Friday, June 20, 2014
Random Photos Part Six
If this guy ever posts his $1M bail and gets acquitted, he has a good shot at getting a reality show or a modeling contract.
Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor in Italy.
Chris Colfer waited in line to meet Hillary Clinton yesterday in LA.
Channing Tatum walks his baby in Vancouver.
Portia and Ellen in NYC.
Ellen Pompeo looks like she came straight from the shower or pool.
Ellen Page got a new hat.
George Clooney in his first role ever as an extra in Centennial.
Lady GaGa got in trouble with PETA because of the clip on earrings she makes her dog wear.
I thought there were no pictures at the Hillary signings.
ReplyDeleteWow, criminal dude sure does have a shot at modeling. Lookit the bones on it!
ReplyDeleteand the so young Clooney, back when he used to actually smile
Mmm mmm MMMM that guy is guilty... Of stealing my heart!
ReplyDeleteGood one, GatorGirl!
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DeleteHe's right down the road in Stockton, so I know just where to find him.
DeleteStockton, CA??? I'm close by too, Gayeld. I'll race you down there!
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Delete@Gayeld never mind he's IN Stockton not down the road from it. Reading fail.
DeleteWait we have Gayeld close by too Sugar. We should all meet at the gate. LOL.
DeleteI'm right up the road from Stockton too. Grew up in Lodi and Stockton was my old stomping ground. I think it is funny how much coverage this has gotten.
DeleteChristine you could have married so much better then you did. :(
ReplyDeleteThat thug will be found guilty as charged dont worry.
Ellen try dressing a little closer to your age pleez?
Glitter you're right. CC allegedly kinda caused a small scene and put Clinton on the spot.
ReplyDeleteMr. Lips/Eyes/Bone Structure needs a reality show.
ReplyDeleteJust found a new screen saver.
Why would you put clip-on earrings on a dog? Oh, you're Lady Gaga. Poor pooch.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who guy in the top spot is, but I shudder every time I see neck tattoos. The amount of time you'd have sitting still in the chair, the needles, IT'S YOUR THROAT! It's like going to the dentist, you need a Xanax.
I can't help it, I really like Ben & Christine together. And I'm forever grateful to Ben for giving us his Dodgeball and for Zoolander. And Tropic Thunder.
And Starsky and Hutch! Don't forget about that one!
Delete@Sugar. I'd really like to. Or punch Ben in the face for it.
DeleteWHAT?????????
DeleteHelllooooo Mr Felon! Hubba hubba come on over to my tubba.
ReplyDeleteOh my.... That man is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteChristine Taylor looks fantastic. Ben looks like he's aged but she doesn't. Hillary looks good too.
ReplyDeleteStiller's face looks terrible! Christine's face looks really good - fuller than it has in a long time. I totally believe the goss that he's an asshat, but damned if I don't laugh at everything he's in. And I could watch Night at the Museum over and over and still love it (NatM 2 was a total dog, however.)
ReplyDeleteStiller looks kind if like the Muppet that anchored the news on the old Muppet Show.
DeleteThe older stiller hets, the more he looks like his mom.
ReplyDeleteOn second look, Christine even has some much-needed meat on her legs, too. Further evidence of my theory that being overly thin really ages a person. It's a theory I try to embrace and live by. Can't be looking old!!
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the top pic is really hot
ReplyDeleteThug or no thug I WOULD
Bet he'd play rough and never call again - perfect
Watch for JLo and Madonna to start a bidding war on the prisoner.
ReplyDeleteI think that guy looks horrible. I saw some other pictures of him and he looks scary!
ReplyDelete@warmislandsun - you win! Best comment today - ha!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember when Clooney was on The Facts of Life with a mullet ?
ReplyDeleteHot mugshot guy speaks! http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jeremy-meeks-hot-mugshot-guy-speaks-im-married-not-a-kingpin-2014206
ReplyDeleteDoes di rossi ever dress casual?
ReplyDeleteMugshot Supermodel has a teardrop tattoo. He's either killed someone or was part of a prison marriage. Maybe both. Fair warning, girls and boys!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he made a stunning bride, Layna.
