we can only hope!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis wedding sounds like a whole lot of pretentious
ReplyDeleteAnother doomed Hollywood marriage.
ReplyDeleteHollywood shouldn't breed and should never marry. They destroy the lives of children and they all end up cheating and divorcing.
She looks like she has a penis in that dress.
ReplyDeleteIf this girl knows what's good for her she'll get knocked up asap because this ain't lasting more than a few years, at which point she'll be too old to get back into modeling.
ReplyDeleteLong time lurker but just had to come on and agree with Ri - that's a dong for sure, ain't it?!??!!?
ReplyDeleteIf this girl knows what's good for her she'll get knocked up asap because this ain't lasting more than a few years, at which point she'll be too old to get back into modeling.
ReplyDeletesounds like a circus act...give up 5 years tops
ReplyDeletethis should last
ReplyDeleteLol! This was funny to read Enty.
ReplyDeleteCmon... give the guy a break. Levines a rehabilitated player. ;)
How do you pronounce her name? Is it pronounced like BEE-HOTTIE or BAY-HAYTY? I've never been able to figure that out.
ReplyDelete@Jason Here she is saying her name :)
DeleteWell, if Adam Levine doesn't intend to let getting married stop him from sleeping with models, it wouldn't be such a sacrifice to go through with it.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, congrats! I don't care, I love him.
ReplyDeleteI just can't figure out why he picked her to marry out of all the interchangeable people. Maybe she agreed to a lifetime of threesomes and an open relationship.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. That's the only thing I can figure.
How many bets for the divorce? I give it a year tops.
ReplyDeletethanks, VIP. I love that picture of him!!
ReplyDeleteThat is an unfortunate shape in the groin area of her dress.
ReplyDeleteJeez ladies
ReplyDeletecant a girl walk around in a tight dress that accentuates her dick without u jealous women being so very catty?
kidding...lol
Her name does sound Indian, but she is from South Africa, and her name is South African... She mentioned the meaning behind her name on an episode of Fashion Police.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest I'm not surprised he married her. When I read that Johah Hill officiated I thought this was a joke post.
ReplyDeleteThey got married in Mexico huh? Is that the same as getting married in Bali? Mick?
Maybe because she's plain Jane, it will work and last.
ReplyDelete"Package delivery for Adam Levine"
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