THe name is "future husband" I pasted a pic of Brad Pitt and his office address is a plastic surgeons office in manhattan. His ringtone is I love you period by billy Ray Cyrus OT I just read The Message and it changed my life!
His given middle name. I've seen guys phones and they have a cute picture if their s/o but the ring tone is an ugly dog bark! Or the theme song from jaws, why?
BTW, any boric us around here? Do most of you call your men "Papito"? Cubans? Dominican Republic? You do too?
This reminds me of how Diane finds out Alicia and Will are sleeping together. She calls Will while he and Alicia are in bed and then Alicia's phone rings with the ring tone from her daughter 'mom pick up, mom pick up'. Great scene. Sorry, am currently obsessed with The Good Wife.
Bubba De Luv jones...not his name obviously, but I still buy Florida Sportsman subscriptions every year and have it sent to him under that name from Big Booty Tooty...(our mail deliverers crack up)
"A1 Husband" so it's first on the list if there was some sort of emergency. When we took First Aid that ICE (In Case of Emergency) was suggested but I like what I did better.
"A1 Husband" so it's first on the list if there was some sort of emergency. When we took First Aid that ICE (In Case of Emergency) was suggested but I like what I did better.
He's no longer my SO, but when he calls it's his first name and picture of his truck stuck in the sand dunes. I told him to turn right, he never listened.
He's in my phone list twice, once with his actual name - the second as I.C.E. (in case of emergency). That way if I'm dead on the side of the road - they know who to call to come claim me.
There was a thing going around years ago that you put your significant other or parent as an "ICE". In case of Emergency contact in your phone and that Police/Fire other look for the "ICE" to call.
I'm slowly figuring out TTM's phone number. I've been dialing random numbers and then crossing them off the list if it's not hers. I mean, really, how many phone numbers can there be to have to try before I get it right ;)
I won't say what it says, as it's a bit derogatory!(His screen for me says "The Bitch Wife", that I myself put in his phone!) But I will say that my ringtone for him was Alice in Chains' "Sea of Sorrow"! I still have to figure out how to make it the ringtone for him on my new phone....my son approved of it, though! (It IS a really great AiC song!) We've been married a long-ass time, and we're just strange, and I'm a wise-ass! ;)
By his name.
ReplyDeleteway to excluded all the single ( and happy!) people
ReplyDeleteSugar is in my phone as Tina the Lama
ReplyDeleteEat the Food, Tina!!!!!
DeleteWith a blank empty spot
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwww, Sandy.... you'll meet that special someone soon!
DeleteLet's weed out the skanks and golddiggers in Sandy's dating lineup so he can fill that blank, empty spot! :-))
DeleteIt'll stay empty if you stay acting like an asshole.
DeleteOhhh. Kay. That wasn't a nice thing to say about Morissey, SB.
DeleteBy his name. And a picture of him.
ReplyDeleteWe're way too dull and long married to name each other anything but 'Mr Violet' and 'Mrs Violet'. And i judge anyone who does otherwise.
ReplyDeleteIm going to go talk to some food about this.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Jessi, I laughed.
DeleteMy hand doesn't have a phone.
ReplyDeleteyou win
DeleteFsp gets the victory lap
Delete"Who let the dogs out?"
Thx for the encouragement Sugar!! :(
ReplyDeleteFSP LOL
ReplyDeleteBy his name,,,,his real name,,not what I call him under my breath :-))
ReplyDeleteBy his prison ID number. It's called marriage.
ReplyDeleteICE (In Case of Emergency)
ReplyDeleteMe too
DeleteDepends on if I hate him today or not. This week it's the Darth Vader ring tone.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in my family gets the Darth ring tone. Friends get the GOT theme song.
DeleteAll my peeps get the same ringtone because I'm way to lazy to personalize shit. It's the beginning of Barracuda by Heart! I love that song.
Delete@FSP
ReplyDeleteIm not sure if you missed the particular thread last week but that is very popular with the ladies here.
U could film that and make a pretty penny.
Mr. Gator is listed as Chulo. He's Hispanic and it's Mexican slang for hottie. He's my Chulo!
ReplyDeleteDick.
ReplyDeleteWhen someone's phone rings and a photo of their s/o pops up with Baby or their pet name and their song it sort of makes me gag
ReplyDeleteMom
ReplyDeleteJust by name.
ReplyDeleteNo names, just dicpics. Plus it makes my girlfriends jealous, and my mama proud.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a S/O, I would put it under shit-ass.
ReplyDeleteTHe name is "future husband" I pasted a pic of Brad Pitt and his office address is a plastic surgeons office in manhattan. His ringtone is I love you period by billy Ray Cyrus
ReplyDeleteOT I just read The Message and it changed my life!
Don Diego de la Vega
ReplyDeleteBy his nickname (everyone here has read it) and a picture of his cat Lucy.
ReplyDeleteHis given middle name.
ReplyDeleteI've seen guys phones and they have a cute picture if their s/o but the ring tone is an ugly dog bark! Or the theme song from jaws, why?
BTW, any boric us around here? Do most of you call your men "Papito"? Cubans? Dominican Republic? You do too?
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ReplyDelete"a--hole do not pick up"
ReplyDeleteBy name. He has this corny ringtone "Your wife is attempting to reach you..." He tries to put "It's your husband" on mine. I keep deleting it.
