After a day off, Ellen Page is back wearing her hat while she hangs out with Kate Mara.
Demi Lovato would like you to know she has been working out.
Anna Faris is in London and going where everyone else there is going. They must be giving out free coke at this place to get all these people. Plus, it would explain why Lindsay Lohan goes every night.
Gisele Bundchen gets in shape to award the World Cup trophy. Better her than some fat, middle aged dude.
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn on vacation in Greece and papped.
Gabrielle Union out promoting herself.
I can't fault Amber Heard's drink selection. Ice tea and a Cool Lime Refresher. My two drinks of choice during weekday daylight hours prior to 3pm.
Jon Hamm must have been touching the Hammbone.
Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld hang out before
Jessica literally hangs with Kelly Ripa.
If I get the exact right angle on the camera my stomach looks just like Demi's (you know sort of, a bit, not really).
ReplyDeleteMREEP MREEP
ReplyDeleteHAMMBONE ALERT! WOOHOO!
as you were. Yay!!
Demi Lavato looks great, good job, chickie! Haterz gonna hate. Go Boy/ Girl George
Those shorts and shoes combo though....... NO.
ReplyDeleteHammaconda!
ReplyDelete- True Detective Season 2!
ReplyDelete- Suck it Wilmer!
- What's with the Gabrielle Union shade?
- I am loving Jessica's cut and color.
So I guess Kate Mara is in the closet and scissoring with Ellen?
ReplyDeleteGabrielle your money train lost dont look so happy.
Yikes Kurt! :(
I don't think Kate and Ellen are together but I wish they were
DeleteIf you got it, flaunt it! I worked hard lately so you can bet your sweet ass I'll be posting bikini pics when I'm on vacation next week! Can I take Hamm with me? He'd look great next to me in minimal clothing
ReplyDeleteEllen is so petite, Kate is a small lady and Ellen looks like a fairy next to her. Whenever I walk around the The Mall in DC I like to pretend that I am in Hose of Cards.
ReplyDeleteDemi looks great but that is not her body IMO, she is more square and stocky than the pic implies.
Gabrielle Union does not age, why haven't we cracked her beauty code?
J, you in DC?
DeleteYikes, not to imply that Demi looks anything but beautiful in that pic. I'm a proud Demi supporter, I just don't think that that is her body. But I'm not interested in Demi for her bod, I admire her singing talent. Her acting, on the other hand, can quietly disappear into nothingness like I wish Selena's would :)
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DeleteHe looks like he has a bean bag chair stuffed in his shorts.
ReplyDeleteOne of my friends who is a nurse recently told me about a Mexican man who looked like he had a Hammaconda situation going on when he was admitted to the ER. The nurses were gossiping, and super intrigued/excited...turned out homeboy walks around with a cucumber taped to his leg
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DeleteThat's hysterical !!!
Ambuler is strictly a liquid diet person, at least it's none alcoholic during the day.
ReplyDeleteGaby finally got a baller to put a ring on it, of course she's happy.
love jessicas hair
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thinks Jessica's hair is rather unfortunate? I guess I just prefer her with her natural color and a little more length. Please tell me I'm not alone in this assessment?
ReplyDeleteYou are not alone
DeleteIt's horrific.
DeleteCandy, i dont like it either. Mb her hair was danaged? Hope it wasnt for medical reasons.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh, the amazing Hammaconda
Is out and enjoying the summer. Welcome, huge one.
Yup. It's snake season all right. Let that fucker come out for some sunshine!
DeleteThe Computer Wore Tennis Shoes...and black and white board shorts, and grey hair
ReplyDelete(Psst. Kurt. Dig out the Snake Plissken patch. It distracts the women folk from a little extra tummy )
@Candyland, I agree with you. It makes her look mannish. They say you look like your spouse the longer you're married but I don't think they mean literally!
ReplyDeleteI don't like it either.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand either of the Seinfeld's.
ReplyDeleteDoes Tom Boy give free stuff to all LA lesbians? KPig also wears one of their dirty shirts & caps.
ReplyDeleteI like Jessica's hair only because I don't remember what it looked like before so no comparison.
ReplyDeleteOkay is that a shadow or all Hammaconda?
Oh Kurt and Goldie are looking MeMaw Pepaw there. Especially Kurt. Look at his belly. Charlie, no eye patch is going to make me think he's Snake again (but that was an awesome movie!)
Kelly Ripa looks like her old self from AMC days in that last pic.
ReplyDeleteJessica Seinfeld is a billionaire and she looks like she got a cut and color at SuperCuts.
ReplyDeleteHammaconda, oh where are there, Hammaconda? Oh, nevermind.
Kurt will always be hot to me.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Kurt likes his beer. They are totally Memaw and Pawpaw here, in a sweet way. Gettin' old together.
ReplyDeleteHow would I dress if I was a billionaire? Hmm.
Why is every female hanging with Ellen page now to get pr shine??
ReplyDeleteIt just smells of Desperation.
Looks like Demi Lovato found the Kartrashian password to notatallbelievable photoshopped app.. glad the k khan kan share
Chiltern firehouse is the London version of The Bowery. Still have no clue why every celebrity stays there. . Must be free coke night every night
Actually @sugarbread, it is possible Ellen had female friends before she came out and that they actually did stuff together but Ellen wasn't a huge app draw so we didn't see it constantly like we do now.
DeleteUHG! John! For f***'s sake! Your frigging hammbone poked me in the eye again!
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'm buying Jess Seinfeld as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteUgh. The Seinfelds. Their body language looks a little off - his smile is really awkward and weird
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'm buying Jess Seinfeld as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'm buying Jess Seinfeld as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteGood God. Jerry Seinfeld has turned into Ed Grimley.
ReplyDeleteI love Kurt and Goldie. That's the first pic I've seen where she isn't grinning ear to ear.
ReplyDeleteGisele is so perfect to hand out the World Cup trophy. What a day it was today!
Fun (or not) fact: As an almost daily Starbucks patron I tried a lime refresher for the very first time just yesterday. Not a fan.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sylvia. Can't stand the Seinfelds.
ReplyDeleteJessica's hair = midlife crisis.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a good look.
I love the Hammaconda.....but wtf is Jon wearing?
ReplyDeleteKurt might want to consider smaller portions
Jessica Seinfeld please get rid of this terrible hairstyle
please
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ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else get a gay vibe from Jessica S???
ReplyDeleteIs it me or is Demi's torso super long? Photoshop fail.
ReplyDeleteThe pathetic Instagram selfies celebrities take make me feel so much better about myself. I may be many things, but at least I'm not THAT desperate.
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