Tracy Morgan In Critical Condition After Six-Vehicle Accident In New Jersey
Tracy Morgan was riding to his home in a limo bus after performing at the Dover Downs Hotel in Delaware when the bus was struck by a semi causing the bus to flip over. Four other vehicles were involved in the crash early this morning. The limo bus was the only vehicle to roll over and one person in the bus was killed and four others were either listed in critical condition like Tracy Morgan or fair condition. Besides the semi that struck the limo bus there were two other semis involved and an SUV.
Yikes. The randomness of life can be scary. Hope he gets better soon.
ReplyDeleteHope he, and everyone involved, heal well and make a full recovery.
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ReplyDeleteImagine the poor guy/gal that gets into a serious accident with Justin Beiber or the K-train wreck. How awful for ones family that not only everyday folks whom are loved by family/friends are being ignored by the press but then the masses are eviscerating the public persona douche twat at every turn.
ReplyDeleteLife isn't always fair, but dang it stings when it's sling loaded with a bag of shit too.
Praying for his and everyone else's recovery.
ReplyDeleteHow awful, my thoughts with the relatives of the deceased and hope the ones injured make a full recovery x
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ReplyDeleteSaw this on the news early this morning since I live in NJ. It looks like a pretty horrific accident. Hopefully Tracy & everyone involved makes a full recovery. Condolences to the family of the deceased.
Goodness, I hope everyone recovers...and has insurance :-\
ReplyDeleteHope he recovers. Just watched on Don Rickles' roast and he was great. He's got some health issues already, so hope he pulls through this.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Tracy is funny at all but I do hope he and everyone else recovers. My sincere condolences to the family who lost a loved one in that tragic accident.
ReplyDeleteSemi's are no joke. That's a lot of metal barreling down the highway. Hopefully the survivors will pull through ok physically and emotionally.
ReplyDeleteMorning everyone! I am avoiding yard work. :-D
ReplyDeleteAll the positive vibes for Mr. Morgan, ohm ohm
ReplyDeleteMorning, Steamy. Taking kiddos to gym as Mr. TalksTooLittle is gone for the weekend
Ohm indeed. Glad to see you really care.
DeleteSo glad you singled me oot for that, Procrastibator. Shows your caring as well as originality
DeleteIt's not personal. Just found your comment about such a tragedy flippant, considering how his family must feel, even if he is a homophobic douche.
DeleteRight.
DeleteLet's just pray that those who love him are okay, and that he pulls through. It's just awful.
DeleteBecause if you REALLY care, you make sure to write something that sounds appropriate on a gossip blog. That's how we care in 2014.
DeleteSprink ; true. All I can do is have empathy, and pray for his family
DeleteThat's great, Raspy.
DeleteTalks too much : you've lived up to your name. Raspy? No. I do have a cold, but out of ALL the comments of goodwill here, yours stood out as not so nice. I'm not au fait with the politics here, I just feel for his family and said so. I guess having an opinion is frowned upon. Believe it or not, I don't know/particularly care who you are, but I found your comment patronising. And I stand by it.
DeleteI read TTM's comment as a mantra, or spiritual utterance. Am I to assume that Christian prayer is the only spiritual endeavor of which you approve for Mr. Morgan, Procrabinator?
DeleteTongue in cheek ; if talks too much is a Buddhist, and her comment was sincerely meant in earnest, I recant everything I said because I genuinely feel for this man, and his family and if talks too much expressed this in her post, I stand corrected.
DeleteThe day that I would ever take the time to explain anything to some sanctimonious ahole is far, far away
DeleteWow talks too much : that's nasty! Perhaps you need to meditate! You seem to have taken personal issue with me. Namaste. No harm! Blessings.
DeleteSo a half assed conditional apology, and ridicule of "other" religions. When you suggested prayer I figured you for a Christian.
DeleteHi, Bacon! I see you got another throwaway account to do your passive aggressive attacks on TTM. Throw the light dig and then play the victim when called on it. Why didn't you use Wanton or Folly? Thought it would be fun to use a different one for a bit?
DeleteBacon? Okaaaay. Check my IP. Whatever. A dude is in a critical condition. He has a family. I personally don't like him, but the gravity of this situation surpasses that.
DeleteI don't ridicule any religion. At all.
Delete@Procrab: Annelle, you gotta lighten up.
DeleteLet's pray for him
ReplyDeleteMorning All. I am as well, Steamy, but it keeps bekoning. Grrrr
ReplyDeleteSteamy! I have no yard to work. Keep procrastinating and entertain us here.