DeleteTeardrop always means murder.
DeleteOh man DM is hilarious... There's an article now called "You've seen America's Handsomest Criminal, But Which One Is The Country's Ugliest?"
ReplyDeleteOMG those pictures are hilarious!
DeleteMugshot Guy is NOT hot at all in other pics I've seen today. Gold teeth (or no teeth, was hard to tell) and basically just trashy and felon-like. It was a lucky pic!
ReplyDeleteCan someone accidentally run over gaga all ready? ?
ReplyDeleteMr. Mugshot is playing for the other team, ladies.
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/oPLf4HX.jpg
I can't believe Mr. Mugshot is getting all of this attention
ReplyDeleteLET'S NOT GLAMORIZE BEING A CRIMINAL PLEASE
Dude doesn't do a thing for me. I like the big, hairy, knuckle-dragging Paul Bunyan type.
ReplyDelete@Cheryl - ditto
Deleteand it sounds like he's a serious criminal gangbanger type. So there's that. But, bless her heart, his mom says he's a good boy who's gone straight.
Deletewhich may be true - who knows?
DeleteI've always heard - at least where I'm from - that the teardrops signify how many stints of prison time you've done. And now I've officially given entirely too much thought to Mugshot Guy!
DeleteCheekbones amighty.... Yes, that is one helluva goodlooking dude. Piercing blue eyes has always been this girls weakness..
ReplyDeleteHes married with kids and just made some bad choices or so dm tells it.
He can call me in 5 years when he grows his hair out nice and long. Hammer needs something to hang onto!
ReplyDeleteThat guy is insanely hot and terrifying.
ReplyDeleteThat criminal guy looks like a contestant from antm last season when they had guy competing against girls.
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ReplyDeletePart of me hopes this crazy internet fame will help turn this guy's life around, and I'd wish that for anyone.
Ben Stiller looks like he's had his face pulled.
Why did Portia have to cut off her hair? :(
Clip on earrings hurt. Fuck you, Gaga!
ReplyDeleteWhile clip-on earrings on a dog are stupid as fuck...
ReplyDeleteIf PETA stops killing cats and dogs that they can't home, then they will have credibility with me. Otherwise, they can suck it.
Love CC.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see Christine is eating again; she looks great. (She was making Victoria Beckham look plus sized in comparison for a while there...) Idk who the criminal is or what he's accused of doing so I don't quite feel comfortable on commenting on how absolutely STRIKING he is. Damn. But at $1,000,000 bail I assume it's pretty awful so...
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming that the thug that everyone thinks is so cute will be quite popular behind bars.
ReplyDeleteCONVICTS: Just like us....only much much hotter apparently.
ReplyDeleteI could overlook a criminal record, but homeboy rolls with the Brand... White supremacy ain't sexy y'all
I'm pretty sure he is half black Lady.
DeleteYou're right. He's a Crip...AB does have a member if the same name. I fucked that one up. Sorry Meeks. I'll totally take that cavity search now
DeleteHe's the one that will be getting his cavities explored often when he gets to prison- all you gals fantasizing about him should be thinking about that.
Delete@TexasRose I'm thinking of it. ;)
Delete(Ok no not actually, I can see the appeal but he's not any of my types. That was said as a Hey-Oh to the gender queers!)
LOL Texas
DeleteDon't be jelly...I'll see you in the prison chapel for a quickie in 10 ;)
Well I guess he is a bad boy so most you can't help yourself:)
Delete...that should read "Hey-Oh to my fellow sexual and gender queers." I'm not quite sure what happened there.
DeleteI'm the only one who thinks he has serial killer eyeballs? Like he'd skin you, then crawl inside you and wear you like a leotard with nipples. Just me?
DeleteYou mean like that nipple shirt Portia is wearing? I think someone stitched one of the nipple in the wrong place though.
DeleteI was thinking something creepier. I mean he is the maniacal mugshot model.
DeletePart Lion King on Broadway, part Demi Lovato back up dancer.
Handsome FELON. Emphasis on FELON!
