Eva Longoria and Cameron Diaz
Sandra Bullock looks thrilled to be seated next to Chelsea Handler.
Jane Fonda and her son.
Meryl Streep and Sally Field
Catherine Zeta Jones and Morgan Freeman make out.
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman
Emily Mortimer
Michael Douglas
Eva Longoria, Melanie Griffith and Rosanna Arquette
Cameron Diaz looks good, so does Sally Field. Michael Douglas looks DANG good, y'all
ReplyDeleteCZJ is too old for Morgan.
ReplyDeleteThere def is star power in this set but WTF is Chelsea even doing in this type of company?
Drinking free liquor until she blacks out?
DeleteWow, Troy Garrity looks exactly like his father Tom Hayden when Tom was young.
ReplyDeleteAll of these people look too good - filter, lighting and photoshop really work wonders.
ReplyDeleteDamn Cameron looks good
ReplyDelete*Side eye* Sandra bullock friendship with Chelsea
Felicity Huffman brings it home. That woman is gorgeous and she's married to William H Macy!
ReplyDeleteSandy B is frozen in Handler booze fumes.
I didn't realize cameras had a botox filter now. That pic of Meryl and Sally is SO airbrushed!
ReplyDeleteBut they look fabulous so.. whatevs, I guess? Honestly, I find it depressing that these women get together to celebrate each other but hit the plastic surgeon for injections beforehand. Even Michael Douglas' forehead got in on it.
Jane Fonda is a CUNT
ReplyDeleteFonda's outfit is really nice.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Chelsea, try a moisturizing treatment mask for that fried mop on your head. I suggest theBalm's En Root treatment mask. ut you just might need to shave your head and start from scratch.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock looks like she has lost any ability to move her face for anything besides blinking and mumbling.
Meryl Streep is a CUNT
ReplyDeleteshes BAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!
ReplyDeleteDerek, couldn't agree more with your succinct assessment of Jane.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Marlo from RHOA was sleeping with her man!? LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI am so over jane fonda. And her son looks like he us too.
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda - why are we celebrating this cunt?
ReplyDeleteHanoi Jane's son is cute.
ReplyDeleteI am unclear on the Jane Fonda hate. I hope people aren't getting to political on here. If not, spill the tea! Is there a good gossip reason to dislike her?
ReplyDeleteJane Fonda is personally responsible for the torture and perhaps death of American POWs in Vietnam. I don't know how she lives with herself. Google it.
ReplyDeleteFor my generation, the whole hanoi thing doesnt sit well. I liked her, but after reading tons about her, i think she a kind of cold person. And marrying ted turner? Now thats trouble right there, lol. Then all the exercising when it turned out she has cosmetic surgery. Still, dont hate her, she looks fabulous, but im just uninterested in her.
ReplyDeleteOh, ffs, after all the photos of Jane Fonda here, why NOW the hate?
ReplyDeleteAt least the Anti-Mark Wahlberg Missionaries are consistent...
That is the fakest looking smile on Meryl's face...
ReplyDeletelooks like catherine zeta took her happy meds
ReplyDeletesandy looks good,,stay away from the handler girl
Would someone please tell Chelsea Handler that fried combover needs to GO! When you can't manage to keep your bangs from falling across the middle of your face it means you have parted it too far over. I don't know what idiotic hairstylist started this trend but it needs to be over. The ratty hair - I just took out my extensions and now I'm wearing a shitty combover bob - trend needs to STOP! I'm looking at you Taylor Swift, Julianne Hough, Chelsea Handler and Kaley Cuoco....oh wait! Kaley actually got a real haircut after that ratty bob cut. I don't know who the so called hairstylists are doing these shitty cuts but they need to have their Barbazon School of Beauty Hair-Do licenses yanked. All the money these people make and they walk around in public with shitty weaves (Bey) and ratty dry hair. Tragic!
ReplyDeleteLol to the above comment...so true. Yeah I don't get why bey with all that money wears those shitty weaves...is she bald underneath? Just go natural ffs. She's as bad as Britney. Eva and Cameron look great. Sandra and Chelsea look awkward alright..Chelsea looks like a slimy starfucker sidling up to Sandra like that.