ReplyDeleteReally like Tracy. Hoping he pulls through.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Tracy's but hope that he recovers. Situations like this make you realize how the twists and turns of life are so unpredictable.
ReplyDeletefeel better tracy
ReplyDelete@ttm how far along are you on oitnb?
i quit last night when i got to ep 8
i will restart in aboot 3 hours after i get my morning chores settled.
@7 wow far did you get
any body else?
steampunk..morning girl
Awful, those semi's are frightening..get well soon
ReplyDeleteNJ Turnpike is a nasty bitch. It's like a freaking roller coaster for cars. Best wishes to all involved. I loved Tracy's character on 30 Rock.
ReplyDeletei also read the article on the dm this morning of jessica notsohonestalba honest co's products from china being banned from customs several times.. how soon till enty goes in on her??
ReplyDeleteAwful. I imagine a limo bus helped protect them better than a regular car. I hope. So terrible. Hope he and everyone else make it.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he have a kidney transplant or something? He's not a lucky guy.
ReplyDeleteIn other news Calvin dumped Rita. Never saw that one coming.
Morning all!! Had my required 3 cups of coffee, therefore I can now see straight.
ReplyDeleteI was all set to go outside and go for a nice jog until I took a few steps out the door and remembered I'm in Fl, in June. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Oh the humidity!!
Not a fan, either, but my God, best wishes to all involved. Random, indeed.
ReplyDeleteMorning all!
That's just terrible to hear. I hope everyone recovers quickly. Good morning all.
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty bad, best wishes he pulls through. I always hated that f'n turnpike and all the trucks speeding down the road, very dangerous. Highway Patrol doesnt care either.
ReplyDeletePrayers for a quick recovery. But does it strike anyone else as eerie that there was a death hoax for Paul Walker shortly before he died and then a death hoax for Tracy Morgan this month.
ReplyDeleteNot really seen anything he's been in except SNL, but I lol at the Christmas song he did on the show with Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan and (I think) Horatio Sanz. I did see Tracy on "Watch What Happens Live" with Joan Rivers, a few months ago, and I have to say, I really liked him. He was very sweet and respectful to Joan, and refused to trash his fellow comedians.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts are with Tracy, his family, and all the families affected. Semi trucks are scary, y'all.
@Meauxelle
ReplyDeleteI do know what SNL song you are talking about, and watch it every Christmas :)
I love Tracy, and saw him interviewed by Oprah. She was asking him about Tina Fey, and he got choked up talking about her. He seems like a really good-hearted guy
Sending good thoughts! Life is so short and unexpected.
ReplyDeleteI hope he's ok. Bored Soccer Dad worked with him on 30 Rock, he is just like his character, but a very warm, kind friendly guy. I hope he pulls through.
ReplyDeleteI am happy knowing there is a Bored Soccer Dad out there who is reporting in. Cool.
DeleteAnd--obviously--hoping good things for everyone, always.
Poor bastard.
ReplyDeleteGoes to show ya, nuthin good happening around Trenton at 1AM.
Nothing good happening around Trenton period! :(
ReplyDeleteI am a huge Tracy Morgan fan, this news is terribly sad, my thoughts for all of the families involved.
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone survives. Thoughts and prayers for their loved ones and them.
ReplyDelete@Sandy: I shoot in a pool league out of Trenton, so I have had some good times there. I always keep a knife in my pocket though.
ReplyDeleteA couple of the shitty bars will have people from their team stand outside and watch our cars.
The accident happened in the construction area right near my exit. It is pretty dangerous there. I figure the truck driver wasn't paying attention, and a lane closure came up quick on him, so he swerved into the other lane, hitting the Sprinter Morgan was in.
What Sherry said.
ReplyDeleteI think if imma in Central Jersey Id rather be near Rutgers or Princeton or Old Bridge. but Ive been away from there for a long time now and I know the Superstorm fucked up the entire area too.
ReplyDeleteI hate Semi's, they think they own the road. My Aunt and Uncle were going to see my cousin in Dallas and they got hit by one, killing my Uncle instantly and almost beheaded and my Aunt had so much damage done to her legs she spent about five months in the hospital getting surgeries.
ReplyDeleteRowdy, that's horrific. My friend's Mazda 2 opened up like a can when hit by a semi. Driver was on speed and falsified his drover's log.
Delete@Sandy: I hear ya. If it wasn't for pool league, I would be in Trenton maybe once a year. I prefer to get on 195 heading East, and going to the shore. Great ride to puff a doobie on and walk into a bar in Belmar primed up.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Trace. You can pull out of this.
