We have proclaimed Ms. TTM to be the Duchess of CDaN. we also have Count and VIP as King and Queen. Kristin is CDaN princess. Derek wants to be a Prince. I am a pissant. And we still have royal positions to be filled.
Yes, and please take away the tooth faires patent on the name. Other faires are offended that she places " Tooth" in front of the word fairy it's high offensive.
25 cents... I use to be so jealous of kids at school who got a dollar bill from their tooth fairy. But we were poor and I was raised by a single mom so eh.
I know a guy whose mom called and bitched out another mom when her daughter received THREE chapter books from the tooth fairy. I'd do it (the bitching out), too.
25 cents. My kids would get a dollar. I made the mistake of doing dollar bill origami one time. I thought they would think it was neat. Big mistake. Then it was expected of the Tooth Fairy. Lesson for the day... don't set precedents you aren't willing to follow through on.
Charlie-that's so funny!! Those are the type of things you need to learn from other Parents..so glad I listen to the mistakes/challenges of parents who have older kids
@SandyBrook I am indeed. I figure we get all the fin of being around the royals and mingling with them but don't have the responsibility of ruling a nation. Or worrying about the hem lengths of our skirts & flashing people.
All princesses have to do is be pretty and get married and produce heirs and heiresses. No longer required to inbreed. Ok AJ (sounds a bit like a Jersey girl)
Oh and I got a DC Super Powers Green Lantern figure for my first lost tooth. The figure is now in a plastic case hanging on a peg board across the room from me as I type along with the rest of the Super Powers and Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars figures from 84-86. (Including foreign exclusives. The peg board right now is worth over 3 grand easy. Remember folks, stocks go down in value but people will always be willing to pay big bucks for the toys from their childhood)
@Kristin Already have the Christmas special. It's a Christmas tradition to watch it, it's the modern day "Charlie Brown Christmas". Plus, isn't that the show we learned that Adam's Mom, Queen Marlena, was originally from Earth?
.25 That seemed to be the neighborhood standard. Then there was that dick of a Mother who thought she was better than everyone else and gave her kids 1.00.
I can't remember but this is very topical for me as my son just lost his first tooth. He got $2 in quarters (because that seems like more $ than a toonie) and some floss and a really cool atlas. The Tooth Fairy left a note explaining that the book was special for the first tooth and a mom has already bitched me out because her kid was jealous of the book.
I can't remember but this is very topical for me as my son just lost his first tooth. He got $2 in quarters (because that seems like more $ than a toonie) and some floss and a really cool atlas. The Tooth Fairy left a note explaining that the book was special for the first tooth and a mom has already bitched me out because her kid was jealous of the book.
25 cents :(
ReplyDeleteSo lucky! The Rock didn't leave me anything.
DeleteYou've done this one before Enty. Or else déjà vue
ReplyDeleteVu
DeleteAgain?
ReplyDeleteNickle
ReplyDeleteNickel even...
DeleteNone the tooth fairy doesn't care about the poor
ReplyDelete#FirstWorldPovertyProbs
Yep. Some places the Tooth Fairy just doesn't visit.
DeleteNo money but got a new Battle Cat doll.
ReplyDeleteCareful Wiglet! You may inadvertently summon Skeletor....
Delete*action figure! I meant action figure! Nooooo skeletooooor...
Delete*lightening*
*fartsound*
Lol! Oh I think that cartoon would be WAY better with sound effects done by Wiglet.
DeleteTNC, you'd think there'd be a Skeletor Fart gif somewhere on the internet, but alas, nothing.
DeleteWell get on that Wiglet!!
DeleteI got a class ring.
ReplyDeleteWe have proclaimed Ms. TTM to be the Duchess of CDaN.
ReplyDeletewe also have Count and VIP as King and Queen.
Kristin is CDaN princess. Derek wants to be a Prince. I am a pissant. And we still have royal positions to be filled.
Heh heh. Royal positions. Filled.
DeleteCan I please be the Royal Antidisestablishmentarian? I just want to be the Ireland to your England. The Rasputin to your Czar if you will.
DeleteHas the position of Lady in Waiting been filled yet ?
DeleteSandy. I am as English as they come. A mere step away from royalty by default. But sadly I don't believe in position through privilege. So you lose.
DeleteI'll stick with being the God/ess of Mischief ;)
DeleteI think tooth fairy is a pejorative, highly offensive term. Somebody get Harry Reid and Maria Cantwell to make a federal case to change it.
ReplyDeleteYes, and please take away the tooth faires patent on the name. Other faires are offended that she places " Tooth" in front of the word fairy it's high offensive.
Delete25 cents... I use to be so jealous of kids at school who got a dollar bill from their tooth fairy. But we were poor and I was raised by a single mom so eh.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend whose dad gave me a dollar, in the 70s! I wanted to go over there every night and pull a tooth.
ReplyDelete$20
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, some change or $1. I was always jelly of the kids who would get $5. They were practically rich!
