Wednesday, June 18, 2014

The Situation Gets A Shiner From His Brother

I hope that reality show starts paying off for The Situation because money is tight and things really got bad yesterday when The Situation got into a fight at the tanning salon they own. The business has been struggling to the point that employees are not being paid and the brothers started arguing over who was at fault and the next thing you know, punches were thrown and The Situation ended up with a black eye and a busted hand. Despite his injuries, it was only The Situation who was arrested and charged with simple assault. His bail was set at $500 which he managed to post.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:15 AM

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  1. TalksTooMuch7:17 AM

    But he gave himself his own nickname! And it doesn't make any sense!

    Either way, wasn't this all supposed to be publicity for his new reality show?

    I can't really hate on him, though, he seemed kinda sweet but terminally dumb the first season and then the drugs. He has the oddest melon, totally looks as though it should be on a different body.

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    1. OneEyeCharlie7:21 AM

      Wait. That's allowed now? Giving yourself a nickname. In that case, I want to be The Conundrum.

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    2. TalksTooMuch7:24 AM

      Oooh! I want to be The Confusing then!

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    3. TalksTooMuch7:28 AM

      Oooh,or how about The Phlegmatic??

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    4. Anonymous7:35 AM

      Oh oh oh! Can I be The Predicament?

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    5. TalksTooMuch7:38 AM

      Only if I can be The Loquacious!

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    6. OneEyeCharlie7:45 AM

      Dang it. I changed my mind. I want to be The Enigmatic... or do I?

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    7. ItsCourtneyD7:50 AM

      I like the catalyst. I don't know why.

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    8. Anonymous7:59 AM

      The loquacious? Dang it. I only know that word because I missed it on the SAT's...

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    9. Sugar 8:26 AM

      I will answer to "The Mercurial" now.

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    10. Riven8:26 AM

      I want to be The Antidisestablishmentarian.

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    11. TalksTooMuch8:27 AM

      Oooh! And I will be The Existentialist!

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    12. Anonymous8:54 AM

      Wait… I thought you were the confusing. Or the phlegmatic. Or the loquacious. Dang it! To whom do I send The Predicpics?

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    13. TalksTooMuch8:56 AM

      All of us, The Predicament! We share!

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    14. Anonymous9:35 AM

      Ok then! I better get to work on the Photoshopping...

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    15. Riven9:42 AM

      Let our powers combine!

      The Enigmatic!
      The Predicament!
      The Loquacious! Also known as The Existentialist!
      The Catalyst!
      The Mercurial!
      The Antidisestablishmentarian!
      The Cynic!
      The Kerfuffle!

      Go ...... Uhhhh so this is embarrassing. We don't have a Captain or a team name. Are we linguists or philosophers?

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    16. TalksTooMuch10:19 AM

      I would say we're all a bunch of cunning...no, that ain't right. Wordy mofos it is!

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    17. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Cunning Linguists? I thought we were The Master Debaters?

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    18. ItsCourtneyD11:32 AM

      We have a lot of Master Baiters here in TN....maybe we should be something else

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    19. Lady Heisenberg12:03 PM

      I am The One Who Knocks ;)
      #banter

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    20. Anonymous12:06 PM

      Oh I like Knockers...

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    21. Lady Heisenberg12:55 PM

      bouncy bounce

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    22. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Clicked link... Never wanted to come back...

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    23. Sprink3:54 AM

      TTM, you can't have four. Greedy moo.

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    24. TalksTooMuch5:39 AM

      Sprink, I wasn't being greedy, I was being The Undecided

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    25. Sprink5:57 AM

      Ther needs to be a film called The Undecided.

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  2. Violet7:18 AM

    ooh, trying, trying. No. Can't bring myself to care.

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  3. LottaColada7:18 AM

    Publicity stunt to get his name back out there.

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  4. FSP7:19 AM

    He should've banged his head against a brick wall again instead of fighting.

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    1. GatorGirl7:22 AM

      Gawd I still cringe thinking about that. .. He could really have done brain damage with that dumb move

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    2. Sugar 8:27 AM

      Well, the charge was 'simple' assault. Sounds about right.....

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  5. Kristin Wigs7:19 AM

    Why are we still talking about this bankrupt super loser?

    Morning campers!

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  6. SecretTorture - "ST"7:23 AM

    He was the popular guess for the reality star having sex with groupies in his car. I guess he really is flat broke.

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  7. Orvilla Bedinbacher7:27 AM

    Morning All!

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  8. Tru7:27 AM

    As my Gram-Gram said, class always tells.

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  9. rajahcat7:31 AM

    I completely forgot he existed

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  10. auntliddy7:37 AM

    Jfc, I am sure this show is one of the seven signs.

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  11. Kat has left the building7:37 AM

    This is what his brother looks like.

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  12. AJ7:39 AM

    Hahahahaha.
    Please folks DO NOT think this guy or the show on MTV is what NJ is like. The town that this happened in is actually a very quiet town. I went to HS in Port Monmouth that is next to it.
    I have no idea why he decided to try and do a shop & show there.

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  13. rajahcat7:39 AM

    then I guess I will have to be The Cynic

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  14. Orvilla Bedinbacher7:44 AM

    Hey AJ and TTM

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  15. Kno Won7:54 AM

    Who's still photographing this turd?

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  16. Orvilla Bedinbacher8:05 AM

    agreed, Kno! hell, I never watched that show in the beginning. I definitely don't want to hear about these fools now.

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  17. Riven8:28 AM

    His brother's defense should be "He's just got one of those faces, ya kno?"

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  18. Sherry9:04 AM

    I wanna be The Kerfuffle!

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  19. nurysp9:45 AM

    they blew thru that jersey shore money, damn shame

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  20. crila169:49 AM

    Yeah...he's looking for publicity since he and his brother's new reality show comes out soon.

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  21. NateM12:22 PM

    Dumb Guido Fights Family! Front page, NY Post

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  22. Ri6:57 PM

    WHY? DEAR GOD... WHY????? WHY IS THIS TROGLODYTE STILL BEING TALKED ABOUT???!!!!!!!

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  23. Kat has left the building7:07 PM

    Maaaan I guess nobody watched wendy Williams today and understood the kewpie doll which I couldn't stop laughing about today so I'm trying harder now.... I mean just LOOK at this guy!!! (My profile pic)

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  24. Sprink3:58 AM

    I'm toying with...

    The Recurring Character
    The Guest Star
    or The Very Special Episode

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    1. OneEyeCharlie4:14 AM

      I initially latched on to The Guest Star for you, Sprink, but The Very Special Episode has an undeniable charm.

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    2. Sprink4:32 AM

      Tricky, innit, The Conundrum?

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  25. Bitca1:56 AM

    Darn; I always seem to drop in after the cool kids have taken off for the Post afterparty... :~{

    The Cameo?
    No.
    The Listless?
    Uh, uh; decent pun, but too symptom-ish.
    The Peripheral Oedema is better (peripheral commenter who brings in bloated verbosity), yet even more downbeat. Hmmm.

    The Wandering Epilogue.

    Not awful. Might even present an opportunity to create a GIF of my youngest Dependent's meandering tail.

    Talks To Self? ;-)

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:34 AM

      I think The Wandering Epilogue is perfect!

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