ReplyDeleteMeh. I like the hot mugshot girl from a while back.
ReplyDeleteMugshot guy is too hot! He's a cross between Dudley O’Shaughnessy and Jessie Williams. Yes, I would even though he's a felon.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe that normally sane people are going nuts over a career criminal.
ReplyDeleteAs for the rest of the folks in this series, meh.
Ellen could use a better bra.
ReplyDeleteAs unlikely at it seems it appears as though the best picture he has ever in is this particular mugshot. Check these other pics of him before you cream yourselves too much.... Your Crush
ReplyDeletehow long till rihana is all over mug shot guy.. she'll probably bail his ass out too!!
ReplyDelete@sugar: homeboy is married too, if being an incarcerated documented gang member and self-proclaimed murderer is just not sexy enough...
DeleteSorry. @sugarBREAD
ReplyDeleteBUT I miss sugarbooooo
Booooooo where is everyone?! :(
ReplyDeleteWhat say you on rumors that Blue Ivy is expecting a sibling?
when does Sat begin?
ReplyDeleteIn an hour, Steamy
DeleteBut we wanna play nowwwwww
DeleteIKNORITE???
Deletedang different time zones and "weekends", whatever those are
Good morning, Ladies!
DeleteGood morning, Charlie!
DeleteHeyyyyyy Charlie;)
DeleteOh look, you're all so desperate. Not me, not at all.
ReplyDeleteOop, Violet totally wants to play too!
Deleteis it an hour yet? *whine*
ReplyDeleteAlmost! Finish your homework! And I told you to go before we left!
DeleteBut I din't HAVE to then....
ReplyDeleteI'm thirsty!
Make me some coffeeee plEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE? (voice rising to a shriek)
I SAID PLEASE!!!
I would also like coffee
DeleteI've been abandoned. The stars finally aligned and all 3 V jrs are away for the weekend at various camps and friends. And, damn i was excited. But now I'm missing them just a tiny bit. Darn kids, they wheedle their ways into your affections. I need sex, drugs and rock n roll gossip to take my mind off them for an hour or 2 until I go out and actually make the most of being free.
ReplyDeleteThat's happened once or twice to me too and it's always such an adjustment. Wander around the first hour or so feeling guilty for only wiping my own nose or bum and don't even have to raise my voice or anything! Then they come home and it's all noisy downhill
DeleteViolet, is that a chocobot in your avi? I recognize the rollo feet and hands :D
ReplyDeleteI'm way past coffee. I need alcohol. Gin and tonic. Am on a 3 hour countdown.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you roll woman. Pinkie Up!!
DeleteDid someone say coffee???? I've only had 3 cups, I can share. At this point it may be in my best interest.
ReplyDeleteSteamy - wtf is a chocobot? No it's The Iron Man. In honour of the esteemed RDJ.
ReplyDeleteHey Charlie!
What you miss is the chaos.. No wonder you're here, lol.
ReplyDeleteWe shall overcome...
Boredom and willful denial of "better" things to do, lol
I second your motion madam Steamiest! I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys r us kid!
DeleteMainly I'm putting off grown up decisions like a job offer. Ack!! I wanna stay in my underroos till noon everyday dammit!!!
Don't do it, Dirty Bird! Stay here on the dark side with us!
DeleteSorry Violet, the lack of red and gold wrapping is what led to my mistake, I assure you...(backs slowly away)
ReplyDeleteSpitting image...
Don't know what I was thinking...
That was an entire mornings work - V jr 3 thought it was the best thing we ever made. It is meant to be representative of the Ted Hughes Iron Man book cover (we are very cultured).
DeleteMorning Hammer!
ReplyDeleteGimme Gimme!!!
This chore denial thing is draining without Massive distraction...(sigh)
If you listen, you will hear the periodic grunts from being stabbed by guilt...
More coffee!
Repel all invaders!
Forcefields on full massage mode!
I shall now have to stop hiding and go make massive breakfast.
ReplyDeletePros: food! Coffee!
Cons: Noise! Said aforementioned nose / bum wiping!
