Six parts today.
Robert Pattinson at the premiere of his new movie.
Ricky Martin was in Morocco.
Shailene Woodley went undercover to see her new movie which made a 400% profit in its first weekend.
Victoria Beckham looking classy as she heads to the airport.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Please start claiming your pics readers. The pictures are all great!!
ReplyDeleteI noticed the readers here are a lot of slightly overweight unattractive women... go figure. I totally thought a bunch of gossipy women would be attractive.
ReplyDeleteYou need to get your eyes checked! And get a refill on your Prozac while you're at it !
Delete@ Jordan, The Lord loves you but I ain't to crazy 'bout ya, myself
DeleteSerenity NOW!!!!!!
Ha Steamy! I'm reminded of the quote, "Jesus loves you! (Everyone else thinks you're an asshole...)".
DeleteGreat looking group of readers!!
I bet Jordan has the tiniest penis and lives in his mama's basement
DeleteGood one TNC, Bwahahaha
DeleteGossipy women (and men) ARE attractive.
DeleteGoddamn all you Americans and your perfect white teeth.
ReplyDeleteWe became FB friends with a couple we met in Greece, one day he wrote How do you and all your friends get such white teeth? Haha, electric toothbrush?
DeleteGatorgirl - or maybe just the toothbrush:)
DeleteDerek? Enty your readers demand it!
ReplyDeleteA ginge at the bottom--who is she?
Step up, readers! We need names for these gorgeous ladies.
ReplyDeleteReader Three; your hat is divine!!!
ReplyDeleteShailene just became A+ list and TommyGirl 's movie was a bomb gotta love it!
ReplyDeleteI guess Kristin isn't this ginge :(
ReplyDeleteNope. Never submitting my photo, Sandy. You see how good looking everyone is.
DeleteYea they are intimidating . In any case the last girl looks like she may be English. I'm curious.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Australia :)
DeleteYeah. Not me Sandy. Sadly.
ReplyDeleteHelloooooo, Ladies. Good looking bunch. Don't be shy. Fess up.
ReplyDeleteHey readers! I love the derby hat!
ReplyDeleteDid u send in one this season Violet?
ReplyDeleteBeautiful readers! Jordan, that better be sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteCount, eyes up here buddy!
My guess is Jordan has the looks of Hugh Jackman, the bod of Joe Monatwhatever his name is, the sense of humor of Paul Rudd, and the heart of a care bear!
ReplyDeleteI'm boycotting until I see derek's picture.
ReplyDeleteSugar, you know Derek will get shy...
DeleteUnless , of course, the coin lands heads up...
jokes D. ; )
Is reader 5 familiar? I feel like I've seen that pic.
DeleteBeautiful readers!
He won't even need to fess up, Steamy. We'll know it's him based on his court suit and that he looks like Dan Humphrey. Boom.
DeleteSugar, she looks like the actress from Carnivale, Carla Gallo. Daisy on Bones( if you missed Carnivale)
DeleteLOL @ Jessi and Steamy!
ReplyDeleteI love Vickie's style sense, but I don't know that this one works. Oh well, she's Mrs Becks!
Hello, gorgeous readers! Ignore Sourpuss up there, jealousy be rife with that one.
I mean, unless Sourpuss is actually going for irony, then the irony be rife with that one.
DeleteBeautiful readers! Lovely <3
ReplyDeleteHi, lovely readers! Fess up!
ReplyDeleteI'm #2...the one in the center.
DeleteHi This, great pic ! You guys look like your having a blast :D
DeleteThanks! My besties were visiting me in Vegas. Always a great time!
DeleteP: 2 broads in the Pattison pic
ReplyDeleteM: Posh (gag)
B: Woodley
Dingle, I had this discussion with a chick I got friend zoned with in high school. "If ya don't want em stared at, cover em up."
Oh c'mon,,tell us,,,,no point submitting if you don't say it's you,,,.
ReplyDelete#4 here
ReplyDeleteHey gorgeous girl!
DeleteThus you shine your light from lurker darkness...Hi Gorgeous!
DeleteCome play!
Hi there, @laesmrelda! Stay and play!
DeleteI also really like your sheets (or is it a lounge?) - very bright, and it suits the room. You're lovely of course, it's just that I was buying sheets this weekend ;)
Hi, laesmrelda!! Missed you at book club, great pic lovely lady!
DeleteAwesome pretty, laesmrelda, proving my point about gossipy folks being attractive!
DeletePattinson looks so happy now that he doesn't have to do press with she who can not be bothered to bathe anymore.
ReplyDeleteRob's been getting good reviews & is finally being starting to be taken more seriously, but yes he does look much happier than he ever was during that pr crapshow.
ReplyDeleteLovely readers...Like how there's always one person who shows up to insult but a)Never joins any discussions or b)has the balls to submit their picture.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget we're ALL fat bored American housewives with multiple cats.
#2 looks familiar.
