Michael Lohan is getting another chance to mess up another life. Apparently Kate Major, who is currently in rehab, is three and a half months pregnant with the couple's second child. Yes, that means she probably knew she was pregnant when she was drunk and when she attempted to flee from police after they were called to the home she shares with Lohan. At that time, Michael accused her of hitting him and that she was drunk and he feared for the safety of their baby. Kate tried to flee from the police before they got there but drove her car into some bushes. The good news for Kate is that she is expected to be released from jail and rehab prior to the birth of her child and then can go back to the prison of a life being shared with Lohan. Tell me again how either of these kids will turn out better than any of Michael's other kids. How does this guy make enough money to support all these kids? Is Lindsay giving him a cut of what she earns or is he still hustling people and selling stories to make money?
Don't you do that math, Mesh Shirt Dude!
ReplyDeleteHuh. Whodathunk Jon Gosselin woulda been the smart one when it came to Kate Major?
DeleteBoth these idiots should have their reproductive systems shut down for good.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only guy in the world to have heard the word vasectomy? You would think so, given how many pregnancy/knocking up groupies blinds there are.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me Charlie I want to mention this word to my nephew who is only baby #3 with woman #3. Why? I guess he wants to pay child support for the rest of his life.
DeleteI get why some men are scared, but for crying out loud, there are lots of birth control methods out there
DeleteIt's just sad for the kid, and all the other kids out there with shit parents. Selfish asshats.
ReplyDeleteHearing stuff like this just makes me so furious yet sad. I can't stand hearing how flippant this man has been about the children he brings into the world. And worse yet with peoe who have just as bad problems as he does.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he needs to patent his swimmers for infertility clinics...
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't want to breed with The Lohan.
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone! And, good afternoon to others!
ReplyDeleteGreat comment, TTM. I was DYING when I read that about Jon Gosselin being the smart one.
I think this guy must make all of his money tipping off the tabs to Lindsay's antics. I can't imagine Lindsay has any money to give him. Also, we've had some blinds about pregnancies where the more obvious Dad isn't the Dad. Anyone besides me think Kate's carrying someone else's Bebe?
Isn't that lohan dude supposed to be a stockbroker or some shit like that? Why does he always wear that kind of outfit? Something tells me he is not the best gene inheritance.
ReplyDeleteWhy? Why is it that trash like this guy, gives birth to so many children...and someone who would make a wonderful mother, like my sister and her husband, just found out they're not able to have children?
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it. Talk about unfair and unjust. Now this loser is going to destroy another human being.
Aw, Enty believes he supports his children. That's cute.
ReplyDeleteCreating the sub species of tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteLOL @TTM. You made me belly laugh w/ that comment.
ReplyDeleteHe was a stockbroker back in the 80's, & started doing drugs & screwed it all up, he's supposedly clean & working at a rehab facility.
ReplyDeleteI'm as shocked as you guys, nora and Candyland! He certainly didn't LOOK like a genius
ReplyDeleteOh great...another oxygen thief enters the world....
ReplyDeleteCompulsory sterilization has never sounded so good.
ReplyDeletePoor baby. The other one is already being completely ignored while mommy is in jail and daddy is using drugs. SMH. Well Michael is sterile I will give him that much...
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ReplyDeleteI liked a super informative clip should explain everything!
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DeleteHere's the thing....you just never know how any person is going to turn out. Their kids could grow up to be great, in *spite* of their dipshit parents. I always like to try to be optimistic.
ReplyDelete...but then maybe that's because I'm the child of teenage high school dropouts, and I've done very well indeed. :-)
I wouldn't oppose forced sterilisation here...
ReplyDelete"on" baby #3.
ReplyDeleteHe lost his license to trade forever I believe.
He looks so smelly. He's a member of the Mesh Shirt Mafia. LOL
ReplyDelete*shuddering* It is way too gahdamn early for this!
ReplyDeleteLOL @TTM & Fancy, thanks for the giggles!
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