#1 - This former A list singer who is a B lister with a fake name must have a lot of charm because according to his television actress ex he is about two inches. Max.
#2 - This former A list singer who started off with a big bang and clings to that first album's fame with a death grip vise took a vacation with her husband to try and save their marriage after he caught her cheating. It is a frequent occurrence.
#3 - This married B list mostly television actress who acts and does voices cut in front of someone the other day in line and when the person objected, our actress went off on a four letter tirade and brought up the fact she is a celebrity and makes more money than the other person and that she would stand where she wanted. I'm sure her daughter was proud.
2 Alanis Morrisette
ReplyDelete3-Nancy Cartwright maybe?
ReplyDeleteShe's divorced.
Delete1.Adam Levin looks like he has small dick. Unlesss ya got pics you wanna share. not that im asking or anthing
ReplyDeleteI don't know, those skinny dudes are usually well endowed
DeleteDragon I imagine it's quite the opposite.
Delete@Reno and Sarah ya might be right
DeleteKristin Bell haha
ReplyDeleteAlanis is good guess.
ReplyDelete3.Cree Summer?
ReplyDelete1. Kid Rock / Pamcakes. (Maybe that's why they call him a kid.)
ReplyDeleteThen again, for Pammy after Tommy Lee, she might think 6" looks like 2".
Delete#1, Engelbert Humperdinck. (Fugazi name)
ReplyDelete@ Sprink lol...that's my cat's name ;)
Delete3. Sarah M Gellar.
ReplyDeleteJewel?
ReplyDelete3. I hope not Katey Segal…acts (Sons of Anarchy, Married w/Children), does voice work (Futurama), has a little girl w/husband Kurt Sutter. No stranger to profanity for sure.
ReplyDelete2) Avril
ReplyDeleteTo me, a four-letter tirade is when my dog gets under my feet while I'm cooking and I say, "M O V E!!" She books it. Four letters, ultimate champion. Works on housemates in your space, too, but you sometimes have to add an extra letter. "L E A V E!!"
ReplyDelete#1 - does she bring a ruler to the bedroom? If so, he should be allowed to use it on her, too. And send it in as a BI.
1) Marilyn Manson
ReplyDelete2) Avril
3) prob sagal
Mansions ex being mcGowen
ReplyDelete#3 Rachel lee Cook - voiceover queen and "star" in Tangled
ReplyDeleteI swear, I thought you meant the Disney movie. Thank you, Google.
Delete#2 works for Alanis in terms of career. It also works for Edie Brickell, and there have been a number of blinds here that seem to be about her and Paul Simon. Problem, though, is that you'd figure the blind would have alluded to him.
ReplyDelete@freya of your referring to Avril..she divorced Whitley years ago.remarried chad Kroeber. Still married...rumblings of marital problems,etc
ReplyDelete*chad kroeger
ReplyDeleteI thought Manson too, but his dick pics r everywhere & he's always pulled it out on stage in the mid '90s.
ReplyDeleteHe's over 2 inches.
#2Robin Sparkles of Course!
ReplyDelete@ware...dunno...seen footage, er inchage, in this case of him whipping it on stage...pretty minuscule
ReplyDeleteProb. Not 2 inches , ex was just making a point I imagine
http://www.eonline.com/news/541187/avril-lavigne-almost-loses-her-bikini-bottoms-while-on-vacation-with-hubby-chad-kroeger-see-the-pic
ReplyDeleteEminem..m&m
ReplyDeleteAlanis
Allison hannagan. Himym. 2 daughters right?
Could #2 be Shania Twain? The cheating being the weird spouse swap with bff and now she's cheating on the new guy?
ReplyDeleteBig bang seems like a clue though.
I live near the US/Canada border and while Alanis hasn't had anything as big as 1996 Jagged Little Pill she's had good radio play for subsequent releases.
ReplyDeleteI like the Shania guess.
#3 - Carrie Fisher
ReplyDeleteEmenim is a rapper with no ex actress GF
ReplyDeleteThe most recent pix of a couple on vaca is Avril and chad..Alannis was on one a month before Avril, and she does get radio play.
Avril sa one hit wonder album and cheats constantly, hence the end of her first marriage and relationship with Brody Jenner
Ask her exes, they'll tell u
ReplyDelete2. Leann Rimes?
ReplyDeleteIsn't two inches the standard size? I don't look at other dude's dongs.
ReplyDeletePrince.
ReplyDeleteTo be different, Adele for #2?
ReplyDeleteI thought the problem in Avril's marriages was more that she wouldn't have sex, not that she cheated.
Adele's had more than one hit album and isn't married.
ReplyDeleteAvril was my first guess. In the pics I noticed she was still dressing up as a 12 year old when she's 30 if she's a day.
#3 - I guess Money = Respect. Wow...so if I'm rich, I can be nasty and rude to people, do whatever I want with no consequences, but because I have money, I should be treated with respect.
ReplyDeleteSMG priorities are backwards. She needs a good beating.
Actually #3...Kristen Bell is an excellent guess too...she does funny little voices.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDelete1. Kid Rock. Fake name and dated Pam A
2. Avril she cheated on Derek constantly. I don't think Alanis would cheat
3. "Does voices", meaning animation work?
I haven't seen an any of the recent ones - including Frozen so I'm not sure. Has to have a daughter
Has no one still gotten that my guess of Marilyn Manson/fake name/ ex tv actress GF -rose McGowan from "charmed"- hence is charm...is right??
ReplyDeleteDang..don't need the glory but..still guessing kid rock? His penis is ginormous, as documented by several women...Noone saw pix..I did..and u think Pam Anderson hanging for years with an insect penis..c,mon now people
I think Alanis of Avril works for blind # 2.
ReplyDeleteIm with you @Tricia Shaw for 1&2 ... you had me at Sonja Braga!!!
ReplyDelete& guys Pamela was MARRIED to Kid Rock-not them... & Rose M. is a biig gossiper(listen 2 me here on a gossip blog)
@rolo lol thanks.....!! You had me sonja too funny..
ReplyDeleteDon't know much bout rose except she's quite...strange, so is MM....and def. Not packing....!!