ReplyDeletei went to an o&a charity baseball game many years ago and had really bad seats. tracey couldnt hit for shit but decided to run around the bases while he mooned the fans...i remember that was the blackest thing id ever seen and i couldnt make out where his butt cheeks split...he was crazy
ReplyDeleteRule of Mass Tonnage applies for semis. Almost all know how to drive professionally, but they can't maneuver nor stop on a dime. Drive defensively, y'all!
ReplyDelete@Leemonada: I shared something similar the other day w/ a black guy I know. I told him how I hate black on black porn, because if the lighting isn't great you can't always see the goings on. The light/dark contrast in IR porn is good though. He said he preferred IR for the same reason.
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of construction by that exit of the Turnpike. (Count got here before I could comment (my daughter's beloved hen died this morning), but that exit's not far from me.) These idiots think they can do their usual 80 mph through that.
ReplyDeleteI love driving, but I hate driving on the NJ version of the fucking Daytona Raceway.
Hope Tracy pulls through.
@Sandy
ReplyDeleteThe Superstorm mostly fucked up the Shore. Everyone knows about Seaside, and Ortley Beach - my parents had a condo there - was almost leveled.
I live by LBI in NJ now and had just moved from Belmar a few weeks before Sandy hit. We would have been on trouble if we were still in Belmar. We were very lucky in the new house to only have some minor flooding since we live on a hill.
ReplyDeleteSandy screwed up NJ all over. Coastal towns were devastated but tons of other areas in land had major wind damage and more trees down than I've ever seen in my life.
This is so tragic. I've known a couple of truckers and it's pretty terrifying when you learn what they do to stay awake on the road. They're like a ticking timebomb. There needs to be better safety precautions.
ReplyDeleteI hope he everyone else injured makes a full recovery, but the loss of his longtime friend and writer is going to hurt.
NY Daily News is reporting that Tracy is expected to recover.
ReplyDelete"The mother of three of Morgan’s children said the comedian had a broken leg and was lying unconscious at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in New Brunswick — but doctors anticipated he would recover."
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There are so many lane closures/shifts around 7A, because of all the overpasses that need to be redone for the new truck lanes, that you really have to pay attention. I hate the lane shift for the over pass on 195, just after you exit the Turnpike. If it is raining, or dew on the road, with the shine of the street lights, you can't tell where the friggin lines are.
Douchebag Washington township cops will sit and wait for people to not maintain lanes/change lanes improperly there and pull you over. If the cops in your town have to go out on to interstates to generate revenue, then you have too many cops in yer town.
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That wind damage from Sandy was heightened because the utilities' subcontractors hired to cut back trees had been lining their pockets for years, billing for work they didn't do. If they were charging and not trimming trees in front of my house, god knows how bad it was on the major lines running through the pines.
@Madlyb: They gotta make meth easier to get.
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ReplyDeleteNSFW Tracy Morgan phony phone call They took sound bites from one of Tracy's interviews on Howard Stern and called a phone sex line.
Love the Howard Stern show,Tracy was super funny when he was on the show a month or so ago I hope he pulls thru. Also think he was quite funny on Thirty Rock
DeleteIt looks line the semi driver fell asleep at the wheel according to a recent report.
ReplyDeleteAll best wishes for everyones recovery.
ReplyDelete@Procrastibator, do you know TTM? Do you really feel this is the time to get on your high fucking horse about being considerate and kind? Do you feel the same when you read shit about Melanie Griffith divorcing Antonio since divorces are also a tragedy or do you make jokes about her plastic surgeries and the like? Is this just because you like Tracy Morgan and this happened to him? What is it?
ReplyDeleteI can vouch for TTM being a kind, compassionate person. Do you know how many messages she sent me after my cat and dog died? This was just about a couple of pets dying and she sent me dozens of messages. She does care about people, the way she shows it might not be up to your standards but she does care and it shows a lack of character on your part to single her out and say she isn't showing compassion the way you feel she should. You owe her an apology and I hope for your sake you make the apology to the standards we here have all set for what we believe apologies should be like.
Rowdy, I don't know you. Nor talks too much. I was reading about someone in a critical condition. I did notean to offend anyone, but I stand by my statement. He's a real person (albeit he has Been a douche in the past) with a real, live family, and my heart goes out to them. I may have been swayed due to losing a best friend in an accident involving a semi, and a Mazda 2. I am not here for a fight, and believe in freedom of speech, which rand that you, and Talks too much are as entitled to your opinions, as am I.