Is that Shailene's brother? They look similar.
For your information, Sherry, I am CANADIAN and have no cats. Everything else is factual. As you were
DeleteIs that last pic the lovely JSierra?
ReplyDeleteI know that face.
Well it wouldn't be readers photos without an asshole.
ReplyDeleteIt's just you, nope that is not me, but thanks for the compliment! I feel honored top be mistaken for any of these pretty ladies
Yay lovely readers!!
ReplyDeleteAlso: dangggg Ricki Martin is looking FANTASTIC these days!
Our readers are sexy as fuck. Haters gunna hate!!!
ReplyDeleteYou all are beauties!
ReplyDeleteEveryone looks really great! Sugar---all this pressure!!!! I wish I had photoshop when I submitted my photo---I am just an average looking dude who yes did resemble him like 10 years ago ; p
ReplyDelete@TTM did you hear Mia Claman (Jodis daughter from Real Housewives of Vancouver) was shot in the shoulder when she was with her gang bang boyfriend!?
ReplyDeleteNo WAY! Nose is dating a banger??
DeleteThere is a Real Housewives of Vancouver???? Are they all like, super polite and shit?
DeleteWell, they had equitable amounts of plastic surgery, talked as much shite and drank the same amount of wine, but the main difference was that they had to do all that in condos. Real estate is nuts in Vancouver. My favourite was the one with the gold-digger tshirt: Like A Hooker, Only Smarter. But I think she slept with Nose too. Eewww
Deletewhat's strange about readers pics is..90% of the pics are from lurkers..: /
ReplyDeleteit's like receiving a signal from light years away...you can talk but you get no response...
that said, You ain't seein me :D
maybe if I get a cool hat... and drink a case of nonalcoholic beer (that .05% has got to add up to Something, right?)
What's yall's reasoning?
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DeleteSorry, Steamy. I was gonna say I need a disguise and some alcohol too.
DeleteCocoa I think we should change our profile pics to our best Halloween one. Just for fun
DeleteIn my mind, Steamy, I see you all bouncy Betty Page hair with a dress with red polka dots and girls for days. Plus rhinestone catseye glasses, natch.
DeleteI sincerely hope that didn't sound creepy
Nope, not creepy at all. But the hair is a shrubbery and the girls are a modest C. I DO have the red polka dot dress :-)
DeleteI simply don't believe you, Steamy. I shall have to see a pic. You can email it; my email is on my profile. I totally promise to not send it to Enty. I do not promise that my fingers weren't crossed just then
DeleteSteamy and I might be twins!! My polka dot dress is green though.
DeleteSoooo, Cocoa, this might be awkward, but it appears that it is your turn...I don't make the rules, I'm just in enforcement. Thanks!
DeleteDamn. Hair a little wild when humidity is high, girls are C-sized, own a green polka dot dress. Isn't that enough about me? ;-)
Delete@Steampunk- I may send in a faceless pic one day. I've noticed quite a few peeps here on CDAN live in my area, I don't want them pointing me out "Shit there's that foul mouthed, alcoholic, perverted chic hammer girl!"
DeleteThen again, those who know me already have the same opinion of me;)
Cocoa, sorry, close but we're gonna have to see an actual picture. Go ahead and email it, awesome.
DeleteYou too, Hammer, sorry, don't make the rules and all. Wigs, you around?? You know what's up
Cocoa don't you live up the road from me, in Carolina?
DeleteSteamy, I don't live in Carolina - you have me confuzzed with someone else.
DeleteYeah..kindathought I was wrong.. Guess we twins are still going to be separated by time and distance..*sigh*
DeleteI post from time to time....so not *just* a lurker.
DeleteThey are, Sugar... except for some of the Asians.
ReplyDeletehaha yes very polite when they are not marrying into the mafia and hoovering up coke!
ReplyDelete#5 is me. Long time lurker :)
ReplyDeleteYou have incredible eyes, MollyMorgan!
DeleteHey ttm, I got my pic uploaded. That's me!
DeleteGoooood lookin' Steamy!
DeleteThankyou TalksTooMuch :)
Delete....and MollyMorgan is gorgeous toooo!
DeleteThanks Cocoa :)
DeleteYay. We have another name to go with the face
ReplyDeleteHey Molly, lovely picture. Berrrry intimidating...*twirls Inspector Clouseau 'stache*
ReplyDeleteI wish I had cats eye glasses...Woot!
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks :)
ReplyDeleteOK, let's see what's happened...
ReplyDeleteSteamy, is that you???? You're beautiful!! I love that expression!
DeleteOh Steamy. I'm almost getting a tear here. I love it when people put their pics up. You all are so beautiful and I wish ALL of you would, and stop putting yourself down instead. There's enough aholes out there to do that, celebrate all yous gorgeousness! Seriously have to stop,getting amm emotional
DeleteLove you too, sweetie. You give me courage... <3
DeleteMolly, I'm serious. Google Clea DuVall, you look just like her. Your hair and eyes are more vivid, tho. I thought fear sure, we had another celebrity Lurker ;D
ReplyDeleteHaha not famous at all Steampunk Jazz :)
DeleteToo bad on the celebrity angle, we can always use some insider crumbs...