ReplyDeleteI don't get why everyone hates on Jane Fonda...she has a good looking son ! And she looks great ...I know she's had work done but she hasn't gone overboard with it like actresses half her age like frankennicole et al.
DeleteMichael Douglas is still hot 40+ years later. I used to drool over him as a pre-teen when he was in, "The Streets of San Francisco".
ReplyDeleteMeryl and Sally look great. This is how you do plastic surgery, ladies.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.
Love the William H. Macy/Felicity Huffman pairing. They look wonderful in this photo.
The Fondas are a pleasantly attractive family and obviously have resilient genes with the, "pleasant-looking" attributes that don't seem to get watered down with each generation.
I can name 10 classic Winona movies and 10 classic Robert deNiro movies I cant name 3 classic Honda movies...
ReplyDeleteBarbarella; Klute; Coming Home; On Golden Pond; 9-5.
ReplyDeletePlease now provide your Winona 10.
Jane has 7 Oscar nominations with 2 wins.
ReplyDeleteWinona has 2 Oscar nominations and no wins.
OTOH Winona never gave aid and comfort to the enemy.
P: Mortimer
ReplyDeleteM: Longoria/Diaz
B: Bullock/Handler
Michael Douglas and Christie Brinkley must share the same plastic surgeon. They both look FANTASTIC lately. Good for them.... Usually the nip-tucked celebs look awful.
ReplyDeleteI was about to say, Michael Douglas is looking much better these days.
ReplyDeleteSandy looks like she's thinking , "I can't wait til this photo op is over. I'm getting a contact drunk sitting next to Chelsea".
Fonda's son is very handsome.
Do men like to be called handsome? My friend Marc said it was an insult and I was like, WHAT?
Meryl is dressing a bit matronly these days. Ugly dress.
Sorry, Fonda/Hayden son looks nothing like his father back in the day. His father has always looked like he either has acne or acne scars and like he was hit with the ugly stick, big time.
ReplyDeleteMeryl looks matronly about 2 out of every 3 pictures for the past decade.
I wish Emily Mortimer was my news director...
ReplyDeleteNice looking pics.
ReplyDeleteHmmm Sandra recently had dinner with Chelsea and Chris Evans. It was assumed Chelsea was setting up Chris with Sandy, his first celebrity crush. But it may be he was the beard. Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas definitely had some work done! He actually looks really good...
ReplyDelete@Sprink here's what I consider my 10 Winona Ryder classics. I even threw in an extra because I count around 11 that I think worth mention.
ReplyDelete1. Beetlejuice
2. Heathers
3. Great Balls of Fire
4. Edward Scissorhands
5. Mermaids (Cher!)
6. Dracula
7. The Age of Innocence
8. Little Women
9. The Crucible (because it is Miller)
10. Alien Resurection
11. Girl Interrupted
Alien Resurrection, @Lula? Little Women??
DeleteI thought we could be friends...
@Lula - how can that list not include Reality Bites?
DeleteI used to think Chelsea Handler was witty and biting. Now I think she's bitter hag with an axe to grind.
ReplyDeleteRosanna and Melanie, sowing the seeds of the plastic surgery Stepford sorority. Same surgeon? He should be sued.
Cammie looks good - love the dress, love the hair.
Michael Douglas looks better than I've seen him in a loooong time. Pity his old man is such and Old Hollywood douchebag.
It almost looks as though Sandra Bullock is being held in place n
ReplyDeleteThree Jane Fonda films:
ReplyDeleteOn Golden Pond
Cat Ballou
Barbarella
Klute
The China Syndrome
Julia
Barefoot in the Park
Oh, wait. That's seven. And those are just off the top of my head.
And she looks AWESOME here!
Jane F looks great and her son is handsome. CZJ looks gorge as always and so happy to see Michael Douglas looking healthy. Sandra B looks amazing and young as always and Chelsea- I don't get it- never wears like any makeup and hair always a hot mess. I really don't get it. Put some makeup on, woman! Put in extensions or something because shorter hair not good! Yes, Melanie and Roseanne have way overdone the. " dental" work.
ReplyDeleteI keep forgetting Michael Douglas and Jane Fonda did a movie together. I remember when Douglas had that bad eye job about 15 years ago, but gravity helped him out and now he has a good surgeon.
