You can't drive a block in LA without seeing Jaime Pressly's new show being advertised. TV Land must have got a deal on bus stop ads.
Katie Holmes out shopping yesterday in NYC.
Lana Del Rey out to lunch yesterday.
Lindsay Lohan taking gym selfies in London.
Mariah Carey wearing what all women wear when they take their kids to the park.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones at JFK.
Never too late to learn to spell. Way to go Meg Ryan.
Owen Wilson gets spotted in Malibu with a new woman, who is not one of the two women he got pregnant.
Vin Diesel hugs Jordana Brewster before they start filming.
Katie carrying her morning stash of wine.
ReplyDeleteMan, I have been WAY underdressed, ALL summer at the park! Why didn't the other moms say anything??
ReplyDeleteWe are planning an intervention for you. We've been quite embarrassed by your outfits. Please step up your game. Ditch the dirty sneaks for some heels for God's sake.
DeleteThanks, Helen, that's just the kind of tough love I needed. I can keep the ripped jorts, though, right??
DeleteVin, go ahead and hug as many lovely ladies as you want. Not going to convince me you are straight.
ReplyDeleteMariah everyone loves you but you're an idiot.
ReplyDeleteKatie has the boxed wine where's Reese?
Jamie Pressley's show is gonna bomb first I heard of it
Mimi's dress is cute.
ReplyDeleteHo..Lee..shit. #MegsFaceIsMelting. 'Scuse me whilst I vomit.
Meg looks crazy skinny. Scary is not a good look
ReplyDeleteI thought Michael Douglas and CZJ broke up or were gonna break up. .. Did they get back together when I wasn't watching?
ReplyDeleteOwen will probably impregnate her soon.
ReplyDeleteMimi looks idiotic. Wth with her?
ReplyDeleteAs for Presley, THIS is how you promote a show! Well done tvland. Not that ill be watching, but well done!
ReplyDeleteI thought she looked like a middle aged Tinkerbell. Either way, I'm not watching either
DeleteCZJ is still gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteOf course Meg's not buying a Grade 3 spelling book for the child she's with. #snarkfail
Do not like Jamie's shoes. Boots. Open toed boots. Sandal boots. Gladiator toe boots. Whatever they're called.
No, but she is one of the three he will have gotten pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI hate those open toed bootys as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's that hat that Meg wears everywhere. Ugh I hate those.
Why Mimi? Why are you dressed in that outfit?
@Sherry, because she's Mimi and she's faaaaabulous! Even on the playground!
ReplyDeleteHow did *they* prop Mimi up in that tight dress?
ReplyDeleteGood God Meg Ryan can't dress to save her life.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the Owen Wilson photo. Yet. He hasn't gotten her pregnant yet.
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan's giant pants make me super-sad.
ReplyDeleteLeave Mimi alone! This is totally her thing. Heck, I'd do it if I could get away with it.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT'S the CZJ I remember! It looks like her latest surgery swelling (or whatever it is that makes faces look weird for a while) has settled down. Damn, she looks fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI always wonder how women walk in dresses like the one Mariah is in. It is so snug around a majority of the legs.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually disturbed by how out of touch Mariah is.
ReplyDeleteMimi's schtick is getting old.
ReplyDeleteMimi looks like a complete idiot. Meg looks like crap.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Lindsay had a great workout. Yeah.
ReplyDeleteI hope Jaime does good with this, I root for her, since I live near where she grew up.
I watched that NBC hour long special with Mariah and Matt Lauer last week and Matt had this raised eyebrow look through the whole interview.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that there are others who feel the same as me. Either wear boots or booties, or wear sandals - But the combination does not look good! Please make it stop. Oh and I keep thinking those stupid gladiator sandals that go half-way up the leg were going to go out of style a long time ago, but they just keep making them. They do not look good on 99% of the population.
ReplyDeleteReno you must be out by Kingston or Benson or Fuquay by chance? I have friends there in FV. May be visiting in late June. I'd love to get the heck outta CLT that's fo sho!
ReplyDeleteGosh, remember when Michael Douglas just HAD to meet and marry CZJ?
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is wrong with Lilo's legs. They look like peoples legs that have bad venous stasis or peripheral artery disease and have that purple or red stained look.
ReplyDelete@Sherry. Yeah, Eastern NC. Jaime grew up in Kinston.
ReplyDeleteThe less skin Lindsay Lohan exposes the better off all of us shall be.
ReplyDeleteCZJ looks great. Meg looks horrible.
ReplyDeleteAww Fast and Furious cast... you havey sympathy.
ReplyDeleteP: Del Ray
ReplyDeleteM: Pressly
B: Brewster
Seriously about ads for Jamie's show! I've never seen busses like this, the public trans busses are big pink ads of this show, which covers every inch of the busses-windows and all. The other day on the 101 / 5 I was sitting in traffic with the little car top down and I was surrounded by pink! And for 20 mins, inching a mile or two, I was staring into tbe mouth of Jamie on tbe side of the bus parallel to me. I know that chicks mouth like no one else now, I got a good look cuz it was 4 feet wide. Or at least the photo shopped version.
ReplyDeleteI was first really amazed at all these busses (I even saw a lot with another 6-8 parked in it) but then I got mesmerized by Jamie's bicuspids.
Could Meg PLEASE buy a pair of pants that fit?? Seriously, she wears the same outfit everyday...
ReplyDeleteSo is LOWHan doing a line of yoga pants or some shit and that's why she is taking pics of herself fake working out?
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