Lindsay Lohan wants to relocate to London permanently. Be my guest.
Matt Damon outside LAX.
Margot Robbie was about the only good part of Wolf Of Wall Street. Oh, and the attempt by Leo to get to his car after taking Quaaludes.
Nina Dobrev in NYC.
Natasha Lyonne promoting OITNB.
Owen Wilson and his son.
I never pegged Paris Hilton as the artsy craftsy type. Maybe she is just looking for glues to sniff.
Rose McGowan is in Sydney.
Selena Gomez showed herself after a few days away.
So did Selena do like a 3 day rehab or something?
ReplyDeleteNatasha Lyonne looks fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS get Nina Dobrev and Emanuelle Shreaky mixed up, they could be twins!
Lol Enty re:Paris.
ReplyDeleteSelena looks like she sniffed too.
London needs to raise its qualifications for permanent visas (England too haha I goofed)
Maybe Paris is gonna throw a decoupage party. Everyone designs their own purse and do blow off the glass coffee table?
ReplyDeleteLindsay has never met a bra she didn't completely ignore.
ReplyDeleteLilo's backpack looks like a duct tape experiment.
ReplyDeleteHellooooo, Matt Damon!
Goodbye, Paris Decoupage Hilton.
(Thank you, Dred Pirate Charlie.)
Sweet Nina. You make it sound like Owen Wilson only has 1 child. I thought he has 6 kids with 6 different women and 5 more with 5 different work out instructors en route.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was 13 kids with 15 different women.
DeleteSelena has a squirrel face ( obligatory who's nuts joke here)
ReplyDeleteRose pose #8, artful surprise.
My God, Owen's kid is gorgeous.
Selena looks....different.
ReplyDeleteI'd offer to help Lindsey pack, but I'm unwilling to touch anything that belongs to her.
ReplyDeleteCheerio Lilo!
ReplyDeleteThat's fine, Linds. Die over there instead of here. Suits me.
ReplyDeleteLilo will no more relocate to London than Baldwin will move out of NY or leave the US.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe Selena went to help out to get clean and sober. It's what my lover Anthony Kiedis used to do.
ReplyDeletePrinces Harry and Andrew, be forewarned! Lindsay might move to your side of the pond permanently, with perhaps ideas of marrying into royalty. Princess Lindsay, anyone?
ReplyDeleteP: Gomez
ReplyDeleteM: Paris
B: Robbie
I love Margot Robbie's dress. Love. Love. Love!
ReplyDeleteNina looks effortless. I need that coat.
ReplyDeleteParis is probably buying crafty stuff for EDC next weekend.
ReplyDeleteNina is so pretty to me.
ReplyDeleteLove the Sox had Matt!!! Go Sox.
ReplyDeleteYou go Natasha! Loving the second season of Orange is the New Black.
ReplyDeleteI just saw Wolf of Wall Street (loved it) and I had no idea who Margot Robbie was and holy wow she is stunning! And I love her dress :)
ReplyDeletelindsay will stay in london b/c that's where all the rich arabs are
ReplyDeleteReally, @sugarbread? Did Beverley Hills get too crowded?
ReplyDeleteThink she just did them all. They're on Ashley Greene and Julianne hough now.
DeleteThe British are not to be trusted. They sent back Goop and Madge. They'll eject Blohan once the Arab customers are done with her and they took Hugh Laurie away, the bastards.
ReplyDeleteWe're keeping Craig Ferguson, Tracy Ullman, Anthony Hopkins and Angela Lansbury and we already kept Cary Grant, so suck it Brits.
I would like to talk aboot a timeshare witn Angela Lansbury
DeleteI saw her in Blithe Spirit last weekend and she smashed it.
DeleteAnybody remember the lovely smell of rubber cement??? And those markers they let us use back in the day, before Crayola made washable/unsniffable markers??? Personally, I really love the smell of orthopedic cement in the OR!!
ReplyDeleteLiLo puts a smile on my face. The world would be less amusing if she disappeared.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I wouldn't miss Bieber or the Kuntrashians if they all fell into a fjord somewhere.
Linds - don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon looks like he'd make an awesome boyfriend/husband/companion. He's just so damn good-natured and always laughing, and living with him seems like it would be a lot of fun. And not bad looking either.
Owen's son looks like a cutie :)
What Kassandra said about the door and LiLo.
ReplyDeleteNina Dobrev in a real picture taken on the streets of New York City. There are actual people around her. Nice. She also looks like a real NY'er.
Ba ha ha, Lilo's gold handbag still has a ticket swinging from it...stolen anyone.?
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