ReplyDeleteBy name and a picture of him holding our son.
ReplyDelete@ Wiglet....right on! I use the same ringtone for my hubby!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of how Diane finds out Alicia and Will are sleeping together. She calls Will while he and Alicia are in bed and then Alicia's phone rings with the ring tone from her daughter 'mom pick up, mom pick up'. Great scene. Sorry, am currently obsessed with The Good Wife.
ReplyDeleteBubba De Luv jones...not his name obviously, but I still buy Florida Sportsman subscriptions every year and have it sent to him under that name from Big Booty Tooty...(our mail deliverers crack up)
ReplyDelete"A1 Husband" so it's first on the list if there was some sort of emergency. When we took First Aid that ICE (In Case of Emergency) was suggested but I like what I did better.
ReplyDelete"A1 Husband" so it's first on the list if there was some sort of emergency. When we took First Aid that ICE (In Case of Emergency) was suggested but I like what I did better.
ReplyDelete"Talk Dirty" plays when he calls and his picture. In the fall/football season it's the OSU "Hang on Sloopy"
ReplyDeleteFor my Ex-Husband--it's the theme from Sanford and Son....
Picture - with our daughters at a Giants preseason game.
ReplyDeleteRingtone - the Imperial March. ;-)
Which one? Wife by name, SO by the name of a guy friend with a subtle misspelling, so the wife doesn't notice, but I can tell them apart.
ReplyDeleteclassy, bri.
DeleteYou're so clever, Brian, that you aren't fooled by your own sneakiness. Good job!
DeleteWell that explains all the lovey-dovey texts I found to a male co-worker!
DeleteHe's no longer my SO, but when he calls it's his first name and picture of his truck stuck in the sand dunes. I told him to turn right, he never listened.
ReplyDeleteHe's in my phone list twice, once with his actual name - the second as I.C.E. (in case of emergency). That way if I'm dead on the side of the road - they know who to call to come claim me.
ReplyDeletehis nickname "Kingrat"
ReplyDeletehe has nicknamed all the kids in the family
ratboy
smooth rat
dirty rat
sooo i named him KINGRAT
By her first and maiden name since she didn't take mine when we married. So her real name is the answer for $500.
ReplyDeleteIt's listed as "A (Name)" so it shows up first... he also has his own little icon on my home screen
ReplyDeleteHubby
ReplyDeleteOh also she gets the Darth Vader Imperial March ringtone just like Wiglet.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney
ReplyDeleteOh haha that's a good one!!!
DeleteHis first nane, a photo of he and little Snootch, and his ringtone has recently changed from the POTC theme to the Borat theme (his request).
ReplyDeleteMy fiancé is listed under his name and my boyfriend is listed under his name.
ReplyDeleteMy (soon-to-be-former) workplace is: "HELL ON EARTH". Yes, all caps.
ReplyDeleteMy SO is my cat and she doesn't have a phone, so...
ReplyDeleteBlueberry Muffin w/ a photo of a blueberry muffin.
ReplyDeleteHis first name and a pic.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Lurkergirl! Love it!
Snake
ReplyDelete"ICE HUSBAND IS" .....
ReplyDeleteThere was a thing going around years ago that you put your significant other or parent as an "ICE". In case of Emergency contact in your phone and that Police/Fire other look for the "ICE" to call.
Husband Brown....lol
ReplyDeleteIt says "Big Daddy" and plays "The CuppyCake Song"
ReplyDelete"Don't Answer"...oh wait that is for my ex and annoying sales people.
ReplyDeleteBy his name
ReplyDeleteFull first and last name. Everybody is in my phone that way.
ReplyDeleteBy his name. Ringtone is "Yakety Sax" aka the Benny Hill theme.
ReplyDeleteICE the Husband - cracks people up and his ring tone is "Whole lotta Love" - I love embarrassing our grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteICE the Husband - cracks people up and his ring tone is "Whole lotta Love" - I love embarrassing our grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteI have everyone's number, name and then in parenthesis I add their relationship to me like this-
ReplyDelete555-555-5555 David (Dad)
Just in case anything ever happens to me they can know who's who and who to call to let them know.
I'm slowly figuring out TTM's phone number. I've been dialing random numbers and then crossing them off the list if it's not hers. I mean, really, how many phone numbers can there be to have to try before I get it right ;)
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ReplyDeleteI won't say what it says, as it's a bit derogatory!(His screen for me says "The Bitch Wife", that I myself put in his phone!) But I will say that my ringtone for him was Alice in Chains' "Sea of Sorrow"! I still have to figure out how to make it the ringtone for him on my new phone....my son approved of it, though! (It IS a really great AiC song!) We've been married a long-ass time, and we're just strange, and I'm a wise-ass! ;)
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy. His ring tone is Big Poppa by Notorious BIG...and he's white, very white. ;)
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ReplyDelete@Kotter, "...white,very white"; BIG Poppa, Notorious B.I.G.? So must be a larger guy and very white... Hmmm, sounds like we are going out lol
ReplyDeleteBy my pet name for his winky woo.
ReplyDelete"DONT TEXT HER BRO"
ReplyDeleteYuuuuup.