DeleteAnd Rowdy, I can't have pets because of where I live, but I am sorry for your loss. I just felt that a real live human being with a family is at stake here, and commented thusly. I may lack character, I'm ready to admit that. I was scrolling the comments and I commented on that, as I found that having someone in a critical condition with a wife and children was not nice. I'm gay. I don't like Tracy at all for previous comments we're all aware of, but my concern was his family, and I said so.
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DeleteThanks, Rowdy.
DeleteYeah, yeah, yeah...
ReplyDeleteProcrastibator, what in the fuck does your being gay have to do with anything? Are you throwing that out there so anyone who comes down on you for your comments are considered gay bashing homophobes or something?
ReplyDeleteI just don't like seeing people thinking they are above anyone else because they feel their way is better than any other way. I'm straight. I just feel that when you come on a gossip blog, especially one that has had many negative things said about someone in the past, you can have a little fun even in times of tragedy for some people. I love hot, wet pussy wrapped around my cock or tongue. Like I said, many people have gone through tragedies in postings here that have been ridiculed because they might not be someone Enty likes. Remember how Julia Roberts sister committing suicide was treated, every post was less about the sister and more about how Julia is a stuck up Diva who hit a new low playing a character pretending to be Julia Roberts in that Ocean's movie.
Rowdy. I'm not precious about being gay. CW the day when it's a non-issue. It was in reference to Tracy being a homophobe, yet I still feel bad for his family.
DeleteGuys please let me try to help. I've been lurking for a while and notice when anyone has singles out someone which is just about always TTM. I thi k it's bc she comes across as extremely friendly and caring as Rowdy mentioned. The people who pick on her are lonely and instead of reaching out and making a new friend, all they can think of to do is like the little boy who likes the girl in first grade so he kicks her and runs away. These people don't know how to attract good attention so they start fights with people they'd like to be friends with bc that's all they know how. When someone does something weird like this, it's a cry for help. Especially on an Internet blog which can attract some very lonely people who sit in front of their pcs all day away from real people and pretty blue skies. Before you get angry please try to think why a person felt a need to be mean to you. They could just not know how to communicate properly. Remember how everyone would make fun of crazy Amanda Bynes? Then she got a proper diagnosis and now everyone is like ohhhhh so she was mentally Ill, not just a mean crazy bitch, which also means someone needs help!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kat
Deletewhy doesn't everyone here just get off ttm's jock and enjoy what's left of saturday okay!! reveals are over for the day. come back tomorrow and take a xanax or something boos
ReplyDeleteThanks, sugarbread
DeleteI hope you like Skyline Chili procratinbater because you're about to be served. Time for you and your alter egos to say sayonara
ReplyDeleteWhat's skyline chilli?
Delete@sugarbread maker I'd kill to be on TTM's jock, she knows exactly what I could do if allowed to be up on it lol
ReplyDelete@Procrastibator I get the gay thing now, it just was like it was out of the blue when you first posted it. Sorry about that
Erm, @Rowdy, speaking of out of the blue...what the feckity feck was that "hot wet etc" comment doing bang in the middle of your comment earlier?
DeleteTalk about a non sequitur. :/
Th driver of the rig is 35 from GA. He is being charged w/ one count of Death By Auto and 3 counts of Assault By Auto.
ReplyDeleteWhole lots of bitter cunts take jabs at TTM. I guess they ran the dudes out of their lives and take to the net during Shark Week to vent. Sad.
Try sucking dick. Dudes will put up with annoying, butter cunts to get their dick sucked. Plus it is like light at the end of the tunnel, cause they know some peace and quiet will come, before they cum.
Th driver of the rig is 35 from GA. He is being charged w/ one count of Death By Auto and 3 counts of Assault By Auto.
ReplyDeleteWhole lots of bitter cunts take jabs at TTM. I guess they ran the dudes out of their lives and take to the net during Shark Week to vent. Sad.
Try sucking dick. Dudes will put up with annoying, butter cunts to get their dick sucked. Plus it is like light at the end of the tunnel, cause they know some peace and quiet will come, before they cum.
Thanks, count. And now I wanna know what a butter c&^t is because it sounds both delicious AND confusing
DeleteMaybe so, @Kat. Bit there's a funny little thing you'll notice after a while. These people that have a go at TTM (and it's *always* TTM) seem to share an MO, share turns of phrase, share attitudes ... oh, and they always ingenuously refer to Sandybrook as a chick ... That's a lot of sharing! I'm sure some of them are real people but some are definitely sock puppets.
