Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Random Photos Part Five
Napoleon Dynamite had their 10th anniversary reunion so that gets the top spot.
Chaz Bono worked up a sweat during acting class.
Courteney Cox and her soon to be husband walking around.
Clint Eastwood looks good in a suit at the premiere of Jersey Boys.
Also there were Alan Cumming and Tony Award winner Lena Hall.
Christopher Walken was also there but did no dancing or Lady GaGa lyric reading or pushing anyone overboard a yacht.
Diane Kruger has been really visible the past few days which is unlike her.
Jerry Sienfeld and David Letterman smile at an event last night.
Angelina Jolie always smiles bigger when she is talking women's rights rather than movies.
Why would you wear that, Diane Kruger??? Why would ANYONE?? Did you lose a bet?
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood does look great!
And her hair!
DeleteShe's taking the secret break-up of her secret marriage secretly badly.
DeleteAnd that sweater, you guys? ??
DeleteGayeld: I secretly feel bad for her
I think that's what you call a slotting fee?? Doesn't matter how ugly just take the check call the paps and look bored. Got it!!!
DeleteMeh, she's European
DeleteDiane's show is starting up again in a few weeks. This is why she is everywhere! Come on Enty you know how HW works!
ReplyDeleteClint looks fantastic!
Alan Cumming - he's fab.
ReplyDeleteChaz - looks the best he's ever looked.
Dianne - that 'divorce' will be any day soon given the amount she's seen alone these days.
The Bridge season 2 starts June 24, I tried to like it but I don't.
ReplyDeleteI'd do Clint, again.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! A Diane Kruger fashion fail?!?! And a SEVERE one at that!
ReplyDeleteUgh.. i wish Angelina Jolie's giant noggin would just snap her neck already.
Doesn't look like Diana showered, but how much you wanna bet those ugly clothes cost more than most people make in a week if not month with the shoes.
ReplyDeleteI'd be willing to bet her suit is a size 0 and she's still swimming in it!
ReplyDeleteI loves me some Christopher Walken. One celeb I would really like to meet and talk to. And Clint does look good but not liking the beard.
ReplyDeleteCourtney's ruining her face.
ReplyDeleteDiane has been out alone a lot lately too. Announcement time?
ReplyDeleteThankfully I never bothered with Napolean Dynamite. Dolemite from the 70s yes, this no.
low blow on Walken, no?
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Walken did the pushing. Watch "A Kiss before Dying."
ReplyDeleteMan, alive! Courtney has really f-ed up her face!!
ReplyDeleteNever watched Napolean Dynamite, nor do I want to.
ReplyDeleteFFS what is with all the Jerry Seinfeld crap? It's like Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
I haven't seen it either, Hammer. I think you, me, sandy sugarbread and audrey need to form a nondenominational prayer circle
DeleteI'm like holy cheeze whiz over here, am I the only one?
DeleteSorry CDaN peeps, I just can't do comedy or the mushy stuff. I think the closet I've ever came to a comedy was Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
Tucker and Dale vs Evil was freaking awesome!!!
DeleteMy daughter was 14 and made me watch Napoleon Dynamite several times. I didn't get it. It was a horrible movie with really bad acting.
ReplyDeleteThank gawd! ! I never got the hype either. I thought it was just me. Whew.
DeleteShall we start singing "The island of misfit toys"?
DeleteSlam the hammer girl
DeleteI've never seen it either. Can't be arsed.
DeleteIs Uncle Rico in that reunion photo?
ReplyDeleteSurprised the popularity of that movie didn't launch more careers.
Chaz still has lady parts, no?
I wondered where uncle Rico was too! I mean if the big stars like Haylie Duff show up, then surely uncle Rico can bring some steak by.
DeleteNapoleon Dynamite is pure greatness, people! Get with the program! I've watched it with my kids like 500 times, and it never gets old or stops being funny.
ReplyDeleteEnty totally burned Walken there, eh? An implied murder burn is third degree, dude.
Also, Chaz looks fantastic. I'm very happy for him.
ReplyDeleteAre you being sarcastic Enty? Diane Kruger is queen of the pap photo setup. Her BFF calls them.
