Apparently Jessica Simpson had her lips done in the past two days. Here she is in NYC.
Joanna Krupa was at the Maxim 100 party with
Paris Hilton and
Peta Murgatroyd.
Number one on the list this year is Candice Swanepoel.
On the opposite coast was an amfAR event at The Plaza.
Karolina Kurkova
Josh Duhamel and Fergie
Sarah Jessica Parker
Laverne Cox
Laverne is the best looking lady in the bunch
ReplyDeleteThank sweet baby jeebus for Laverne Cox and Nipples DuHamel, totally saved this set
ReplyDeletejessica is back into the barbie mode
ReplyDeletei like the pattern on paris' dress
candice is perfect
Dear God, what is Karolina wearing?
ReplyDeleteImma look at Jess's legs not lips Enty. Yours too Peta. Candide looks swell and so does Fervid.
ReplyDeleteWow. SJP's is sooooo wide looking.
ReplyDelete*nice Candice *
ReplyDeleteGod strike me dead I actually like Paris's dress. Yes did Karolina think it was a Victorian costume party? Usually she is on target.
ReplyDeletethat calf muscle on Jessica S is scaring me
ReplyDeleteWtf is KK wearing?!? Laverne looks amazing and puts all of these bitches to shame.
ReplyDeleteIt's a toss up for the doily award between SJP and Karolina.
ReplyDeleteWhy with the lips?! How is that attractive? Love me some Laverne Cox.
ReplyDelete+1 @Tina and thank you. I was going to write up that she needs to chill on the calf exercises because they are starting to look lady body builder-ish and that's not gonna be a good look for her, but held back because I was worried that my post would be too bitchy.
ReplyDeleteAre people getting calf implants now? Seriously, can Jessica's be natural?
ReplyDeleteAnd I want to be bff's with SJP. In my head, we already are ;)
Laverne looks AMAZING here! I love her but something about her teeth or maybe mouth drives me a little nuts when she talks on the show. Love Candice...she's a doll in person!!!
ReplyDeleteJess's calf muscle is insane.
ReplyDeleteKarolina looks so bad.
I like SJP's dress actually.
Jessica's legs... holy shit.
ReplyDeleteBy "amfAR" did they think it meant "Civil War re-enactment?"
ReplyDeleteOr non-gritty reboot of "Little House on the Prairie?"
ReplyDeleteJessica's shape now is so odd to me. Her legs are a shade too ripped and lean, yet her top half/midsection still seems large. It's it just the clothes she's been wearing?
ReplyDelete@smn you can tell through her clothes that they are drapey and not tight on her.
ReplyDeletei'm sure different angles would make her look differently but with all the exercise, she probably has great muscle tone all over.
Good Gawd, Jessica's calf muscles are giving me the willies!
ReplyDeleteBad angle shot on Duhamel. Makes his head look huge and his body tiny
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jessica is taking that HGH supplement?
ReplyDeleteI don't think she got her lips done at all. She's been walking around sucking in her cheeks and pursing her lips like an idiot for weeks.
ReplyDeleteI like Fergie...she looks nice and relaxed and not all posed like she usually does.
ReplyDeleteSJPs dress isn't horrible but it isn't helped by that awful hair and sour expression
What is it with these names? Are they made up? Take your dog's name and the street you grew up on......
SJP stole my bed sheets for her dress. Ick
ReplyDeleteSigh. I remember when I used to be able to wear things like Candice is there. So sad. Back to my wine now.
ReplyDeleteOutside of fashion shoots (or what Kelly Osbourne calls "editorial"), do people actually walk around NYC in shoes like Jessica's? Pounding on the cement...pound, pound, pound.....
ReplyDeleteOutside of fashion shoots (or what Kelly Osbourne calls "editorial"), do people actually walk around NYC in shoes like Jessica's? Pounding on the cement...pound, pound, pound.....
ReplyDeleteWhat in all the hells is SJP wearing?!? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteJessica's calf muscles are all natural and they are amazing! Strong is the new skinny.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I also agree Jessica's legs look bizarre. And that stupid I'm-obsessed-with-myself smug pout with the duck face makes her seriously unlike able. At least when she was heavier she seemed happy ands smiley. Now it's all look at me I'm a model. Gross.
ReplyDeleteI knew Candice S was hot, but OMFG!!! I need to reasses my top 5.
ReplyDeleteEnty hinted that Jessica got calf implants but what is that red mark on her inner calf??
ReplyDeleteOdd place for a hickey
Sjp is wearing a confetti cake dress
Karolina is European Amish
Lavergne is shutting it Down! ! $$
What is that SJP is wearing? She looks hideous.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else mentioned how f'ing bizarre and super-scary Jessica's calf muscle is? i'm not sure i've seen that level of ripped-ness on most men.
ReplyDeleteNever noticed how *tall* JoshD's forehead is. He's still ridiculously good-looking though.
Laverne Cox is a pretty good looking t-girl (at least that's what i hear, am i wrong?).
I don't really get Jessica Simpson's style. With all her money you would think she would get it right at least 50% of the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd how can she sell shoes for a living but yet her shoes never fit her properly?
I don't really get Jessica Simpson's style. With all her money you would think she would get it right at least 50% of the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd how can she sell shoes for a living but yet her shoes never fit her properly?
I don't really get Jessica Simpson's style. With all her money you would think she would get it right at least 50% of the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd how can she sell shoes for a living but yet her shoes never fit her properly?
I'm so sorry that same post went up 3 times! I didn't think it was going though so I continued to click. So sorry!
ReplyDeleteJess looks like her calf implant is about to drop off her leg. She's dressing like she's in her 20's. Not a fan of the shoes. PETA looks like she just got out of the shower, but maybe that's what she was aiming for. SJP looks like she's wearing a sheet. Paris has a nice dress and necklace. Not a fan of her personality or thinking process, though. Karolina looks like a scary school marm from the 1880's. Laverne looks great but I think she needs to soften her hair color. It doesn't go with her skin tone.
ReplyDeleteSJP & Karolina...why the sister-wife prairie dresses?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Jessica Simpson's legs are way too muscular, especially the calves.
And Jess looks like her calf implant is going to pop out of her skin.
ReplyDeleteWith Jessica's skirt being so short, I wonder which set of lips are being referred to here.
ReplyDeleteWearing 8-inch heels does some crazy weird shit to your leg look, Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton needs to wear more statement jewellery like this. It makes her look relatively dignified.
Legs OR chest, Peta Murgatroyd. Never both.
I hope Candice Swanepool is savouring her extreme hotness now, knowing it won't last forever but that's okay. Good grief, rather stunning.
SJP - the long lost Olsen.