$1.00 per tooth. (late 80s, early 90s)
ReplyDeleteI know a guy whose mom called and bitched out another mom when her daughter received THREE chapter books from the tooth fairy. I'd do it (the bitching out), too.
ReplyDelete25 cents. My kids would get a dollar. I made the mistake of doing dollar bill origami one time. I thought they would think it was neat. Big mistake. Then it was expected of the Tooth Fairy. Lesson for the day... don't set precedents you aren't willing to follow through on.
ReplyDeleteCharlie - that goddamn tooth fairy letter, swirly writing in copper font, with a fairy picture. Every. Single. Time. Through 3 sets of teeth.
DeleteCharlie-that's so funny!! Those are the type of things you need to learn from other Parents..so glad I listen to the mistakes/challenges of parents who have older kids
Delete$5. It was a good time.
ReplyDeleteA silver dollar.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise known as a "Kartrashian nipple".
DeleteNo AJ it has not are you applying?
ReplyDeleteRiven that is too long a title how does Court Jester sound?
@Sandy I would be honored to be Court Jester. Or Bard would work as well. My greatest contribution to this world is my long winded tangents.
DeleteI am a pissant Violet.
ReplyDeleteI will be Prime Minister Sandy. Voted for by the masses through sheer popularity rather than by fortune of birth. (High opinion of self).
DeleteViolet, please do tell about your lineage, if you can without "sharing" too much. As an American I'm always fascinated by it all.
DeleteSomeone want Princess? I'm not ready for that sort of responsibility.
ReplyDelete@SandyBrook
ReplyDeleteI am indeed. I figure we get all the fin of being around the royals and mingling with them but don't have the responsibility of ruling a nation. Or worrying about the hem lengths of our skirts & flashing people.
I didnt get jack.
ReplyDeleteAll princesses have to do is be pretty and get married and produce heirs and heiresses. No longer required to inbreed.
ReplyDeleteOk AJ (sounds a bit like a Jersey girl)
@Sandy
DeleteTrue. Kinda does sound like some Jersey girls. LOL.
Plus we all know I have the princess dress already so ....
Ok you can be PM.
ReplyDeleteI suppose there can be more then one Court Jester lowkey.
I vote Princess WareCat. Bet she has a great baby maker.
ReplyDeletePrincess of Power!
DeleteBard it is...lowkey is now woke Court Jester. I sm still a pissant.
ReplyDeleteCan I beat people with my bladder onna stick?
DeleteI refuse to wear bells tho.
Well, maybe on special occasions.
Cats makes bebehs almost as well as rabbits.
ReplyDelete@Kristin I have a feeling you'd like what I got the other day http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008XJM6H0/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
ReplyDeleteRowdy yesss! Did you get the bundle with the Christmas special?
DeleteOh and I got a DC Super Powers Green Lantern figure for my first lost tooth. The figure is now in a plastic case hanging on a peg board across the room from me as I type along with the rest of the Super Powers and Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars figures from 84-86. (Including foreign exclusives. The peg board right now is worth over 3 grand easy. Remember folks, stocks go down in value but people will always be willing to pay big bucks for the toys from their childhood)
ReplyDelete@Kristin Already have the Christmas special. It's a Christmas tradition to watch it, it's the modern day "Charlie Brown Christmas". Plus, isn't that the show we learned that Adam's Mom, Queen Marlena, was originally from Earth?
ReplyDeleteOh and my copy was 00002/15,000
ReplyDeleteI got a silver dollar…my mom got 25 cents…
ReplyDeleteOne dime.
ReplyDeleteI am Viscountess of Vice! All bow to my debauchery...
ReplyDeleteI got a class ring in a cloth bag and a broken promise to the prom...
Next time I got a quarter.
.25 That seemed to be the neighborhood standard. Then there was that dick of a Mother who thought she was better than everyone else and gave her kids 1.00.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do you remember that. I thought you were older than 20. I don't even remember when it happened and I'm in my early 30s.
ReplyDelete50 cents, it was 1955. I was thrilled!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA quarter, but that was like getting $2 back in the day.
ReplyDelete@Karen, without sounding like too much of a moron, I'd like to know what a Chapter Book is, and how it differs from a...book. #confusedagain
ReplyDeleteNothing! My family always made it clear there was no tooth fairy, Santa or Easter bunny
ReplyDeleteI can't remember but this is very topical for me as my son just lost his first tooth. He got $2 in quarters (because that seems like more $ than a toonie) and some floss and a really cool atlas.
ReplyDeleteThe Tooth Fairy left a note explaining that the book was special for the first tooth and a mom has already bitched me out because her kid was jealous of the book.
I can't remember but this is very topical for me as my son just lost his first tooth. He got $2 in quarters (because that seems like more $ than a toonie) and some floss and a really cool atlas.
ReplyDeleteThe Tooth Fairy left a note explaining that the book was special for the first tooth and a mom has already bitched me out because her kid was jealous of the book.
$2.
ReplyDelete.25. compound interest today makes this, what, $1.75?
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