Hey, does it make me gay that I love the show "Tabatha Takes Over" and "Tabatha's Salon Takeover"? It just seems weird I like watching a show about hairdressing.
Not since the BeeGees have white pants been worn so tight and shown so much, with so little benefit to humankind. Shovel-faced Badger, or whatever we call JF, challenges Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull, to a beer pong match. As the two men stand up, the sight gag that we're meant to laugh at is this: JF wears tight white pants, rolled up. With matching shoes.
Mr WW, aka Pitbull, accepts the challenge but initially, at least, can't seem to land a World Cup soccer ball in a giant vat of beer-like fluid. A wardrobe change is subsequently required but not for the reasons you might think. The crowd of average middle Americans and Simpson costume characters wait patiently for five minutes for this change of clothes, which mercifully is not part of this video. PB reappears wearing white pants identical to those of his host and challenger, Shovel Face.
Fast forward: easy shots are missed, both beer pongers are found to be inadequate after all, despite having their gonads on display and a crowd to cheer them on.
Moral: whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you will not stay alive long in beer pong wearing white pants. Or something like that
I watched it on TV. Only cuz George Lopez was first guest and then I wanted to give PB a chance. ARGH. I THOUGHT I SHOULD WANTED TO CHECK FOR THE BULDGE, but, in fact, I really was afraid I'd accidentally see something. SAD THING IS, I didn't!
Tl:dw
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, in a million years, this one is NOT me.
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned Orlando f ' n blows?
ReplyDeleteSandy do you mean Orlando the place or the person - because saying O blows has a completely different context depending on which it is.
DeleteIs Fallon a new site sponsor?
ReplyDeleteNot it!
Not it! I hit my Fallon quota for the week. No way I'm watching his and pittbulls ballsacks in motion.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Fallon isn't funny so DC;DW
ReplyDeleteThe shark has been jumped.
ReplyDeleteHeisenbReview: Limited Edition for Sandybrook
ReplyDeleteTHIS. They need THIS!!!
That is all.
Sorry kids. I made it about half way and bailed
ReplyDeleteThat look is distinctively a CUBA guy thing. IMO. Knida like the '70's leisure suit.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Lisa Simpson watching beer pong? She's underage!
ReplyDeleteOh, and not it. I still have my "explained crazy and disgusting sex terms" pass.
OMG, Lisa Simpson really is watching. I thought there was just some kid in the audience with a big head. That is so random.
DeleteStill not watching it, though.
Orlando the place blows Violet.
ReplyDeleteI can uses those pantries right now too LadyH
I read that as panties. Where the hell is my mind right now?
DeleteYou were actually correct, Captain!
DeleteGood lord. My gutter brain is auto-correcting sandy's posts. Smut zen master.
DeleteHey, does it make me gay that I love the show "Tabatha Takes Over" and "Tabatha's Salon Takeover"? It just seems weird I like watching a show about hairdressing.
ReplyDeleteYes. Definitely.
DeleteMy spelchek didn't want to write what I wrote which was panties
ReplyDeleteGuys were stuffing and having a total sword fight.
ReplyDeleteNot since the BeeGees have white pants been worn so tight and shown so much, with so little benefit to humankind. Shovel-faced Badger, or whatever we call JF, challenges Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull, to a beer pong match. As the two men stand up, the sight gag that we're meant to laugh at is this: JF wears tight white pants, rolled up. With matching shoes.
ReplyDeleteMr WW, aka Pitbull, accepts the challenge but initially, at least, can't seem to land a World Cup soccer ball in a giant vat of beer-like fluid. A wardrobe change is subsequently required but not for the reasons you might think. The crowd of average middle Americans and Simpson costume characters wait patiently for five minutes for this change of clothes, which mercifully is not part of this video. PB reappears wearing white pants identical to those of his host and challenger, Shovel Face.
Fast forward: easy shots are missed, both beer pongers are found to be inadequate after all, despite having their gonads on display and a crowd to cheer them on.
Moral: whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you will not stay alive long in beer pong wearing white pants. Or something like that
Cocoa, that was beautiful
DeleteWhy thank you. *curtsey*
DeleteBut what did their balls look like, Cocoa? (Sorry guys)
DeleteKristin, they looked like uuuuuuuuuuughh. Not what the BeeGees intended when they tried to start this trend. :-(
DeleteLol. Fallon skeeves me out. Ever since he took his shirt off for some game a few weeks ago. He looked like a baby dipped in funnel cake batter.
DeleteKristin, there is nothing more skeevy than Jimmy Fallon's nards barely contained behind thin white fabric.
ReplyDeleteCamelflage, boyzz! Lady H can hook you up with this great product!
Cocoa: that was lovely
ReplyDelete@Cocoa Nicely done. Solid story-telling.
ReplyDeleteI heart PB. He does it with humor.
ReplyDeleteI watched it on TV. Only cuz George Lopez was first guest and then I wanted to give PB a chance.
ReplyDeleteARGH. I THOUGHT I SHOULD WANTED TO CHECK FOR THE BULDGE, but, in fact, I really was afraid I'd accidentally see something. SAD THING IS, I didn't!