#1- A new book is being talked about in publishing circles that will show for the first time ever the actual birth certificate of this child showing that his father is this former A list mostly television actor who has had the good fortune two star in two hit shows. Very different type shows.
#2 - A photo is for sale showing the husband of this A+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show making out with another man. It will be interesting to see if our actress ignores the photo or tries to buy it.
#3 - This former A list couple Skyped for an hour last week and made plans to hang out this week. In public. Together. There will be other people there, but apparently the hatchet has been buried. They both have moved on, but do like hanging out and also love f**king with the press.
2 Kerry Washington
ReplyDelete3 GOOP and Martin or ShovelFace and Lip Biter
DeleteShovelFace? Ahahaha, well you've hit the bail on the head with that description
Delete@kristin who's shovel face
DeleteCourtney look up the Honest Trailer for Twilight on YouTube. The creators always call Pattinson shovel face.
Delete@Kristin, it's vanilla and shovel face (and Lautner was Troy Palamalou).
Delete1. JJ's son?
ReplyDelete2.Kaley Cuoco
#2 Kaley Cuoco
ReplyDeleteLOTTA
Delete#3 Rob and Kristen!
ReplyDeleteYes!
DeleteMe 3
Delete3.Diddy and JLO or Bennifer
ReplyDelete3 is GOOP and Chris probably but they hang out a lot.
ReplyDelete2 Tina Fey or JLD to be different.
1 Obama :))))
1/ suri cruise Joshua jackson's daughter? I know it doesn't fit but..
ReplyDelete2/...
3/ jlo and pdiddy or pattinson/stewart
@FrenchGirl ^5 on the Pacey Loves Joey jinx
Delete@FrenchGirl. Oooh, I love just the possibility. Would certainly explain why the secret marriage is on the rocks.
Delete1. Joshua Jackson, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise
ReplyDelete2. Ellen pompeo
Delete@Riven & @ Frenchgirl it says his father.
Delete@Bunni That was a 90s high school girl's response, a girl can dreeeeeam.
Delete(Also it says "his" once but the ambiguous "child" multiple times so that's what stuck out most for me - and at least I realized Chris Klein wasn't mostly tv cause I go legit think it's Klein's kid).
1. Cosign
Delete2. Kerry Washington
3. Jlo Diddy or Pattinson and Stewart
1/ January jones'son father : david hasselloff ? LOL
ReplyDeleteBryan Cranston almost fits for #1 (Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle) -luckily he's still A.
ReplyDeleteHe's the first one that popped in my head.
DeleteThe child is a boy.
ReplyDeleteI read #3 as Anniston/Pitt.
ReplyDelete@topper, me too
DeleteWasn't there a blind recently about a husband cheating on the A list actress writer, actress, sometimes host wife? Popular guess was Tina Fey. I wonder if #2 is her husband.
ReplyDelete#1 no clue.
#3 I guess RPatz is a good one.
3 Sounds like Rob and Kristen but he doesn't need her for PR and Kristen is with Alicia.
ReplyDelete2 Kerry Washington's husband?
1.Boreanaz Buffy/Angel and Bones?
ReplyDeleteWhere children are involved, showing their birth certificates, like they are some sort of freaks, is wrong, imo.
ReplyDeleteI really like Bryan Cranston for 1
ReplyDeleteWhat about Sandy and Matthew M. For #3? I could see those two pranksters messing with the media a bit.
ReplyDelete#3 - Brad and Jen (I think they like fucking with the press)
ReplyDelete#2 - Lois Griffin (She'll ignore the photo)
#3 - James Brolin (lots of tv shows) is Christian Bale's real father
Yay!!! it's Noon! Finally time for margaritas!!
#1. January Jones/ Ashton Kutcher
ReplyDeleteNailed it!! Actually 3 shows, counting 'Punked'.
DeleteK Stew loathes publicity, can't be her. I think 3 is goop.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I hope 1 is JJ. She owes me nothing but I resent her keeping the baby daddy a secret.
No K stew Loves publicity. She just loves batching about hating it. It's called playing the game. Call the paps then get self righteous and bitchy in public.
DeleteI think the kid is a dead ringer for Matthew Vaughn, more so as he gets older. All this secrecy was probably a legal agreement to spare Claudia Schiffer humiliation and damage to her perceived status.
DeleteSorry, but if someone was hiding the paternity of a child they would not sign the father's name on the birth certificate. They would leave it blank or fill in the name of the father they wanted to name.
ReplyDelete@Sarah unless the real father knows and insisted on being of the certificate for future legal protection should it be necessary (birth certificate can trump a DNA test in California for example).
DeleteEd Oneil on 2 hits. Modern family and married with children
ReplyDelete#1: I love Joshua Jackson, but Enty's rating for him is B-. Also says "his" father, so not Suri.
ReplyDeleteI think it's January Jones, finally revealing Baby Daddy.
Stewart loves screwing with the press, but Pattinson is in the middle of film festivals for his 2 latest movies. I think this is Goopy & Marting for 3.
ReplyDelete#3 Brand/Perry
ReplyDeleteIs there really that much interest in January Jones' baby daddy that it would warrant a book?! Really?! Really people?!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to imagine Tom Selleck as Obama's daddy.
ReplyDeleteI do recall hearing after Suri was born that Tom did not sign her birth certificate. She looks nothing like him, not one tiny feature resembles anything about him. Now Chris Klien is Suri's carbon copy.
I've forgot the rest.
In California, you cannot leave the father's name blank.