ReplyDeleteI think I was the only person that found the BR/StephenL denuement to be really freaking funny - so stupid and the protestations of innocence so nonsensical. And the 'you're reported' commentary so lame. But as I've surmised before, it must get very boring for TTM - now she's criticised for not expressing her grief sufficiently appropriately. Exactly the same MO as seen before - random askance at something TTM says as being inappropriate for some personal belief associated with being morally right. And the 'urinating in breakfast makings' comment over yonder - seen that before in the same circumstances.
Seems like it checks the boxes to me!
Namasté indeed ;)
I don't know if boring is the word, Alita, repetitive maybe? Just the same people (gotta be more than one but I think I know who they are) saying the same things, I don't get it. Maybe it's as Kat said aboot socially awkward people, but I tried to be as nice to these guys as I could. Just more hate. I don't have the energy for it. Namaste, betches
DeleteAs someone who has been posting less than a month and within the lass week has been personally attacked and insulted for no reason, I can admit it makes it difficult to keep coming back to the site. I get enough abuse in real life thanks.
ReplyDeleteI think one of the reasons I like Rowdy and Count is that they're quite vocal about enjoying going down on girls.
ReplyDeleteCount - I laughed (sorry) when I saw we had a hot new commenter that is presumably within the petrol radius of possibility, and her profile snap is in her wedding gown. One day, I'm rooting for you!
Skyline Chili is rancid, like you. Namaste bitch. Now get lost. You're boring, pathetic and a loser.
ReplyDeleteSkyline Chili is AWESOME (in some people's opinions).
DeleteThat's unfortunate, @Riven. I still regret hollywood dime leaving - she said sort of the same thing 'life's too short, I don't need this,' so while I'm sure she *could* handle it, there was no reason why she *should* bother.
ReplyDelete@Alita, I miss Hollyeood Dime as well. That got out of control, unnecessarily so.
DeleteThat's happened a few times around here and when it does I usually take a little break because it's just the Internet, ffs, with people who are wildly different and for the most part don't know each other and never will. So stepping back and letting things slide or refusing to engage in the madness are often good ideas.
That said, we all have bad days sometimes.
Alita can you teach me how to call these cretins out civilly the way you do? You put them down so nicely they probably dont even know they just got served. S/he probably thinks you were complementing her. Hell even someone with a really good education like a masters degree might too! Never mind an Internet troll.
ReplyDeleteHeh thanks, @Sandy! I'm enough of a gossip friend that I enjoy the #banter.
ReplyDeleteJust sit back and consider if Baconsthorpe is using multinicks here or other times at the sheer degree of planning and pleasure that they derive from it. Not taking them seriously is the only possible responce. Everyone else just writes what comes into their head - multinicking takes effort. TTMs excellent at sassy responses (#fawning), which must be hard at times since she is so frequently bears the brunt.
Also, this one time I ate a thesaurus. I thought it was a dinosaur :(((
I truly lurve your posts, Alita, like the cleanup hitter who makes sense of it all #fawner4lyfe
Delete@Alita When you're good at something and you enjoy it, it's something you should celebrate lol Plus I think you must've missed my tongue pics lets just say #GeneIsntTheOnlyDemon
ReplyDelete@Alita
ReplyDeleteAwe :-) You said I'm hot. TY. You made me blush. LOL
I've actually have been a lurker since the days of original ENTY and the original MV blind. I commented a wee bit a while back, but got scared off by the trolls.
AJ, I have eyes, and you have a profile picture. You're beautiful! And smoking hot. Unless you just gave us the dress picture from the catalogue ;)
DeleteIt's great when new people come by to be gossip friends, yay for delurking.
The regulars are what keep me coming back. I adore the witty banter between everyone.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't we all just try to play nice ? I know it's the internet and I'm naive to think we can behave like proper adults but it's something we all could try :-)
@TTM
ReplyDeleteI took the Ohm to be a reference to using meditation or sending out positive vibes.
That's what it was, AJ. Just like Alita sent out to me previously. Not being a Christian, it would have been weird for me to say I was praying. But that's not what all that was aboot; there were far more off-the-cuff and OT comments before and after me. That was just my usual troll seeing an opportunity
DeleteWe ohmed for Hiddles as a team, @TTM, group effort. We won't soon forget the Hiddles-Vigil of '14 - CDaN won't see such a pulling together of spirit for many a year, I'd wager.
Delete@Alita, TTM, Rowdy. Et al.
ReplyDeleteIs there a list of names this Bacon Ranch uses or is suspected of using? The thing that made me feel like shit the other day was being blind-sided by cruelty from someone I'd previously had amusing conversations with on here. I can ignore blatant trolling but being fooled with friendliness before the troll is released was more upsetting. This is why I like @Count, he may say inappropriate things but he's never mean to specific posters, even those he's debating/disagreeing with (like me).