ReplyDelete@harry - I'm not seeing Uncle Rico or Kip - but who's the taller guy in the back right with a beard? Can't be Kip, can it? He was really short, IIRC.
ReplyDeleteI think the guy with the beard is the director.
DeleteAaron Rodgers
DeleteNo one got this^^???
DeleteYea! Where the hell is Kip? The best characters aren't even there!
ReplyDelete@hairy - Kip's probably on line, chatting with babes.
ReplyDelete+1000000000000000
DeleteWait...am I behind on Diane and Josh? What did I miss?
ReplyDeleteI'm just happy Lafawnduh showed up.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't even sent him a full body shot yet!
ReplyDelete@anothergrayhare Not just a low blow, but tasteless, inappropriate, and not funny.
ReplyDelete@crila16....there was a BI this week about a couple who were secretly married, who are now breaking up. Most people think it's them.
ReplyDelete"Napoleon! You know we can't afford the fun pack." - Uncle Rico
ReplyDeleteDoes my heart good to see so many Napoleon fans here in CDaN land. Now go make yourself a dang quesadilla!
ReplyDeleteDo the chickens have large talons?
Delete@Frufra- Tina, eat your food!
Delete@Sugar - that lunch they're served at the chicken farm is among the 3 grossest things I've ever seen on film. OK, maybe among the 5 grossest things I've seen on film, but still - that pitcher of eggs!!!!
DeleteI like your sleeves... they're real big.
DeleteHey Lotta, what are you gonna do today?
DeleteI always tell my friends that glamour shots by deb are now 75% off for a limited time. The good ones respond by asking if I have a vest or tiny seahorses.
DeleteWhatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
Delete@Sugar - Thanks. I made them myself.
DeleteKrystie - can you wrap me in foam, or something billowy?
DeleteIt took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
DeleteNapoleon Dynamite is pure gold.
Frufra, make a fist and slowly ease it under your chin.
Deleteiiii love technology... Always and foreverrrrrr
DeleteI can throw a football for a quarter of a mile.
DeleteI wish someone would pay me to wear an ugly sweater and walk down the street in front of paps. I'd be there in a heartbeat!
ReplyDeleteI adore Napoleon Dynamite as well. I can watch that over and over again. The bad acting was half the charm. Tina eat your food...I am dying here.
ReplyDelete"What are you doing today Napoleon? Anything I want to GOSH!"
My fellow Napoleon-lovers: the first time you watched the movie, didn't you just about die from sheer joy when Napoleon did his dance at the study body elections? I knew right then that this was one of my favorites of all time.
ReplyDeleteThat dance, there aren't even words. The hands in the pocket rocking back and forth. Pure gold. That movie was genius.
DeleteI loved when Napoleon and Deb played tetherball at the end of the movie!
DeleteAnd we haven't even discussed the greatness that is Rex-kwando! No more flying solo!
ReplyDeleteBow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
DeleteLet's be real, don't we all spend our summers hunting wolverines and taking our bikes off sweet jumps?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Uncle Rico?????
ReplyDeleteYeah, she left a bunch of crap on my porch...
It's been too long since I've watched it - i can't believe it's been ten years since it came out... I feel old...
I took a 10 year old to see it when it first came out and we both wandered out of the movie theater wondering what we just saw. We were sort of confused but we liked it. Then I watched it again (and again and again and again) and the full glory of it shone through like a beacon in the dark.
ReplyDeleteNapoleon! Eating tater tots and drawing ligers.... As for Diane K? Personally I think she must be on her way to a Campfire Girls meeting. Isn't that flame on the front of her sweater their logo? Maybe she's a scout leader for a niece. As for the strappy white shoes with the ill fitting leather pants. I have no explanation for that mess.
ReplyDeleteHi guys! Jumping back on after doing some work...
ReplyDeleteFor the record (you can all shoot me now), I never got the Napolon Dynamite hype. Tried watching it several times. Sorry y'all!
Just sent in my reader photo ;) First person to guess it's me when Enty posts it gets a Chicago Deep Dish pizza from Lou Malnati's! Let's shake it up this go-around! Then you'll have another visual of Candyland without the pumpkin butt.
