I hope that reality show starts paying off for The Situation because money is tight and things really got bad yesterday when The Situation got into a fight at the tanning salon they own. The business has been struggling to the point that employees are not being paid and the brothers started arguing over who was at fault and the next thing you know, punches were thrown and The Situation ended up with a black eye and a busted hand. Despite his injuries, it was only The Situation who was arrested and charged with simple assault. His bail was set at $500 which he managed to post.
But he gave himself his own nickname! And it doesn't make any sense!
ReplyDeleteEither way, wasn't this all supposed to be publicity for his new reality show?
I can't really hate on him, though, he seemed kinda sweet but terminally dumb the first season and then the drugs. He has the oddest melon, totally looks as though it should be on a different body.
Wait. That's allowed now? Giving yourself a nickname. In that case, I want to be The Conundrum.
DeleteOooh! I want to be The Confusing then!
DeleteOooh,or how about The Phlegmatic??
DeleteOh oh oh! Can I be The Predicament?
DeleteOnly if I can be The Loquacious!
DeleteDang it. I changed my mind. I want to be The Enigmatic... or do I?
DeleteI like the catalyst. I don't know why.
DeleteThe loquacious? Dang it. I only know that word because I missed it on the SAT's...
DeleteI will answer to "The Mercurial" now.
DeleteI want to be The Antidisestablishmentarian.
DeleteOooh! And I will be The Existentialist!
DeleteWait… I thought you were the confusing. Or the phlegmatic. Or the loquacious. Dang it! To whom do I send The Predicpics?
DeleteAll of us, The Predicament! We share!
DeleteOk then! I better get to work on the Photoshopping...
DeleteLet our powers combine!
DeleteThe Enigmatic!
The Predicament!
The Loquacious! Also known as The Existentialist!
The Catalyst!
The Mercurial!
The Antidisestablishmentarian!
The Cynic!
The Kerfuffle!
Go ...... Uhhhh so this is embarrassing. We don't have a Captain or a team name. Are we linguists or philosophers?
I would say we're all a bunch of cunning...no, that ain't right. Wordy mofos it is!
DeleteCunning Linguists? I thought we were The Master Debaters?
DeleteWe have a lot of Master Baiters here in TN....maybe we should be something else
DeleteI am The One Who Knocks ;)
Delete#banter
Oh I like Knockers...
Deletebouncy bounce
DeleteClicked link... Never wanted to come back...
DeleteTTM, you can't have four. Greedy moo.
DeleteSprink, I wasn't being greedy, I was being The Undecided
DeleteTher needs to be a film called The Undecided.
Deleteooh, trying, trying. No. Can't bring myself to care.
ReplyDeletePublicity stunt to get his name back out there.
ReplyDeleteHe should've banged his head against a brick wall again instead of fighting.
ReplyDeleteGawd I still cringe thinking about that. .. He could really have done brain damage with that dumb move
DeleteWell, the charge was 'simple' assault. Sounds about right.....
DeleteWhy are we still talking about this bankrupt super loser?
ReplyDeleteMorning campers!
Good morning, Wigs!
DeleteHe was the popular guess for the reality star having sex with groupies in his car. I guess he really is flat broke.
ReplyDeleteMorning All!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Orvilla!
DeleteHi Orvilla & TTM !!!
DeleteHey AJ!
DeleteAs my Gram-Gram said, class always tells.
ReplyDeleteI completely forgot he existed
ReplyDeleteJfc, I am sure this show is one of the seven signs.
ReplyDeleteThis is what his brother looks like.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.
ReplyDeletePlease folks DO NOT think this guy or the show on MTV is what NJ is like. The town that this happened in is actually a very quiet town. I went to HS in Port Monmouth that is next to it.
I have no idea why he decided to try and do a shop & show there.
then I guess I will have to be The Cynic
ReplyDeleteHey AJ and TTM
ReplyDeleteWho's still photographing this turd?
ReplyDeleteagreed, Kno! hell, I never watched that show in the beginning. I definitely don't want to hear about these fools now.
ReplyDeleteHis brother's defense should be "He's just got one of those faces, ya kno?"
ReplyDeleteI wanna be The Kerfuffle!
ReplyDeletethey blew thru that jersey shore money, damn shame
ReplyDeleteYeah...he's looking for publicity since he and his brother's new reality show comes out soon.
ReplyDeleteDumb Guido Fights Family! Front page, NY Post
ReplyDeleteWHY? DEAR GOD... WHY????? WHY IS THIS TROGLODYTE STILL BEING TALKED ABOUT???!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaaaan I guess nobody watched wendy Williams today and understood the kewpie doll which I couldn't stop laughing about today so I'm trying harder now.... I mean just LOOK at this guy!!! (My profile pic)
ReplyDeleteI'm toying with...
ReplyDeleteThe Recurring Character
The Guest Star
or The Very Special Episode
I initially latched on to The Guest Star for you, Sprink, but The Very Special Episode has an undeniable charm.
DeleteTricky, innit, The Conundrum?
DeleteDarn; I always seem to drop in after the cool kids have taken off for the Post afterparty... :~{
ReplyDeleteThe Cameo?
No.
The Listless?
Uh, uh; decent pun, but too symptom-ish.
The Peripheral Oedema is better (peripheral commenter who brings in bloated verbosity), yet even more downbeat. Hmmm.
The Wandering Epilogue.
Not awful. Might even present an opportunity to create a GIF of my youngest Dependent's meandering tail.
Talks To Self? ;-)
I think The Wandering Epilogue is perfect!
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