ReplyDeleteYes you can. No one can force you to put down a name (example: rape and incest).
DeleteMy cousin's is blank, which is why I said that. Here have some proof:
http://www.scscourt.org/self_help/family/faqs
http://www.courts.ca.gov/selfhelp-parentage.htm
Please use google at least before stating something as fact.
WritergirlinLA: Exactly. Who would care enough to shop around a book about many of the people suggested upthread for item #1? I'm wondering if this is an old-ish Hollywood blind. Maybe someone's writing a book about Larry Hagman, who starred in two very different shows (I Dream of Jeannie & Dallas).
ReplyDeleteCould be. It would have to be something very big to warrant a book. Unless January Jones' baby daddy is Bill Clinton or George W Bush, that book ain't gonna fly!
DeleteI also read #3 as Aniston/Pitt, which I think is funny if it's true. Good for them.
ReplyDelete#1 charlie sheen is Denise Richards adopted daughter Eloise's dad. Long time lurker first time poster!!
ReplyDeleteYay for posting from lurking, liptip!
DeleteThanks so much!! I feel like you veteran posters are celebrities in your own right here! When figuring out blinds i often ask myself 'What would TTM do?'
DeleteWell then Suri's real daddy didn't sign it right away. No gossip site ever lies, everyone knows that!
ReplyDelete#1 charlie sheen is Denise Richards adopted daughter Eloise's dad. Long time lurker first time poster!!
ReplyDeleteHi, liptip!! Welcome
ReplyDeletewouldn't it be hilarious if 3 was Britney and Justin?????
ReplyDelete1. JJ & Sudeikis
ReplyDelete2. ??
3. RPatz/Kstew
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ReplyDelete#1 Obama
ReplyDeletejust sayin
ReplyDeletethey have been messing with the press and us for years with their not so hidden (on purpose) messages in songs to each other supposedly
I think it is just for press attention though not for real
the latest was the song on the 2020 exp. album that you cannot get without buying the whole album-it is not downloadable alone....see what I mean?
Oh, I like the JHo & Diddy guess for #3. She did just break up & he's not really in the press anymore.
ReplyDelete#3 Scully and Mulder?
ReplyDeletenot charlie/denise/eloise, the blind states the child is a boy not a girl.
ReplyDeletebesides the fact, that we already generally know that story
Just to be different for # 3, Minnie Driver & David Duchovney.
ReplyDeleteI agree about KStew, loves the press, pretends to hate it.
i dont think JJ will ever spill
ReplyDeleteespecially in a book, who her baby daddy is
My husbands birth cert is blank on the paternal line. That said, I think it's January Jones. I believe Suri belongs to TC and KH.
ReplyDeleteDon't care, his and his wife's business.
Brad and Jen or Rob and Kristen or Miley and Liam.
I know he's not a child, but I read #1 as Usher and Ben Vereen.
ReplyDelete2. Kerry Washington. I don't believe she's really with him though. So it doesn't matter that he's gay.
ReplyDeleteKerry is a lesbian. Dunno if nnamdi is gay tho.
Deletematthew fox was on party of five and lost
ReplyDelete#1 Michael Emerson, Person of Interest and Lost
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot of people that thought Suri was born in dec. and the birth in April was a fake. It could be the date that proves who the father is not the name on the cert.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Kristen and Rob love the press. If Kristen did she would hang out in the hot spots for photographers. Rob goes to pap friendly places at night, but just because he likes those places. Both seem to want to be left alone, except when they are promoting films.
ReplyDelete1: Usher and Ben Vereen
ReplyDeleteUsher and Ben Vereen??? WTH? I've never heard that one! Fill me in someone.
ReplyDelete1. Duchovney and Anderson
ReplyDelete2. Kerry Washington
3. Kstew and Pattinson
@veee
ReplyDeleteTatum has a boy and a girl from her ex husband John McEnroe, the tennis star.
Jaiden_s, you are spot on!
ReplyDeletein spite of being a shovel face,I do like r pattinson's new dior home tv ad for father's day.. @Jaden, so,ur saying duchovney's father of Anderson's son for #1?
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ReplyDelete3. Sean Penn & Maddonna
ReplyDeleteC'mon people, number 1 is obviously Prince Jackson, and his real father is Ricky Schroder.
ReplyDeleteThat's book-worthy.
It's Tom Cruise's cousin.
ReplyDeleteThese are 3 GREAT Blinds!
ReplyDelete#1 - not Cruise
#2 - Who cares?!!
#3 Scully and Mulder would be AWESOME!
2. Kerry Washington's fake husband
ReplyDelete#1 Ted Danson was the first person who came to mind but I love the other guesses.
ReplyDelete#3 Britney/Justin also top of mind
#2 Kerry Washington
ReplyDelete#3 Chris Martin and Goop
3 is Heidi Kum and Seal
ReplyDelete#1 David Duchovny
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones and Asston for #1 - they're exes. It fits but I can't believe she'd get with him after some of the shitty things I've read he said out her.
ReplyDeleteAll good guesses and it should be public soon enough unless someone gets paid off.
ReplyDeleteIt may not be a book about the mother or father. It could be a book about a popular show (Mad Men, Breaking Bad, X Files, Two and a Half Turds, etc.) with that tidbit on paternity as one of the "bombshells" in it.
Lacey being suri's dad?!
ReplyDelete#1 Blanket Jackson
ReplyDelete#2 Kerry Washington
#3 Selena Gomez & Justin Beiber