Woot for reader photo,Candyland!! Yay!
DeleteAlso, join the prayer circle, we're gonna have nuts and beer!
Yay, Candyland! How will we know without any sort of clue to go on? I'm just going to guess every girl is you then until I get my pizza.
DeleteLou Malnatis deep dish is the BEST! Family salad also Delish!
DeleteSugar, you can't do that! We'll make a rule that you can only guess me three times total or you're disqualified ;) I'll keep track.
ReplyDeleteTTM- what's this about a prayer circle? Tell me more!
I play by my own rules, man.
DeleteIt's a prayer circle for those of us who haven't watched Napoleon Dynamite, or that have seen it and didn't dig it. We're going out for beers!
DeleteAnd then TTM and I will kidnap a few hot guys;)
DeleteYes we will, Hammer, woot!
DeleteHeeyyyooo!!!! Come to the bottom of the post
DeleteOther clue for today's viewers/posters only...I'm 43.
ReplyDeleteAnd, that's why we love you Sugar!
ReplyDeleteOK, so did I miss the comment thread where everyone discussed JLo and her AWFUL "singing" on Fallon? Hard evidence to me that she is MV.
ReplyDeleteI see what you're doing there enty
ReplyDeleteso do you have some scoop on the Natalie Wood thing then?
Got it, TTM. I think I'm a little too far for that! :(
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Walken crack was too far, the guy's been helping covering up and stonewalling cops in her death for decades. While her family still suffers. He deserves the jabs he gets. Although I've always been staunchly in the Wagner's responsible camp. So better to make it Walken hasn't been cleaning fingerprints, rigging dingy's, or stashing evidence on yachts.
ReplyDelete@Northbynorthwest +111111
DeleteIs there an anti-Napoleon Dynamite club??? Count me in!
ReplyDeleteYea there's at least 6 of us now. Three more and we have a baseball team. Ill pitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling dibs on ball catcher!
Delete@HammerGirl I see what you did there. And I totes approve.
DeleteI hated ND, I couldn't even finish it. I felt my brain cells dying.
I call Short Stop!
I'll play my favourite: third base!
DeleteWe all know Derek is a catcher.
DeleteOh! NOW I see what you did there! Durr... :-D
DeleteStill out in left field, tho,.;-)
Didn't like Napoleon Dynamite either. First time my brother ever gave me a look of astonishment... until Ricky Bobby. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteOh steamy is that the real you? ? Cute ginger!! I do love the cartoon though. That's how I can quickly find you. But I like the real you too.
DeleteSugarbread, I'm shocked that you can cherrypick responses , I read em all,Even the trolls.:-D
DeleteBut then, I seldom read the names anymore, more as a " thought so", I know most of the different posters by their voice/reactions :-D
Hah!
My eyes tend to scan to the avis I recognize first. But I do read them all. It's just a recognition thing.
DeleteHey late crew:-) :-) :-)
ReplyDeleteHello lovie :-)
DeleteHey Steamy!
DeleteI am loving all the lines from the movie. We own it and definitely a fave up at Blanc Debris. I can totally understand how it doesn't appeal to everyone. I just love odd and quirky.
ReplyDelete@Sherry Have you seen Welcome to the Dollhouse? Odd and quirky at it's best.
DeleteIndeed I did but it didn't resonate like ND.
DeleteDawn Wiener!
DeleteI sometimes call my dog "Wiener Dog!"
Hey steamy
ReplyDeleteWe need a name for the Anti-Napoleon Dynamite club, may I suggest the Seventh Coalition Combustibles? The Seventh Coalition defeated Napoleon - and I just added "combustibles" to counter the "dynamite."
ReplyDeleteOkay! So we're the SCC?
DeleteSounds good Candyland
ReplyDeleteLong time lurker, sent my photo in, too. Hope to see it with the other lovely readers!
ReplyDeleteJust remember to fess up, lol.
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ReplyDeleteI think I really dig ND, because they made it while they were at BYU. Living in a small rural town (with a large Mormon population) the quirks were all too familiar. We lived in a town a lot like that when I was younger, right down to the tether ball, and "gosh". The social awkwardness is spot on too. Shit gets weird around here.