DeleteHi Molly and Laesmralda!
ReplyDelete@steamy, it's true that most who send in pics do NOT come forward...so odd, isn't it? I mean, what's the point!?
Meanie! Mwah, baby... you OK? ( that's me I'm pic...woot )
DeleteHi :)
DeleteCome play Molly, at least on the weekend if that old devil work keeps you hopping ; )
DeleteHey now! look who revealed herself. Looking good, Steamy!
ReplyDeleteThis is how I'm going to get around the entities...I've posted my pic, myself. Hah
ReplyDeleteSee it quick before I lose my nerve...Bwahaha
Damn Charlie, my secret crush is not supposed to see this... now IM blushing...: D
ReplyDelete<3 Steamy!! Good to put a face to the name. (I'm okay-ish as I can be, ty for asking.)
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
DeleteYeah Steamy that was worth checking back in to this page for. Now Princess Hot Ginge please?
ReplyDeleteYeah ttm, I get bold sometimes:-)
ReplyDeleteSandy after I dyed my hair red for you, I don't rate a hot princess?
ReplyDeleteDamn...whatsa a girl gotta do?
Ignore the boy, Steamy. He can be a bit of a philistine at times. I'm just trying to keep you preoccupied as your profile view count takes off like a Saturn V rocket.
DeleteYou're such a sweetheart Charlie...
DeleteWhat are you leaning on in that photo Steampunk?!
ReplyDeleteI have a rocker on my back porch, I'm rocked forward. I'm proud to say I don't know how to take a selfie :-)
DeleteGreat photos ladies (and that includes you, Steamy!).
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think #5 Molly, looks a little like a young Priscilla Presley.
ReplyDeleteHaha at least not an old Priscilla Presley :)
DeleteI thought the exact same thing. You're hotter tho;)
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DeleteLooking good Steamy!
ReplyDeleteThanks, TNC, I'm all in...Care to call? :D
Delete*scrambles for phone...
DeleteFunny guy, lol.
DeleteI'm easy Steamy :)
ReplyDeleteAnt 18 hours away, so your safe from me ;D
ReplyDeleteLike the Count, I have a radius I won't travel beyond for hot sex. Besides, I have a beach too.
Oh well....
ReplyDeleteYou have more than a beach going for you, you intemperate man...
DeleteYou are worth the travel for you wit and charm, alone
(Kiss)
**blush****
ReplyDeleteOh gees Molly Steamy had me so mezmorized I didn't even see you reveal yourself as #5. You are exquisite!
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks :)
DeleteWell I guess I need to go back to being a redhead so I can be part of the hot ginge club around here.
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DeleteUm, Charlie? Yuk
DeleteI know right Hammer_girl? I went purple red. One must stand out ( doncherknow) : D
DeleteMy apologies, ladies. I posted that without thinking. My only defense is lack of sleep. I will remove the offending post.
DeleteLadies cover your eyes!!!
Delete@Charlie-what if there are no drapes?
Thanks everyone! Sorry I missed book club, crazy life. I hope to make the next one. :)
ReplyDeleteBTW Hammer_girl? I think you just described 75% of the responders on this site. I may have given up the drink but not the attitude.. :-)
ReplyDeleteThats why i love it here!!
DeleteI actually scale it back on here. I've been told I'm a lot to handle, think Deb from Dexter with a splash of Chelsea Handler thrown in, and that's a taste.
@Hammer_Girl Deb was my favorite character on Dexter! Several of my coworkers and I just watched the entire 8 seasons in 8 weeks, and we all agree that Deb could fuck the fuck out of a fuckin' fuck, with "Holy Frankenfuck!" being the best. (My apologies to anyone who didn't watch Detective/Lieutenant Morgan and her elegant phrasing).
DeleteYou put the Hammer right on him...Bwahaha
ReplyDeleteHammer, I was raised with 2 older brothers and a Navy father and step father. I tone it down ALOT.
ReplyDeleteI see expletives as the spice for the meat of language. It's emphasis' DAMMIT!: D
ReplyDeleteMcSteamy!!! You are a hot tamale and I wanna hang out with you on your front porch and drank some fuckin Buds!!
ReplyDeleteLove seeing a post with so many comments and it's a love fest not a hate fest! Does my late night lurking heart good.
ReplyDeleteThat is a lovely picture, Thiz. Thanks for claiming ownership!
ReplyDeleteThiz, can you tell your friends that between the three of you that you probably embody every ideal known to man or beast? And probably beast-men too ;)
ReplyDeleteYou should come and play more ;p
Hi beautiful Readers !!!
ReplyDeleteGreat looking readers as usual!
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