Hammer, enjoy the Sally Field moment and let it go..
ReplyDeleteMoney, position, drama..Hell Woman, you get that HERE!
well, you get stories About people that want those things...but
PISH TOSH, I say...: D
I would like to add a PFFT to that pish tosh, if I may
DeleteTTM, go now !
ReplyDeleteYou have 20 minutes for an Eggo to table with a side of bacon (canadian, of course)
Go Woman! we'll keep the guesses warm for ou if you're late........
As much as I LOVE to boss people around (ahem ball gags), it gets tiring having to tell grown people get your shit together. This would be on a smaller scale and I wouldn't be trying to dig out of a hole created by the previous admin, but :((((
ReplyDeleteBesides, if you hang around TTM, Charlie will start on about the gourmet Goat Milk cheese Fritata / and who needs that when an eggo fits the culinary bill?
ReplyDeleteEggo with cream cheese and strawberry jam. Nomnomnom
DeleteSteamy, surely you jest! I can out-gourmet that mofo any.day. jk, but honestly I make the best waffles in the WORLD and eggo is kind of a dirty word. Yo
DeleteHA! Only if the cheese was created using sustainable farming practice, and the goats were given daily rub downs.
DeleteActually, I'm frying up redskin potatoes in duck fat. Adding coarse sea salt and a touch of rosemary
Don't forget that everyone must have been paid a living wage, Charlie.
DeleteAnd there is nothing wrong with Eggos, TTM. Sometimes quick and dirty is the way to go.
Hammer, if you have that skill (and it is a great one) that allows people to re prioritize and have the strength to be the "bad guy" for MORE money and less scope...
ReplyDeleteDo It!
I'm mulling it over. I interviewed yesterday and they called me last night to offer me the job. I've got the weekend to decide.
DeleteI'm a terrible manager,lol.
ReplyDeleteI use Big Heisenwords so they can TRULY UNDERSTAND why they are incompetent..... : D : D : D
Lol, when I started out I was a little too straight forward and told a nurse "Let me dumb it down for you."
DeleteI've gotten a little bit better, but not much:-)
It's Saturday, but I see everyone is in here. Good morning all!
ReplyDeleteHey hey hey
DeleteHey hammer. :)
DeleteShit TTM, Eggos allow you to be somewhere in 3 minutes, whereas waffles from scratch , all light and airy and tender, take time.
ReplyDeleteConvenience and no clean up WINS the DAY! (for me) unless there is fresh cut fruit and whip cream...
COOLLLLLL, I LIVE procrastination...
ReplyDeleteMorning TNC!
Charlie pass some fritata!
Violet, loosen those fingers up..
Count Down to GO time in....
Hi steamy. They started without you.
DeleteIve moved on to actually trying to guess the blinds. None of this OT stuff.
ReplyDeleteStuff? Stuff?? I believe the term you were searching for was malarkey.
DeleteI would have used malarkey Charlie - that was until i realised there's some American chef who was on that programme with Nigella called Malarkey - and I wondered if it meant the same in the US, or did the poor chap just have particularly stupid parents?
ReplyDeleteStupid parents is a safe bet.
DeleteIt's his surname. Malarkey.
DeleteYou know what? Fuck that beautiful dude! He's always been beautiful. BUT HE CHOSE to be a lowlife thug. He's killed people. Don't let him be a celebrity. I'm a Leo, people like him only misery to folks that try and do right. He's not a nice guy and does not need to "glamorize" raping, robbing, murdering and stealing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a NO to the lowlife criminal. (Plus I like more hair! Lol).
ReplyDeleteHe has great facial features but he also looks like he stinks. Prob does.
I think Ellen n Portia look really cute!!
Snapdragon
ReplyDeleteYou are 100% correct. PETA has been proven to be worse that any of the people or group's they target.
I spend the day away and y'all went OT crazy. Looks like everyone had fun today but boy do I have A LOT of catching up to do on CDAN.
ReplyDeleteMwah everybody. Hope you are all having a fabulous Saturday night !!!
Strange that a negro has a rap sheet.
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