I know I'm new and snarky but (aside from my admitted triggering by a particular slur), I'm just a nice friendly person. I don't understand how people could enjoy being mean and would prefer to avoid those posters if possible.
for the last time
ReplyDeleteget of ttm's lawn!!
i'm on last 30 mins of oitnb ya'll
whoo hooo!! then on to orphan black
Thanks, sugarbread, can you turn the hose on for me? Ty!
Delete@ TTM - it must suck to be SO MUTHA FUCKING AWESOME!!!! <3
ReplyDeleteSOMETIMES, MANGO, SOMETIMES!!! thanks cool lady
Delete@ TTM - it must suck to be SO MUTHA FUCKING AWESOME!!!! <3
ReplyDeleteHa! Double post and ima let it stand
ReplyDeleteI admit I can be a troll, an asshole, a dick, a piece of shit and a bastard at times on here, but the people that have been reading my stuff here and have gotten to know my RowdyRodimus character know when I'm joking and when I'm serious.
ReplyDeleteI'll always stick up for my friends, I don't care who the one attacking is. there are different ways I can fuck you up on here, I can resort to the lowly name calling/slurs or if I'm in a particularly creative mood I can eviscerate you with just calm, rational words.
@TTM @Sugar Damn that hose! Can you at least use cool water? It's freaking summer already!
ReplyDeletesure thing guys!!
ReplyDeletejust finished all 13 ep of oitnb in 2 days and it ends SPOILER : AWESOME
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
IT'S AWESOME
poor ttm everybody's always picking on you
@riven i'm not the one who pissed you off did i ?? i thought we were clones??
starting orphan black now
@Sugarbread Oh no love it was definitely not you!! I'm still your clone, I just forget which posts to check for replies (I tried the email responses option and still have 600 unread emails so I quickly learned that lesson!). I've had only had a few interactions with that username but I had thought they were positive humorous ones. I guess I was wrong *Kanye shrug*.
DeleteOh speaking of forgotten threads, Cylon is a Battlestar Galactica reference. The antagonists in the newest tv show are cyborgs that look like people and when they die they reincarnate in a cloned body. I was just letting my nerd show. :D Okokok ALSO letting my poser show because I've never seen the show, only played the new board game. A lot. For shots. Because we were grad students and we could lol. It's really difficult to pretend you're not a Cylon when you're drunk on PBR and fancy-ass whiskey (grad students in my particular house took their whiskey VERY seriously).
High Five for the BSG love, Riven! Until the last episode that show rocked my nerdish world. The last episode ... grr! God did it? Ahh, like the end of Lost (grumble mumble).
DeleteOrphan Black is amaaaaazing !!! Haven't watched OITNB yet but it's on my list.
ReplyDeleteAlso IN THE FLESH on BBC is quite well done. It's a great new take on the whole zombie genre.
ReplyDelete@AJ These shows, while I know what they are, sound like they are Anime and should be on Saturday nights on Adult Swim lol
ReplyDelete@Rowdy this this this. I am such an Orphan fan girl and I have to keep reminding myself that Orphan Black is not the 3rd series finally being released. There is still no 3rd series. :(
DeleteAnd Full Metal Panic and oh god don't get me started on anime.
@Rowdy
ReplyDeleteYour so right. They truly do. LOL. Especially IN THE FLESH. It could pass for a Cinemax show by it's name.
The CDAN family remind me of when I used to work in a photography darkroom in College. The conversations were always brilliantly witty and sexy all at the same time as we bantered back and forth with each other in the dark.
ReplyDeleteI just finished OITNB S2 too, I'm already experiencing withdrawals.
ReplyDelete@Riven: "That's what the internet is for...slandering others anonymously." -Banky Edwards
Don't take it personally, no one on here (presumably) even knows who you are! I get that the whole SSDD thing gets annoying though.
And sandy, you didn't ask me, so sorry for offering advice but here's my two cents. You jump the gun too quickly sometimes in your assumptions that some users are also so and so - you aren't the only one on here who has done this though. You accused me once of being this same super-troll, and you almost always use the same disses like being a fat cow and needing a life etc. Jumping the gun and using gendered/bodily insults like that on this specific site also continues to make you a ripe trolling target. This is all just IMO of course.
Even if you are 90% sure that someone is the same user, you best sit on it until you can be damn well certain and can back it up with actual facts, like Alita is starting to. Yet, even in those instances, you still have to be careful, because there are some reallllllllly fucking smart trolls out there...That being said, pointing out trolling pattern similarities for the purpose of connecting usernames to one assumed author also runs the risk that the troll will respond with more overt deceptive/counter measures to throw us off.