ReplyDeleteCameron looks amazing. Eva Longoria is almost dwarf. His knees are so thin that can pierce anything.
ReplyDelete@Sprink- Little Women is a classic book. Like Arthur Miller's The Crucible. It may not have been your favorite read in high school but it's a classic (and it's well written/acted unlike The Scarlet Letter). Alien Resurrection? Hells YES! Totally underrated in the Alien franchise. Michael Wincott as always is toothsome (poor Elgin died too young), Ron Pearlman pre-Hellboy always a delight and of course I bow to Sigourney Weaver's Ripley. I never said Winona was the best thing about that movie but I liked A.R. a lot (For the record Aliens is the best Alien movie in my book). @ Lucas I did not include Reality Bites because that movie makes me want to go postal every time I see even a small part of it. I hate Winona and Ethan Hawke's characters beyond mere words. They have no redeemable qualities and Janeane Garafalo is the only good thing in that movie. Kurt Cobain would have beaten Ethan Hawke to death with his Mosrite guitar if he had ever run into him at a gig I'm sure of it.
ReplyDelete@Lula, it's amazing how we can agree on so much yet arrive at different conclusions. Ah, such is life.
ReplyDeleteYes, Little Women was a classic book. The Winona remake, not so much. I'm not saying it was a bad film (though I wasn't keen on Bale as Laurie, but never mind). I enjoyed it. Not a classic to me.
Crucible, well, that just doesn't fall into classic film for me either, sorry, though Miller was obviously an important playwright.
As for Reality Bites, we agree; it did.
Cheers.
ps--I do like Winona, I just didn't like the idea that she somehow trumped Jane Fonda in terms of body of work and importance as an actress; politics aside, Jane deserves better than that. (Oh wait, maybe now's a good time to point out I'm not a particular fan of Jane's either!)
@Sprink Oh no I didn't mean that either movie was a (movie) classic, I meant those two written pieces (book and play) were classics and the movie versions seemed done well enough to get a nod - I did list 11 movies of Winona's so that you could automatically scratch one off the list if you didn't agree). When you're talking classic movie of a classic book? That's when we move into Last of the Mohicans territory. Personally I think that Winona is an okay actress. I never thought she was THAT talented she just happens to have done a lot of good movies with talented people (and I like at least 10 of them). Sophia Coppola sucked big time in Godfather 3 but I don't think Winona would have put in any kind of star performance either (not to mention the whole movie sucked - except for Andy Garcia). If you look at it, she does her best work when she's in the middle of a great cast. Just look at the talent in Beetlejuice alone - Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis & Catherine O'Hara (LOVE her). She's worked with Depp, Daniel Day-Lewis (twice) Michelle Pffeifer, Cher, Angelina Joilie, the previously mentioned Alien cast etc. She's been smart enough usually to make sure she's surrounded with talent in her older stuff anyway. As far as Fonda goes? She's never been my cup of tea. Of course I loved 9 to 5 and she was very good in Klute as well as a host of others, I just don't like her personally so I don't usually watch anything she does. Fonda is from an era of movie making that's apples and oranges when comparing her to a younger generation (in this case) Winona. They absolutely don't make movies like that anymore. When Fonda was in her prime, women in Hollywood had it a million times harder IMHO. As far as the political stuff with her goes if she hadn't been a "Fonda" and her daddy hadn't been who he was I think her ass would have gone to prison for treason (and rightfully so). It seems strange to me that Winona took such a public hit over the shoplifting gig. Just look at the bullshit Hollywood gets up to now. If Winona did the same thing in this day and age and had her face all over the news for it? Reese Witherspoon, Jessica Alba, Emma Rossum and all those other desperate "actresses" would be knocking each other over trying to be the next BIG shoplifting story! Witness the bathroom sex stories lately. Just like when EVERYONE suddenly forgot to wear underwear and suffered a wardrobe malfunction (Kate Middleton is arriving rather late to that party). I hope good things happen for Winona. Maybe some director out there will decide her career needs reviving and will cast her in a great role. Maybe she and Melanie Griffith should team up and do something together. I might go to see THAT movie.
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