Random Photos Part Four
Jennifer Lopez got over Casper Smart by shopping and whining that the World Cup organizers won't let her lip synch.
Jessica Simpson at a baby shower that was not her own.
Kate Mara and her boyfriend Max Minghella.
Kelly Osbourne with her Crazy Eyes tribute.
Katy Perry sends a virtual postcard.
Lady GaGa always wanted to be in a hair band.
Mischa Barton out alone again.
Mr. Bean has a new girlfriend.
Ohhhhhh Joe. When in Hawaii one shouldn't be wearing a shirt!
ReplyDeleteI thought Kelly was cleaning up her act?
ReplyDeleteMr. Bean probably could have gone younger but hes age appropriate somewhat.
Mischa always looks so sad and lonely.
gaga always looks like an ass.
JLo, Joe, Jess, Who?
ReplyDeleteBlah, blah, blah...some others look great but I can't recall that many in the list, oh, Mischa looks great.
Ugh Mischa of course you'd spend $100 at Kitsons on a shirt that says "punk."
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna stop there and listen to some Black Flag before I go on a rant.
WORD.
DeleteGaga has become the new Mimi with respects to the yo-yo weight shifts
What's Joe ManGina's story, anyway. He is a Capitol $ shamefuck. I'm not sure I would survive the walk with soul intact...
ReplyDeleteI doubt Joe Manjello would leave much of you intact haha
Delete@steam Souls are overrated anyways. I so would. Soul less and barefoot, with a ripped shirt and a big smile on my face all the way home.
ReplyDeleteKrystie, I figured to die in Situ of Coitus Giganticus. That way, no walk of shame and he would NEVER forget me.. ; D
DeleteDeath by Big Dick Richie has got to be in the top 10 ways to go.
DeleteJess is getting scrawny. :/ And cradling someone else's pregnant tummy is poor form.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Seven! It always looks one step away from heading south and copping a feel. Which is impolite.
Deletei bet gagmewithaspoon's 80s hair band would just rip off all the other 80s hair bands that did it better than stomp around and call it art
ReplyDeleteOh Edmund Blackadder, I didn't know you needed a lady friend... *stalk, stalk*
ReplyDeleteI think Mischa thinks she's fat & is trying to cover up, but really she's probably only a size 6, which is still a small. She should just take some time & work on herself, get in therapy, get a personal trainer, & a decent stylist.
ReplyDeleteGaga actually looks good with dark hair..
ReplyDeleteWTH is Kelly thinking there? Ugh that looks horrid!
P: Perry
ReplyDeleteM: Mara
B: Simpleton/Preggo tag team
Jesus Kate Mara looks abit like Anna Wintour there.
ReplyDeleteOoooh. I love Jessica Simpson's dress.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry has a smokin' bod.
Desperation is just oozing from Gaga's pores.
Ooooh. I love Jessica Simpson's dress.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry has a smokin' bod.
Desperation is just oozing from Gaga's pores.
Jessica looks very good, but needs to quit bleaching the hell out of her hair & the bad extenstions.
ReplyDeleteDamnit Joe! I was hoping to just stroll through the "Random Photoes" but you effed that up! Now I got to stop on your photo for a little self satisfaction for 15 to 20 minutes!
ReplyDeleteDamnit!
The woman with Rowan Atkinson looks like Nigella Lawson.
ReplyDeleteJoe MangeMange! Yay! And you're right, Krystie, that is a terrible shirt. Take it off right now,Joe! Um, slowly
ReplyDeleteDarn.
ReplyDeleteWish Joe had his shirt off or the rest of his cloths. Where's FFF when ya need it ?
Right TTM. Completely unbuttoned is also acceptable. I would be happy to rub him down with baby oil if he needed. You know, simply as a public service.
ReplyDeleteLove that pic of Katy. Well, you all know that. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'd like to spread Joe on a biscuit.
ReplyDeleteMVP reveal finally?
ReplyDeleteJoe Mangina is 100% gay.
ReplyDeleteWord!!! HE was a gay escort for a loooong time in Hollywood until he happened upon his big break on tb.
DeleteKelly Osbourne is as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I just cannot stand her.
Am I the only one seeing that Jessica Simpsons face looks really weird?
ReplyDeleteI could be wrong, but isn't that Rowan Atkinson's daughter?
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ReplyDeleteJessica is back to not eating and on the coke. She is WAY too skinny (for her frame) here. For her, this is not healthy- it already came out that her weight loss/tone for Daisy Duke was due to starvation, and she looks even more gaunt in the face here.
ReplyDeleteShe is SO MV! Why would anyone who is one of the "singers" in THE World Cup theme song not go to Brazil to perform it? This plus the clue about her laughing at the appearance of the real MV singer locks in JLo for me. Britney would never laugh at someone.
ReplyDeleteYou lost me after Joe!
ReplyDeleteUntil I saw Mr. Bean. Much luv to him cuz "he makes me laugh".
P. Yes to Joe
ReplyDeleteM. Yes to Joe
B. No!
Poor desperate Lady Caca... Another day, another style she has ripped off somewhere, and nobody still cares.
ReplyDeleteI hope Cher clit punts Gag Gag for stealing her schtick
ReplyDeleteWhoa!!! Gaga gives a whole new level of "the higher the hair, the closer to God"!!!!
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