@Alita: There hasn't been much empirical work on trolling, but the whole don't feed the trolls mantra isn't always effective. As for the other question, I don't know of any "list" of Bacon's user names, but she did admit to being two others? Don't remember which.
TTM: haters gunna hate, but you fabulous
@LadyH Very good point that I didn't think about. I kind of came out the gate with sass, I'd hate to be mistakenly called out as something I have no way to prove I'm not. And there are far more people here who are hilarious and fabulous and who make me laugh than those who are trolls/bullies.
Deletelady h.. right?? like what now??
ReplyDeleteI've devoted 2 days to these people and now they're gone. i won't see them for a whole year.. i binged and now my tummy hurts.
I don't know sugarbread. I'm truly truly lost. Please hold me.
Deletei'll hold you lady
ReplyDeleteTHANKS PUMPKIN <3
Deleteಠ~à²
DeleteI got jumped on a while back and while the offending parties can kiss my a$$, I did make a quick file so I could remember them.
ReplyDeleteI once again miss the fireworks threads, blargh.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs a hobby that doesn't involve stalking.
Oh I missed it too, Seven. Gonna subscribe (but the fireworks are probably over). :(
ReplyDelete@Alita: Vagina is delicious. If I didn't love to eat pussy and butt so much, I could just go internet porn only.
ReplyDeleteIt is also VERY fun to pop a chick into an orgasm and stay down there, making her ride the roller coaster until she is begging for dick.
Funny isn't the word I'd use, Count ... fun, maybe - ecstacy, mind blowing release. Other words like oh God yes now, right there, and turn around might also have a place.
DeleteGot to love a guy that knows how to make it Count ;)
@TTM: Butter cunt does sound good. I think it would be dreched in popcorn topping.
ReplyDeleteMarlon Brando appeared to be a fan of Buttered Ass (SFW)
He was just lucky he found someone willing to cut their nails
Delete@Count & @TTM
DeleteRandom bit of info: Rosebud was Hearst's nickname for his mistress' vagina.
Of course I know Brando wasn't in Citizen Kane but my brain loves to jumble facts around. I saw Count, I saw Brando, I thought of Citizen Kane and then this happened.
I read a novel set in part in a 19thC whorehouse, and that book taught me that a 'buttered bun' was the term for a woman that had recently been ejaculated into by another male. In context, one of their customers particularly liked having a 'buttered bun.'
DeleteThis is what you made me think of!
@riven ok cool
ReplyDelete@count was that butter salted or unsalted? I feel like that might make a difference. Hah
ReplyDeleteRemember this clip?
DeleteI PREFER SYRUP!!!
Lol
@Riven: Whenever I see Rosebud I think of 3 things: Citizen Kane, Basselopes, and revolting porn.
ReplyDelete@Sugarbread: I don't know. I think salted may be best. If there is an open wound, the salt would sting and she'd flinch, telling you to stay away or use a rubber. Kinda like the old GI lemon juice packet trick.
@lady h .. yeah i think that punishment was mostly handed down in the old school catholic boys schools though,
ReplyDeleteI always miss the good showdowns. The only one around when I am is Stepforded. And you know the other Australians.
ReplyDeleteOk New Zealanders. Geography, not my strongest suit!
ReplyDelete@LadyH: Oh yeah.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I prefer to eat a dry salad.
Not to kiss and tell, but I've have chocolate whipped cream and U-Bet syrup on my salad. I think the U-Bet was better, and she enjoyed it more. It was even a white pull top on the U-Bet, so I believe my salad would have been Kosher for Passover.
@Alita: Ugh! Were they eating a buttered bun, or just happy the whore was pre-lubed? I figure they didn't have KY in the 1800s, so it was like bacon grease or spit.
ReplyDeleteIt was non specific Count, but I took it to mean prelubed. It wasn't actually a 'romance' but a period drama type deal. I think it was just meant to be light humor titillation. It was, for my pre-sexually active self. For all I knew this was seriously a thing.
DeleteSo it can mean whatever you want it to mean ;)
um i'm deleting these before i get up for breakfast now
ReplyDeleteGood call sugarbread! Here is some other shiz
ReplyDeleteTHIS JUST IN IN OT WHUT DA FUUUUCK
Khloe allegedly got engaged to French Montana last week
Lady H, she is due for a new storyline to keep the koins coming in. Is she even divorced yet? Not that that matters to them.
