Monday, June 02, 2014

Miley Cyrus Robbed

With Miley Cyrus out of town, there is her empty house just waiting to be robbed. Apparently her security system is not that great because a man and a woman scaled her fence and got inside the house where they took a bunch of jewelry. Needing a way to leave the place, they decided to make use of Miley's Maserati as their getaway car. Police don't have any further information to go on at this time, but if you see someone wearing a bunch of Chanel jewels that resemble peens then you probably have found your suspect. Apparently these suspects had a lot of time because no one responded to any alarm at all. It was only the next day when Miley's assistant stopped by and noticed things missing that police were called.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:45 AM

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42 comments:

  1. aemish7:46 AM

    Inside job

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  2. ladybaus7:46 AM

    It was probably one of her loser siblings...

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  3. aemish7:47 AM

    jinx! :p

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  4. Riven7:49 AM

    It's ok, mommy will just buy her replacements

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  5. Anonymous7:51 AM

    Inside job? You think her dad did the Achey break-in?

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  6. Now!7:52 AM

    Reminds me of that terrible Sofia Coppola movie, "The Bling Ring." They should put out an APB for Sofia's missing talent.

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  7. OneEyeCharlie7:52 AM

    I may have found my new calling...

    OneEyeCharlie: House Sitter for the Stars

    "I'll keep an eye on your goods"

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  8. aemish7:52 AM

    lol.. doubt it was her dad but I'd start with associates whoever was supposed to respond to the alarm

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  9. ladybaus7:56 AM

    Remember when her mom was pushing the youngest girl to come out with a line of sexy undergarments targeted towards a younger demographic? I think she was 12 at the time smh

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  10. Violet7:56 AM

    The car key - was it in a little bowl next to the phone like it is in our house? Or does a Maserati have one of those special key fobs? And the car - was it in the garage with electric doors that need a special code that the robbers just happened to have?
    So much dodgy with this story.

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    1. SugarTitz11:45 PM

      I keep mine in my large clear measuring cup

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  11. ladybaus7:58 AM

    well Paris Hilton use to leave her house-key under her door mat! lolll

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  12. Melissa of Grand Island7:58 AM

    I'm with aemish, inside job

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  13. Kelly8:00 AM

    Good one @Riven!

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  14. SugarTitz8:04 AM

    She has too many hanger on friends. They will be her down fall

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  15. JSierra8:19 AM

    Looks like we may get our pretty wild season 2 after all! Bit really, you would think these people would have better security for their millions of dollars of shit.

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  16. JSierra8:20 AM

    Looks like we may get our pretty wild season 2 after all! Bit really, you would think these people would have better security for their millions of dollars of shit.

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  17. Sherry8:24 AM

    A good alarm system has a signal that goes to the alarm company that connects to police is they don't get a stand down from the people in the house. Sounds like someone knew how to override that.

    I was about to say, track down the Maserati but there has to be quite a few in LA. There are tons up in Silicon Valley although they aren't that ubiquitous. I see more Teslas.

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  18. Steampunk Jazz8:33 AM

    (*Furiously typing*) ...and then they roll up to ___'s house. Recognizing the car, security waves them thru....Out come the Calipers, the DieHard,.aaaand Medical tape! Yah!
    And the alarm is compromised, no signal will save them now....

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  19. Wen8:34 AM

    Yawn.

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  20. Wen8:34 AM

    Yawn.

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  21. Yabba Dabba Doo9:09 AM

    Agreed with Nutty, it's probably a Bling Ring type of thing.

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  22. Steampunk Jazz9:22 AM

    You have to admit, Security is essential when a celebrities every move is documented on the net. When google can show that the home is empty of cars and movement in real life time, it would be easy to stage a hit...

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  23. skippy9:36 AM

    So they stole her backup vajazzle jewels?

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  24. OneEyeCharlie9:39 AM

    Hmmmm. Miley's jewels disappear and suddenly Guido turns up with a blinged out patch...

    Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnnnnnn

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  25. __-__=__9:56 AM

    Maserati?? How does that happen?!?!? Agree with Violet - many questions here. Doesn't it have tracking? Doesn't someone ensure everythin is locked up tight when she leaves? Property management???

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    1. SugarTitz11:47 PM

      Obviously just as tight as her vagina

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  26. AndrewBW10:12 AM

    Well, she's been robbing her fans for years. It's only fair!

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  27. auntliddy11:05 AM

    Agree inside job.

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  28. Seven of Eleven11:10 AM

    @Charlie, is that a pick-up line? "I've got my eye on you, and the missing one is jealous!"

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  29. OneEyeCharlie11:16 AM

    I am totally appropriating that line, Seven. I will intersperse it with "Times like this makes me wish I had two eyes." while looking at a pretty woman.

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  30. MadLyb11:41 AM

    I agree. It's probably her brother and his girlfriend.

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  31. Count Jerkula12:54 PM

    If I were to break into a celeb's house, there is no way I'm leaving w/o their computer. Sure, the jewelry would be nice, but a video of Miley snorting blow off some dude's prick would be worth a bundle.

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  32. Krissie1:06 PM

    They stole a CAR? There's no way wasn't an inside job. Jewellery is one thing, you could just hide that in your coat and scale a fence with it, but it can't be that easy to get away with a luxury car on a whim!

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  33. Sprink1:24 PM

    Charlie, you're making my night with these comments.

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  34. NaughtyNurse4:42 PM

    OK lawyer guy. Her house was burglarized, NOT robbed.

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  35. BeckyMae5:50 PM

    It was the puppies....those dogs got sick of being neglected and high tailed it outta there in the Maserati before Chipmunk Cheeks got back....

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  36. Henriette7:44 PM

    This reminds me of those burglars who only targeted touring musicians and rock bands. I can't remember what they were called though. If you think about it, it's pretty smart.

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  37. Count Jerkula8:25 PM

    @Henriette: yep. When I worked at the antique sho, the owner's father died. he was a well known person in some circles, so his death got a little press. During the memorial service, I was paid to sit around my bosses house, while someone else was at his father's house, to defend against obituary looters.

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