ReplyDeleteWhatcha doin ttm? 3rd base, the hot corner? I thought you'd be in the field with me in our lawnchairs. Drinking mojitos and hooting insults based on Our favorite movie's best lines..:(
ReplyDeleteBTW, what is our much superior ,funny yet esoteric, quotable flick?
I thought 3rd base was down the pants? Weren't we using metaphors?? My bad. I'll play first then.
DeleteOffice Space is probably too well known to be superior, huh?
Great lines tho, since many here are cubby office yes that we get in trouble, I would think that movie is worshipped by all, so...no
DeleteNever saw Mallrats , thought Clerks was dumb,
DeleteDamn, ttm. I'm bad at this...
We may need backup, Steamy! Lemme think lemme think
DeleteOh well, you'll think of something :-) .
DeleteWon't be around tomorrow.
Werk :(
Y'all have fun!
What Steamy?? The whole day??
DeleteMonty Python and the Holy Grail?
ReplyDelete"I'm just saying that some watery bint lobbing a scimitar is not the way to form a representational government." :-)
"We want a SHRUBBERY!"
ReplyDelete" ...and what else burns...? Er..um..stones! (Hard elbow jab) LITTLE stones!"
ReplyDelete" Bring out yer deead *Clang!*
ReplyDeleteTroubadours singing" ...yes hee picked up his sword and he ran away, he scarpered , he scampered and left the fray...brave , brave Sir Robin"
ReplyDelete"Where did you get those coconuts?
ReplyDelete" Run Away!!! RUN AWAY!!!"
ReplyDelete"I'm French! Why do you think I have this Outrageous accent?!?"
ReplyDeleteOT: BLINDGOSSIP website, I've been trying to look arbor and it says "site not found". Anyone been there recently? Notice that message? What is going on?!
ReplyDeleteOh my god! David letterman just asked and kept pressing Laura prepon about her being married to Tom cruise! He asked where did the gossip come from? He told her "good luck on your marriage with Tom cruise"! I didn't think David letterman engaged in Scientology beard gossip!
ReplyDeleteMorning and bye - off to gym and work. Scissors - BG works for me (sadly, as I hate that site but can't seem to stop myself from having a peek every now and then).
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Me too! I help looking! I really miss living in the UK! Have fun at the gym.
ReplyDeleteUgh, hate autofill.
DeleteI can't help looking*
@northbynorthwest I found the comment intriguing. I think Wagner has been thought of as the culprit since forever. To hint that it was really Walken sheds a whole new light on things.
ReplyDeleteCount, I have Jolie, Kruger and Cox but I will leave the entry points to you.
ReplyDeleteI love Napoleon Dynamite!
ReplyDeleteTTM - YES!!! We are the SCC! Now and fo-eva!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, TTM, I always thought that 3rd was down the pants, too,
ReplyDeleteAw, I lurve ND! I hated it at first and thought it was stupid until the very last scene. I watched it again and got it. But I completely understand how some people just can't even. It's not like it's highbrow comedy or something. I guess it's like sauerkraut-you love it or hate it or acquire a taste for it. Been lurkin' long time, btw. Super late getting in on comments.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Nosey! I'm not a frequent poster, but I can't sleep and was checking on responses to my antics on this post. Keep up the posts, we need all of the help that we can get!!!
ReplyDeleteSometimes, I post just to see what time it is on the site. :-D mah brain can't handle time differences ( where's a zombie smiley when you need one?)
ReplyDeleteIts why I'm always late for book club:-\
Courtney Cox's face - Looks like shes been for surgery in a Playdoh factory. Get your money back love!
ReplyDeleteAngies outfit, really?! She looks like shes getting married in registry office.
Oh Courtney, just live with him or better yet, near him. While maybe he's not Ashton Young, he's too young and unknown to have an equal relationship. And frany, not as hot as you can afford if you're going THAT route. Save your beans honey, you earned them, he wants them and yo fame!
ReplyDeleteHey Clint. Looking goood u sly fox.