DeleteOh you are right. Sorry Wigs. You want some real shit, look HERE NSFW Oscar de la Hoya getting pegged by a hooker. However, a reader comment about a friend's 90s fling with him is farrrrrrr crazier, and not for the weak stomached
DeleteThanks, Heisenberg! An ice-dickle seems dangerous, non?
DeleteAwesome bedtime reading :)
Another true story for bedtime: a few years ago a student I had was stabbed through the chest in a gang fight with an ice pick. He survived but the surgeons had to leave a chunk of it lodged in him. When I was trying to explain this to this ditzy coworker I had, she actually said, "wait...wouldn't it have just melted?" I felt so bad but I could not contain myself from laughing out loud at her.
Delete@Heisenberg
DeleteExactly!!!! ROFL
DeleteAlso, pegging does not equal gay, all y'all at HSK. As you were!
DeleteLololol LadyH - that's awesome. That's like 'well as they say, hindsight is 50/50' level (that's my favourite CDaN comment ever).
DeleteUff I just looked at your Oscar pegging link - with all those logos all over the place, I'm not even sure what I'm seeing there! A bare back, some extra legs, some women's hands (I think) and a whole lot of HSK logoage.
DeleteDude, you know what hookers who take cell phone pics of johns grow up to be? Dead hookers.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if they are lucky a bogus session is booked and they are severely beaten or set up with police, but whores are as easy to make disappear as junkies, so fucking over tricks like that is really not a smart thing to do.
WHAT are you guys doing up?? It's like 4 am in Canaburbia!
ReplyDeleteTLC's "My Strange Addiction" is having a marathon. There is no other option, TTM.
Delete@TTM The Kings won and the beaches were quite excited. The noise of partying is finally dying down now. (FWIW most of the LA Kings players live in South Bay and they get rowdy like).
DeleteI did however get to overhear a fascinating 3-way drunken argument about existentialism spoken in bro-speak (bro-glish?)
They get 'Rowdy like' eh, Riven? Hehe.
DeleteDon't know about everyone else TTM, but I'm just settling down to be Sunday-evening smug about my long weekend.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, wine for all! But I'm having all the good stuff ;P
Fun fact: Australians invented boxed wine. Cultured as fuck we are.
@Alite Point of Information: it is painful to laugh uncontrollably while drinking tea. This is the best comment of the day for me.
ReplyDelete"We ohmed for Hiddles as a team, @TTM, group effort. We won't soon forget the Hiddles-Vigil of '14 - CDaN won't see such a pulling together of spirit for many a year, I'd wager."
Hehe Riven. Don't think you'd joined us yet at the Hiddle-Vigilthon time - maybe you were lurking ... It was a fun time! Who doesn't want to wake up to the news that a crazy married ginger Canadian has ensnared Hiddles with her wiles? I had my fingers crossed. And I ohmed with the best of them.
ReplyDelete#ohm
lady h ,.. french montana is using the crap out of khloe. he can smell the desperation on her for a man a mile away. their high priced meals?? she bought it. the bling?? she bought it. girl has no self confidence and how is he engaged when he is still married??
ReplyDeletefrench is gonna rob kartrashians blind imma gonna like it.
oh and that photo was photoshopped like jessica simpson. her hips and ass did not drop 60 lbs since wedding. she is so desperate for attn she should take a seat next to fat rob and his sock line
Don't diss the #sockmogul :(((
ReplyDeleteDayum, missed all these fireworks!
ReplyDelete@Riven, who called you a troll?
@Alita, boxed wine 4eva!
@anyone afraid of trolls/bullies, please don't let them run you off or keep you from commenting. They live for that kind of power, don't let 'em have it!
Seriously??
DeleteWhat do you mean, Wig? Boxed wine is the best!
DeleteJust making sure you weren't handing out advice on trolling or anything.
DeleteAh, no, just advice on not feeding them so they'll go back under their bridge(s) and wallow in their own hot dog juices.
DeleteNot that it matters, they seem to hate TTM. Darkness always wants to suffocate light, I suppose.
And yet...
DeleteHumata, Hukhta, Hvarshta, Pro. I believe in peace, ya bitch.
ReplyDeleteOhm is a unit of electrical resistance. Om (Aum) is a mantra. May be too little too late, but I felt like clarifying. <3 namaste'
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lisa. I didn't know that Om/Aum was spelled differently to science Ohm.
ReplyDeleteCheers!
@Sprink (Sorry for the delayed reply, been sick and in bed today) Procratibator added that they were gay when making the comment dissing TTM, it seemed to not fit at all into the reasoning, I added that to show how stupid it sounds to add stuff about your sexuality when you are trying to make a point that has nothing to do with sexuality.
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